Popstar: The Lonely Island Thread

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  1. Gritty Badger

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    This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax with the clinical efficiency of the assassination of bin laden is the best line in the movie imo
     
  2. RegimentML

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    Watch Hot Rod next if you haven't already
     
  3. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    You can get Hot Rod for $4.99 on iTunes right now.
     
  4. ShuPoor

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    Fuck Off and Legalize It are probably the two that have made me laugh the hardest
     
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  5. Detlef Schrempf

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    Hot Rod is an absolute gem as well.
     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    It's a good movie, complete with a Queens of the Stone Age performance at the end
     
  7. War Grundle

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    Hilarious. Thanks for posting.
     
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  8. Mr Bulldops

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    I’ve used the WuTang analogy in meetings at work multiple times
     
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  9. Dirt Dirt McGirt

    Dirt Dirt McGirt Dirtin for Certain
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    the teacher in this video is Holt's husband in Nine-Nine
     
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  10. RegimentML

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    fify
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    Pretty sure this is false because a local radio station has exclusive rights
     
  12. Celemo

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  13. Clown Baby

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    Down here, it’s our time. Spring breakers, let’s get fucked up.
    Then find Mr. Right, and get monogamous.
     
  14. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    It was on HBO last year, guess they took it off.
     
  15. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    I think you mean Dr. Saperstein's attorney in Parks and Rec.
     
  16. 20/20/20/20

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    I think he means Shawn, Michael’s boss in The Good Place.
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    Ay yo, I think there might be something wrong with my dick
     
  18. Detlef Schrempf

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    Ibitha is a severely underrated song from this movie as well.

     
  19. 20/20/20/20

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    so many options
    and all in my price range
    this decision is torture
    my head’s playing mind games
     
  20. 20/20/20/20

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    glenda are you dying
    or just avoiding me
    either way’s a bummer
    but I hope you’re dying

    <3



    Song is so awesome
     
  21. TC

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    “Don’t you want to look like Optimus Prime?”
    “...’s dick?”
     
  22. DDotGA

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    We not talking 'bout kicking a can
    We talking 'bout hanging with friends
    And when we say "hanging"
    We don't mean using a rope
    We mean chilling
    But it doesn't have to be cold

    It could be any temperature
    60 or 80
    There just has to be friends
    And drinks and ladies

    And good conversation
    And don't forget the party ice
    That's how you kick it
    Like a karate guy
     
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  23. TC

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    But seriously dog. Where the fuck was your dick?
     
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  24. TC

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    "It's pronounced D'borah."
    "What's the origin of that?"
    "I believe Deborah."
     
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  25. Clown Baby

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    These days if you don’t sell out people will think it’s because no one asked you too
     
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  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    Our tummies are full of paejaeuhhhh here’s a recipe for the paejaeuhhh

    Steamy broth, sweet peas and lobsters, tonight we eat like were conquistadors.
     
  27. Mr Bulldops

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    We'd like to get to the point where Connor is everywhere, like oxygen or gravity or clinical depression
     
  28. NP13

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    But they don't
     
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  29. WhiskeyDelta

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    So there's a Michael Bolton/Lonely Island Valentine's day special on Netflix I just started. Will report back
     
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  30. duc15

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    A couple years old but it’s funny
     
  31. NP13

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    What's up y'all? I got a hot new single coming and it addresses some social issues that I think are being ignored.
    So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
     
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  32. snowfx2

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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure College football is overrated anyways.
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    Welp, that was absolutely amazing.
     
  34. NilesIrish

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    Know what I am watching later.
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure College football is overrated anyways.
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    THEY CALLL MEE JOSEEEEEE
     
  36. duc15

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    and I’m Mark
     
  37. Hail Southern

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    Still have not seen popstar, where is this streaming?
     
  38. DDotGA

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    Every movie is always streaming on movieninja.io

    Edit: There is not a good one for Popstar....weird.
     
  39. fattmante

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    and if you don’t know by now, I’m naming baseball teams!
     
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  40. Doc Louis

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    What?
     
  41. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    The Bash Brothers thing, it was that. And I found it hilarious.
     
  42. Pharm

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    Tell the maitre d' at your booty to expect me!
     
  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh Kathy, oh my Kathy’s
     
  44. Jigga

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    The baseball team rap was awesome
     
  45. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    This music special is hilarious - just so out there
     
  46. Detlef Schrempf

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    There were some bangers, and probably a couple of kisses, but the opener, the kimono song, and baseball team rap made it all worthwhile. 10/10 will watch again.
     
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  47. bro

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    best rap verse ever?

    I'm not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac
    Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack
    My ball shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong
    But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long
    The name is Mark, and no I'm not Mork And yes, I eat pork 'cause it's tasty on my fork
    And no, I'm not a jork but I'll jork it out the pork 'Cause Noah should have had the Bash Brothers on his Ork
     
  48. fattmante

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    Now i’m in three cowboy hats, yeehaw
     
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  49. Detlef Schrempf

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    This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax with the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden.
     
  50. Clown Baby

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    Mona Lisa, you’re worse than the pyramids
    Can someone explain why the whole wide world is obsessed with this garbage pale kid