Plenty of Fish

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by colonelrascals, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure You can't say cocksucker if we can't say cunt
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    Yeah. Set him up for a date with one. I've hooked up a buddy on there before
     
  2. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
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    Thanks in advance,
    pre
     
  3. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
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    Wait, do we have a TMB account on there that I can peruse with?
     
  4. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    Idk how it works, I just went to the website and clicked search
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure You can't say cocksucker if we can't say cunt
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    I have a troll one. I'm more into humiliating them and crushing their self esteem than actually trying to meet up with them. I like to try and shatter their last desperate hope of finding a partner.
     
  6. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

    Prefer nudes, but that's perfectly fine too.
     
  7. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
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    Was that pic taken from a woman's prison??
     
  8. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    We definitely need a communal POF account.
     
  9. titsorgtfo

    titsorgtfo Well-Known Member
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    I wanna play
     
  10. dump

    dump My Heart is Gold, But My Dick is Platinum
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  11. CUtigers

    CUtigers Well-Known Member
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    Don't be too picky, dump.
     
  12. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    No clue. She sounds like a dolt and is only 21, so I can't imagine why she wouldn't be rolled up in a typical undergrad environment.

    Quite a few decent chicks that are in my social circle use online dating sites. They are all either grad students or young professional types. Obviously, they don't want to fuck someone they're collaborating with on research or competing against... unless they're dumb. They've also grown out of the bar scene and aren't religious. So, that's where they turn.

    If I were in the market for a smart chick with minimal baggage, that is where I'd look first. Those chicks are cock mad but would settle down if saddled by the right guy.
     
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  13. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

    We need a couple of pictures for a profile. And we need someone to write out the bio.
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    She'll give you a blowjob with the condom

    off
     
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  15. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Champion of Life - now with 5* heart
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    now he is going to think Kaley is going to suck his penis.
     
  16. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    elbows too pointy
     
  17. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint Tommy Heisman 2019
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    Thanks for the inevitable nightmares these pics will cause :ohdear:
     
  18. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

    Jesus Christ... Juts found the most fucked up thing ever. May have to leave POF after this one.. [​IMG]
    I'm also a TRANSEXUAL (spoiler alert) and I'm totally comfortable with myself. I'm looking for an open minded guy who doesn't care what society thinks. I don't mind questions but please be respectful.
     
  19. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I liked it, then saw who posted it. Sorry
     
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  20. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Coincidentally she deleted her profile and started a new one shortly after these pics were posted.
     
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  21. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    [​IMG]
     
  22. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
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    That's one dude I'd have to fuck, in that case.
     
  23. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

  24. Baby Herschel

    Baby Herschel Just your usual UGA RB hype...

    She will kill you.

    [​IMG]
     
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  25. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Fan of: Coach Muschamp
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    To be fair, (s)he tucks it back well.
     
  26. FriarJuggs

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    There are some women that you never, EVER, should get head from.
     
  27. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue
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    What a website
     
  28. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Fuck Donald Trump
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    Jesus christ that Tranny is fucking scary. There's no way I'd believe that was a man.

    [​IMG]
     
  29. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
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    Seriously, my brain would trick me into thinking I was just imagining a penis. But then again, is it pre-op or post?
     
  30. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    if you don't know then whats the problem

    /bamafan
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  32. Redav

    Redav No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.
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    Fuck, that's not fair or should be illegal or it should have to wear a scarlet letter.
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Preop so still a man.
     
  34. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  35. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
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    That chick is like 15, lol
     
  36. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Her profile says 18, and no one EVER lies on their online profiles. That's a fact.
     
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  37. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen God save Lavender Lane
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  38. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    Get outta here with that shit batman
     
  39. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Apologies.
     
  40. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    I mean...
     
  41. Yanks711

    Yanks711 TMB's Hoosier
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    If she's 18 then why the fuck is she asking you to buy her cigs. Do the math here.
     
  42. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    OMG you're so right. I totally hadn't thought of that on my own until you just brought it up.

    Supposedly she lost her ID and thought I lived in her town. :itsatrap:
     
  43. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen God save Lavender Lane
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    i think its funny that she had to convince you she was a girl, but you totally believed she was 18
     
  44. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I guess I'll lay the sarcasm on thicker for you next time.