Plenty of Fish

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by colonelrascals, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Chickadeedeedee little birdie, let's dance
    Donor

    Yeah. Set him up for a date with one. I've hooked up a buddy on there before
     
  2. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
    Donor TMB OG

    Thanks in advance,
    pre
     
  3. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
    Donor TMB OG

    Wait, do we have a TMB account on there that I can peruse with?
     
  4. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
    Donor TMB OG

    Idk how it works, I just went to the website and clicked search
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Chickadeedeedee little birdie, let's dance
    Donor

    I have a troll one. I'm more into humiliating them and crushing their self esteem than actually trying to meet up with them. I like to try and shatter their last desperate hope of finding a partner.
     
  6. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

    Prefer nudes, but that's perfectly fine too.
     
  7. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
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    Was that pic taken from a woman's prison??
     
  8. TDCD

    TDCD FSU Men's Football, UConn Women's Basketball

    We definitely need a communal POF account.
     
  9. titsorgtfo

    titsorgtfo Fan of: KU, Royals, Chiefs, Thunder, and Weed

    I wanna play
     
  10. CUtigers

    CUtigers Well-Known Member
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    Don't be too picky, dump.
     
  11. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    No clue. She sounds like a dolt and is only 21, so I can't imagine why she wouldn't be rolled up in a typical undergrad environment.

    Quite a few decent chicks that are in my social circle use online dating sites. They are all either grad students or young professional types. Obviously, they don't want to fuck someone they're collaborating with on research or competing against... unless they're dumb. They've also grown out of the bar scene and aren't religious. So, that's where they turn.

    If I were in the market for a smart chick with minimal baggage, that is where I'd look first. Those chicks are cock mad but would settle down if saddled by the right guy.
     
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  12. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

    We need a couple of pictures for a profile. And we need someone to write out the bio.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    She'll give you a blowjob with the condom

    off
     
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Champion of Life - lol jk
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    now he is going to think Kaley is going to suck his penis.
     
  15. TDCD

    TDCD FSU Men's Football, UConn Women's Basketball

    elbows too pointy
     
  16. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint He came and took our dessert
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    Thanks for the inevitable nightmares these pics will cause :ohdear:
     
  17. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

    Jesus Christ... Juts found the most fucked up thing ever. May have to leave POF after this one.. [​IMG]
    I'm also a TRANSEXUAL (spoiler alert) and I'm totally comfortable with myself. I'm looking for an open minded guy who doesn't care what society thinks. I don't mind questions but please be respectful.
     
  18. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I liked it, then saw who posted it. Sorry
     
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  19. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Coincidentally she deleted her profile and started a new one shortly after these pics were posted.
     
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  20. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    [​IMG]
     
  21. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
    Donor TMB OG

    That's one dude I'd have to fuck, in that case.
     
  22. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

  23. Baby Herschel

    Baby Herschel Just your usual UGA RB hype...

    She will kill you.

    [​IMG]
     
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  24. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Fan of: Coach Muschamp

    To be fair, (s)he tucks it back well.
     
  25. FriarJuggs

    Donor

    There are some women that you never, EVER, should get head from.
     
  26. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue
    Donor TMB OG

    What a website
     
  27. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Fuck Donald Trump
    Donor

    Jesus christ that Tranny is fucking scary. There's no way I'd believe that was a man.

    [​IMG]
     
  28. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
    Donor TMB OG

    Seriously, my brain would trick me into thinking I was just imagining a penis. But then again, is it pre-op or post?
     
  29. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
    TMB OG

    if you don't know then whats the problem

    /bamafan
     
  30. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  31. Redav

    Redav No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.
    Donor

    Fuck, that's not fair or should be illegal or it should have to wear a scarlet letter.
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    Preop so still a man.
     
  33. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor

  34. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 2,000,003
    Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    That chick is like 15, lol
     
  35. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor

    Her profile says 18, and no one EVER lies on their online profiles. That's a fact.
     
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  36. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen Give me some good old lobotomy
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  37. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
    Donor TMB OG

    Get outta here with that shit batman
     
  38. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor

    Apologies.
     
  39. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
    Donor

    I mean...
     
  40. Yanks711

    Yanks711 TMB's Hoosier
    Donor

    If she's 18 then why the fuck is she asking you to buy her cigs. Do the math here.
     
  41. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor

    OMG you're so right. I totally hadn't thought of that on my own until you just brought it up.

    Supposedly she lost her ID and thought I lived in her town. :itsatrap:
     
  42. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen Give me some good old lobotomy
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    i think its funny that she had to convince you she was a girl, but you totally believed she was 18
     
  43. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor

    I guess I'll lay the sarcasm on thicker for you next time.