Post a *PIC* of your latest purchase

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  1. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Well-Known Member
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    I’ve used a bar cologne that’s quite the cunt
     
  2. WillySaliba

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    Irish spring.
     
  3. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Locally sourced, small batch, sustainable cleansing bars that can only be purchased on the 3rd Saturday farmers market of every other month (unless Mercury is in retrograde, then you're shit outta luck).
     
  4. NilesIrish

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    I have a bar I bought locally that smells of tobacco and leather and it’s awesome. Also very cunty. I just can’t remember the name. When I refill I’ll post.
     
  5. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  6. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    For the face:
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    Or you can experiment with their many "Mud" soaps. They all work great.

    For the body:
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    https://funkychunkssoaps.com/

    Fall & Winter - Flannel, Hunter's Blend, Rust Belt and Blue Collar
    Spring & Summer - Bamboo Charcoal, Squeaky Clean and Surf Wax

    And if she ever makes Grandpa Shorty again grab a few.
     
  7. Joe Withabee

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    Only one man can answer this properly: TYdeFan05
     
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  8. Jorts

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    These can be had, but NOT cheaply (or SAFE FOR WORK)
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  9. 2

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    2 5 3 1 4
     
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  10. WillySaliba

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    I don't know the proper numbering order but all I can say is that based on the way my brain works, agreed.
     
  11. Jorts

    Jorts "Ask about my Mortgage Services"
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    "Yes" is the correct answer
     
  12. TYdeFan05

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    These are all good and made in small batches which I guess is kinda cunty:
    Mikes Nautural
    Striling
    Cold River Soap Works
    Mystic Waters

    These are nice soaps but made in larger batches so maybe less cunty:
    Pre de Provence
    Valobra
    Musgo Real
    Mitchell’s Wool Fat
    Yardley’s (tallow formula)
    Palmolive (tallow as well)
    La Toja
    DR Harris
    Tabac

    If you’re wanting not truly obscure I’ve got Martin de Candre bath soaps that are only available from France and I had to use google translate and pay exchange rate fees to order them.

    That’s not an exhaustive list but it’s a good start if you’re looking for something other than Irish Spring. If you don’t see a scent you like or want even more cunty let me know specifics.
     
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  13. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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  14. RJF-GUMP

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  15. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Thanks fellas. I am impressed with the MB's soap knowledge :golfclap:

    What is the difference in the one for your body and for your face? I've been using the same bar for both like a rube!
     
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  16. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  17. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  18. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    only if you go face first
     
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  19. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    I use specific soap for my face because I'm a greasy motherfucker. You could fry tiny chicken parts on my forehead and the little crease between my nostril and cheek on a hot day. Those soaps I mention keep my face relatively oil free on all but the days I'm working like an animal in my backyard in August. That level of drying action is not good for the skin on the rest of my body therefor I use something a bit more gentle but still 100% natural and manly smelling everywhere else. Too much degreasing for body parts that don't pump oil like a Texan.

    If you're not a greasebag like me maybe it won't matter to you but regular body soap may get my face clean but it doesn't keep it that way. The mud/clay soaps from Rocky Top do a good job of luring the grease out of my pores and keeping them dried up all day.
     
  20. TYdeFan05

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    Penhaligons makes great stuff. Their shaving soap used to be a gold standard, got reformulated and it was garbage, then reformulated again into a great soap last I heard. They make great fragrances too, and it’s stuff that not everyone wears like Creed Aventus or Green Irish Tweed. Though some complain most of Pen’s fragrances are kinda unisex instead of masculine scents.
     
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  21. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    I clean balls face and everything in between with Dove Men’s bar soap. Usually green, sometimes red if I’m feeling like mixing things up a bit.
     
  22. TYdeFan05

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    If you ever need to throw a $5-10 item into your amazon cart add “kracie naive face wash” and give it a try. It has the consistency of margarine and doesn’t lather at all (it’s like a lotion but washes off clean) but it’s all I’ll use now.
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    I used to use regular bar soap everywhere but then my wife was like hey what are you doing use face soap for your face ya dummy so that's what i did. 10/10 would recommend.
     
  24. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Putting it in my Wish List. Thanks for the tip.

    If you ever miss a good lather all the Rocky Top stuff is really great. Except that Rhassoul stuff. Stay the fuck away from that one.
     
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  25. The Blackfish

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    voltime take notes
     
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  26. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  27. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    You are one sophisticated and stylish motherfucker.
     
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  28. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    Same here, although in a different body part order. Not sure about the colors. If we’re talking about the box, then mine is blue and white, I think. Probably the basic soap. The soap is definitely white. Not even sure it’s for men.

    Definitely gonna try some of these others though.
     
  29. TYdeFan05

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    I’m genuinely the worst.
     
  30. Baron

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    Are electric lawnmowers now a requirement of the HOA in River Rock Ranch? :roll:
     
  31. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    It’s not a lawnmower.

    It’s a dethatcher.
     
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  32. Baron

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    My fault, didn't click the link. Happy Dethatching!
     
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  33. NoNatty

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    ITT I learned there are male adults that still don’t use face wash.
     
  34. TYdeFan05

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    I learned from reddit their are some adults who never use shampoo and the truly devoted only use water on their whole body. They don’t even own soap.
     
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  35. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    i purify myself in the waters of lake minnetonka instead of using any kind of soap
     
  36. RJF-GUMP

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    Yah the fiance has some in shower that is liquid and is kinda girly smelling but I'll be damned if it doesn't smell good. Sometimes I use it but no fucks are given. It is arguably unisex though if I ever have to defend such conduct.
     
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  37. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    :golfclap:
     
  38. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
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    Golf Shoes
     
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  39. Long Ball Larry

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    Yeah, most of us don’t.
     
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  40. BrickTamland

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    You see... I have this here bar of Dove soap.

    It cleans my skin and makes me smell good.

    Why would I need something else just for my face?
     
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  41. TYdeFan05

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    You don’t.
     
  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I'm just glad to find out I'm not the only one still on bar soap. Never did like body wash and it seems a lot of people I know use that
     
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  43. BayouMafia

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    Since Queen Charlotte Soaps went out of business I use this:

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  44. Chocolate Giddyup

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    I like that the packaging explicitly points out that this here bar of soap does in fact fight odor.
     
  45. BayouMafia

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    can confirm the claim on the package
     
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  46. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    It really pulled me in with words like evergreen shrub, purifying clay and soothing oats. Then when I found out it fought odor I was fully hooked
     
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  47. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I find this product is very good at removing oil and evening surface-level imperfections

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  48. Chocolate Giddyup

    Chocolate Giddyup Well-Known Member
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    Everyone knows, rules of 4 of on soap packaging.

    Not hating though because sagebrush might be my favorite scent in natute
     
  49. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    It’s always annoying showering at someone else’s house and all they have is body wash. I’m not going to use someone else’s loofah.
     
  50. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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