Pokemon Go

I feel like my eggs don't incubate properly

 

Buddy of mine posted this up on facebook


I thought I'd use Pokemon Go to highlight the awful experience of pooping when you have kids.

 

I was hoping that riding the train would allow me to cruise through tons of Pokemon rich zones but I think it's moving too fast

 

you doing it wrong. I caught a ton of pokemon on the metro rail to work today

 

I'm on the tri rail from boca to Miami but I've only caught a few pidgeys and a bell sprout.

I'm cleaning up on pokestops at each stop tho

 

You're way better at this than i am. Eggs?

 

you get them at poke stops. im all filled up already because I work on top of one

 

I saw a screen on reddit where someone claimed a gym. I don't think my lvl 3 could hold one for long

 

Imagine if phones had like holographic projectors so when you got to a location they actually appeared

 

My house is right next to a church which is a pokestop; clutch; got charmander, kingler, rattata & spearow so far.

 

Some gym I was beside had an Alakazam already wtf

 

yea, ive caught like 30 pokemon already. most were traded in for candy though

 

Every pokestop I have hit has resulted in nothing happening

 

This sounds like a lot of fun but I have no clue what y'all are talking about :/

 

are you spinning the icon? thats what causes the drops

 

I tap it and it goes to a different screen with a picture of what I am looking at and sometimes a module and sometimes not and then nothing happens.

 

yea, you got to spin that pick to get the items to drop

 

Spin what? How?

 

the image of the landmark. use your finger

 

The game should probably explain that. Thank you for being my online manual.

 

took me a minute too, I swiped & voila.

 

I tapped the fuck out of them to no avail. Never would have swiped.

 

Walked through my garage. almost got hit by a car. Caught an Abra.

 

worth it imo

 

Yeah, I'm kind f figuring it out as I go as well. I saw an x5 bonus on the weight of a rattata I caught and I'm not sure what it means. Maybe that it grows larger at a faster rate? I don't see why that'd be an advantage though.

 

havent seen that at all vegeta. but apparently "larger" pokemon are better than smaller pokemon of the same type

 

While sitting at my normal bar, caught a doduo and geodude

 

"Hey barkeep... mind if i come behind the bar for a sec there's a dewgong I'm dying to get right now"

 

Got an email today to be aware of kids getting some kind of GPS coordinate to take a picture. People are worried kids will show up at sensative areas of hospitals, liquor stores and such.

 

I caught one. I named it Jiggly Butt.

 

Luckily this bar will let me if I had to

 

that's xs as in extra small I believe; my charmander was an xl.

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/NIrls

 

this is going to be the best thing ever.

 

this might be the greatest thing ever

edit: agree with jy ^^^

 

If I sign up can I start random fights with other people that are signed up? I would sit on the stall for an hour straight to fight someone from the office across the hall.

 

not yet, but you will be able to

 

Is there anything right now besides just catching wild pokemon? Like battle them or anything

 

There are gyms

 

I remember sitting on a bus in 7th or 8th grade talking to friends about how great it would be to actually become a Pokemon trainer in real life. Never thought i would get this close. Can't imagine what will be next in about another 15 or 20 years

 

Any way to find them or is it just like discovered randomly

 

You can rotate the screen. They are pretty obvious big structures when they are on the screen

 

Yea you don't go into those places in Austin Texas.

 

there are 500 people having a meetup to fight a few blocks from my apartment

 

just caught a kadabruh