Popstar: The Lonely Island Thread

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax with the clinical efficiency of the assassination of bin laden is the best line in the movie imo

 

Watch Hot Rod next if you haven't already

 

You can get Hot Rod for $4.99 on iTunes right now.

 

Fuck Off and Legalize It are probably the two that have made me laugh the hardest

 

Hot Rod is an absolute gem as well.

 

It's a good movie, complete with a Queens of the Stone Age performance at the end

 

Hilarious. Thanks for posting.

 

I’ve used the WuTang analogy in meetings at work multiple times

 

the teacher in this video is Holt's husband in Nine-Nine

 

fify

 

Pretty sure this is false because a local radio station has exclusive rights

 

Down here, it’s our time. Spring breakers, let’s get fucked up.
Then find Mr. Right, and get monogamous.

 

It was on HBO last year, guess they took it off.

 

I think you mean Dr. Saperstein's attorney in Parks and Rec.

 

I think he means Shawn, Michael’s boss in The Good Place.

 

Ay yo, I think there might be something wrong with my dick

 

Ibitha is a severely underrated song from this movie as well.

 

so many options
and all in my price range
this decision is torture
my head’s playing mind games

 

glenda are you dying
or just avoiding me
either way’s a bummer
but I hope you’re dying





Song is so awesome

 

“Don’t you want to look like Optimus Prime?”
“...’s dick?”

 

We not talking 'bout kicking a can
We talking 'bout hanging with friends
And when we say "hanging"
We don't mean using a rope
We mean chilling
But it doesn't have to be cold

It could be any temperature
60 or 80
There just has to be friends
And drinks and ladies

And good conversation
And don't forget the party ice
That's how you kick it
Like a karate guy

 

But seriously dog. Where the fuck was your dick?

 

"It's pronounced D'borah."
"What's the origin of that?"
"I believe Deborah."

 

These days if you don’t sell out people will think it’s because no one asked you too

 

Our tummies are full of paejaeuhhhh here’s a recipe for the paejaeuhhh

Steamy broth, sweet peas and lobsters, tonight we eat like were conquistadors.

 

We'd like to get to the point where Connor is everywhere, like oxygen or gravity or clinical depression

 

But they don't

 

So there's a Michael Bolton/Lonely Island Valentine's day special on Netflix I just started. Will report back

 

A couple years old but it’s funny

 

What's up y'all? I got a hot new single coming and it addresses some social issues that I think are being ignored.
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!

 

Welp, that was absolutely amazing.

 

Know what I am watching later.

 

Spoiler

THEY CALLL MEE JOSEEEEEE

 

Spoiler

and I’m Mark

 

Still have not seen popstar, where is this streaming?

 

Every movie is always streaming on movieninja.io

Edit: There is not a good one for Popstar....weird.

 

Spoiler

and if you don’t know by now, I’m naming baseball teams!

 

What?

 

The Bash Brothers thing, it was that. And I found it hilarious.

 

Tell the maitre d' at your booty to expect me!

 

Oh Kathy, oh my Kathy’s

 

This music special is hilarious - just so out there

 

There were some bangers, and probably a couple of kisses, but the opener, the kimono song, and baseball team rap made it all worthwhile. 10/10 will watch again.

 

best rap verse ever?

I'm not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac
Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack
My ball shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong
But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long
The name is Mark, and no I'm not Mork And yes, I eat pork 'cause it's tasty on my fork
And no, I'm not a jork but I'll jork it out the pork 'Cause Noah should have had the Bash Brothers on his Ork

 

Now i’m in three cowboy hats, yeehaw

 

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax with the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden.

 

Mona Lisa, you’re worse than the pyramids
Can someone explain why the whole wide world is obsessed with this garbage pale kid