Popstar: The Lonely Island Thread

Terrorize that pussy

 

Mom, Dad, you can both
Fuck off
I don’t want your life
I don’t owe you shit
You can suck my dick
Motherfuckin, shithead, bitch
OH OH
I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVER

 

I didn't really relate to that song because, you know, I had different things in my Jeep than he had in his Jeep.

 

Me, deciding against going to the grocery store for two items:

 

He's writing a song for gay marriage, you know, like it's not allowed. It's allowed now!

 

Doing a rewatch and I forgot about

"we're like wutang, but better"
"Yea! well..."
"As soon as I said it I was kinda like maybe not"

Slays me every time

 

...with the President calling the pop star “a real dumbfuck”

 

“C’mon Conner, it’s just business, I have a family to feed”

“No you don’t”

“I have a niece!”

 

bc of this thread just watched for first time. shit was p funny

 

I went into it with zero expectations and was totally blown away the first time I saw it. So happy you gave it a chance

 

I just smoked crack, and it felt fucking great. I thought it was marijuana, but now it's too fucking late.

 

what on earth...

 

Oh boy this has some great potential

 

I will absolutely watch that

 

Hey yo, I think there might be something wrong with my dick
It’s like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can’t fill the rubber

 

fuck Dale

 

He’s singing a song like it’s not allowed. It’s allowed now.

 

I will eat your head! I will eat your fucking head!

 

I'm starting to suspect that these dudes are gay, none of my business they were born this way.
I mean how many times you gonna mention your homie's dick, and expect us to believe that this song is for chicks?

 

Conner, for the last time, Thirty Seconds To Mars is the name of a band, not a fact.

 

Aquaspin did it first

 

Now days if you don’t sell out people will think it’s because no one offered you to sell out

 

I need to see the vids of Philly fans shit talk back to their washing machine when they hear Hurts remind them to use cold water after he has a bad game

 

“Use the cold water.”
“Use the halfback on the circle route bitch.”

 

I got that wife pussy on lock 24/7. And when she lets me have it I’m in same pussy heaven.

 

I got that grave plot, it’s right next to my dad

 

I don’t really know that much about it, beef jerky tastes good

 

Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister

 

I’m not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac, got the one-ton jimmy and the itty-bitty sack

My balls shrinky-dinky cause the roids so strong but it makes the aforementioned jimmy jam look long

 

But she nutted 3 times, then we bashed, then I bounced

 

I’m Mark McGwirey buff not wiry, Alex P. Keaton is who I admirey

 

Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack
My ball shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong
But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long

 

And when you’re in your mother, make me another brother

 

And after that I live in the sewer
Meet a giant fish and fuck its brains out

 

It's on HBO Max now

 

If they get this right it will be incredible. Cautiously optimistic.

 

“It wasn’t me. I was at the doctor. I’ve got full blown AIDS.”

 

Seeing this bumped reminded me that I just heard Ras Trent for the first time this summer and still laugh every time I think about it.

 

My roommate Nick is an ignorant bald head

 

Me toil part time at ja Coldstone Creamery

 

Now chant down Babylon
Midterm essays
Then puff from de chalice
I de make from a sprite can

 

Gonna revise your Levi’s with physical harm
Put divots in the rivets with my physical arm