Plenty of Fish

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by colonelrascals, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Chickadeedeedee little birdie, let's dance Donor

    Yeah. Set him up for a date with one. I've hooked up a buddy on there before
     
  2. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck Donor TMB OG

    Thanks in advance,
    pre
     
  3. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck Donor TMB OG

    Wait, do we have a TMB account on there that I can peruse with?
     
  4. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello Donor TMB OG

    Idk how it works, I just went to the website and clicked search
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Chickadeedeedee little birdie, let's dance Donor

    I have a troll one. I'm more into humiliating them and crushing their self esteem than actually trying to meet up with them. I like to try and shatter their last desperate hope of finding a partner.
     
  6. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

    Prefer nudes, but that's perfectly fine too.
     
  7. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member Donor

    Was that pic taken from a woman's prison??
     
  8. TDCD

    TDCD FSU Men's Football, UConn Women's Basketball

    We definitely need a communal POF account.
     
  9. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

  10. titsorgtfo

    titsorgtfo Fan of: KU, Royals, Chiefs, Thunder, and Weed

    I wanna play
     
  11. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

  12. dump

    dump tradercane is my hero Donor

  13. CUtigers

    CUtigers Well-Known Member Donor

    Don't be too picky, dump.
     
  14. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member Donor TMB OG

    No clue. She sounds like a dolt and is only 21, so I can't imagine why she wouldn't be rolled up in a typical undergrad environment.

    Quite a few decent chicks that are in my social circle use online dating sites. They are all either grad students or young professional types. Obviously, they don't want to fuck someone they're collaborating with on research or competing against... unless they're dumb. They've also grown out of the bar scene and aren't religious. So, that's where they turn.

    If I were in the market for a smart chick with minimal baggage, that is where I'd look first. Those chicks are cock mad but would settle down if saddled by the right guy.
     
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  15. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

    We need a couple of pictures for a profile. And we need someone to write out the bio.
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    She'll give you a blowjob with the condom

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  17. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Freebird Donor

    now he is going to think Kaley is going to suck his penis.
     
  18. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

  19. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

  20. TDCD

    TDCD FSU Men's Football, UConn Women's Basketball

    elbows too pointy
     
  21. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint Peppermint schnapps makes me sloppy Donor

    Thanks for the inevitable nightmares these pics will cause :ohdear:
     
  22. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

    Jesus Christ... Juts found the most fucked up thing ever. May have to leave POF after this one.. [​IMG]
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    I'm also a TRANSEXUAL (spoiler alert) and I'm totally comfortable with myself. I'm looking for an open minded guy who doesn't care what society thinks. I don't mind questions but please be respectful.
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  23. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

  24. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

    I liked it, then saw who posted it. Sorry
     
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  25. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

    Coincidentally she deleted her profile and started a new one shortly after these pics were posted.
     
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  26. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit Donor

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  27. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

  28. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck Donor TMB OG

    That's one dude I'd have to fuck, in that case.
     
  29. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

  30. Baby Herschel

    Baby Herschel Just your usual UGA RB hype...

    She will kill you.

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  31. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Fan of: Coach Muschamp

    To be fair, (s)he tucks it back well.
     
  32. FriarJuggs

    FriarJuggs 2.0 Donor

    There are some women that you never, EVER, should get head from.
     
  33. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue Donor TMB OG

    What a website
     
  34. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Dabo Swinney = God Donor

    Jesus christ that Tranny is fucking scary. There's no way I'd believe that was a man.

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  35. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck Donor TMB OG

    Seriously, my brain would trick me into thinking I was just imagining a penis. But then again, is it pre-op or post?
     
  36. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green TMB OG

    if you don't know then whats the problem

    /bamafan
     
  37. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

  38. Redav

    Redav Three Musketeers of Sensitivity Staff Member Donor

    Fuck, that's not fair or should be illegal or it should have to wear a scarlet letter.
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    Preop so still a man.
     
  40. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

    http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=33514054
    This ho wants me to drive 2 hours to buy her cigs ( :yaoface: ), so to get me to believe she's actually a girl she texted me these:
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    Not currently working on nudes
     
  41. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 2,000,003 Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    That chick is like 15, lol
     
  42. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

    Her profile says 18, and no one EVER lies on their online profiles. That's a fact.
     
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  43. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen Give me some good old lobotomy Donor

  44. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello Donor TMB OG

    Get outta here with that shit batman
     
  45. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

    Apologies.
     
  46. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps. Donor

    I mean...
     
  47. Yanks711

    Yanks711 TMB's Hoosier Donor

    If she's 18 then why the fuck is she asking you to buy her cigs. Do the math here.
     
  48. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

    OMG you're so right. I totally hadn't thought of that on my own until you just brought it up.

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    Supposedly she lost her ID and thought I lived in her town. :itsatrap:
     
  49. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen Give me some good old lobotomy Donor

    i think its funny that she had to convince you she was a girl, but you totally believed she was 18
     
  50. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy Donor

    I guess I'll lay the sarcasm on thicker for you next time.
     

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