Post a *PIC* of your latest purchase

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  1. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    There’s a good doc on HBOmax right now called “The Last Cruise” about the Princess Diamond liner that was quarantined in Yokohama during the initial outbreak.
     
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  2. nexus

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    your first ever? how old are you?
     
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  3. Bo Pelinis

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    Jesus how old are you
     
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  4. DuffandMuff

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    32. Other weddings I've been in we've always been fitted for normal suits. I've never been to a formal black tie event. I feel left out.
     
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  5. nexus

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    god damn I assume you live on the fucking bayou or something?
     
  6. DuffandMuff

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    It was eerie hearing the ship captain announce passengers that had been taken off the ship and subsequently died. They really didn't care about the safety of the staff.

    The percentage of people on that ship that died was alarming. The old age of the average patron had to be a primary factor.
     
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  7. DuffandMuff

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    Florida/California. Beach/outdoor weddings. Flip flops, cut offs and tanks is customary.

    What are these black tie events that you go to? Charity? Formal dinners?
     
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  8. BayouMafia

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    hey step off bud
     
  9. nexus

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    weddings mostly, the occasional work/charity function, TMB OGs semi-annual dinner etc
     
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  10. CUgator

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    The wedding party you’re in that requires you to rent a particular non black one when you already own a regular one is :angry:
     
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  11. Hail Southern

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    I need to watch it. What I remember them doing to those people was almost exactly the opposite of what they would do now if a breakout happened on a cruise.

    I forget which line it was in europe but one of them has sailed 60K passengers with less than 40 people getting sick since last summer. I will try to look up a link for reference....

    https://www.maritime-executive.com/article/european-cruise-lines-plan-to-resume-more-sailings

     
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  12. Lyrtch

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    a lot of areas of the country tuxes are the outlier for wedding attire

    just not in the demographics that make up this board
     
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  13. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Formal weddings are fucking awful
     
  14. Menelaus

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    I look fly as hell in my tux. Don’t mind it at all, unless it’s 100 degrees.
     
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  15. Bo Pelinis

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    I mean I wish I hadn't had to rent thousands of dollars worth of tuxes in my life.
     
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  16. Arrec Bardwin

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    Worst wedding I was ever in involved walking around downtown Montgomery in dinner jackets in 104 degree heat.
     
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  17. Menelaus

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    Tux shirt goes straight in the trash after that
     
  18. Menelaus

    Menelaus The Red-Haired King
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    I encouraged all my groomsmen to wear their own tuxes if they had them, I’m not a madman.
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    A long time ago I set out a plan to revolve my life around wearing suits/tuxes as little as possible. I am pretty good at it and only have to wear either about once every 3 years. I could not be happier about it.
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    See I don't know a single person who owns a tux. Probably would be a decent investment if brides didn't insist on always having their own twist on that shit.
     
  21. Menelaus

    Menelaus The Red-Haired King
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    I enjoy being fancy
     
  22. Menelaus

    Menelaus The Red-Haired King
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    This is wild to me
     
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  23. Bo Pelinis

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    Maybe once or twice a year from early 20s to 30ish go to the tux store and rent a tux. Different vests, ties, jackets, shoes, whatever nearly every time.
     
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  24. DriveByBBQ

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    Definitely more tolerable in the winter.
     
  25. DriveByBBQ

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    The staff quarters were akin to submarine racks. I could t imagine the horror of being confined to that coffin for 180 days. No sun light, can barely turn around. Just give me the virus at that point.
     
  26. DuffandMuff

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    It's always great seeing the groom in a new jacket/shirt/etc at the rehearsal dinner that he got for free because the groomsmen spent so much damn money renting suits.

    I've never been to a wedding where a tux would be required for simple attendee. I have a charcoal suit that I've worn to a work event and a wedding once.
    I briefly debated buying the tux. Then I thought to myself, "Haven't needed one to this point, so who knows when I will need one next." Also, this wedding is a specific tux, it's not one size fits all.
    This tux was actually cheaper than the last couple of suits I've had to rent for weddings. Love when they toss in the free $3 socks after renting a suit for a few hundred.
     
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  27. DuffandMuff

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    If you don't have a Stetson, Wranglers, boots, and a gun holster then you won't be in my wedding party.

     
  28. ned's head

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    Look at all of you and your formal events, fancy wardrobes, and friends. No thanks
     
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  29. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Post a *PIC* of your latest rental
     
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  30. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    First tux for me was prom
     
  31. WillySaliba

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    I own a tux. Covid slowed it down but I’d wear it at least 4-5 times a year. Best wedding I’ve ever been to was outside. We sat down, ceremony started right on time. JP had a fantastic mullet and ceremony was less than five minutes. So that was great, then we got to the reception where the DJ was a midget. It was fantastic.
     
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  32. Cabs

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    Have a friend getting married in July. In south Alabama. Outside :killme:
     
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  33. Cabs

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    Speaking of road rage, just had some real winner threaten me by flashing a baseball bat out of his car window bc I honked at him for just sitting at a stop sign.

    be careful who you fuck with ANTWONE
    Whoops thought I was in the RTT
     
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  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Done Charleston in august. At least the suits were light colored
     
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  35. Cabs

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    We live there and I told my gf if we get married here and it’s hot outside we’ll have those giant industrial fans blowing everywhere.
     
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  36. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I’m getting married in Columbia, but I had the decency to go December
     
  37. nexus

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    your fiancee is a lucky woman
     
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  38. letan

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    yep. last two weddings I’ve been in I’ve had to rent a tux instead of wear my own. very annoying. getting married in jan and will prob figure out how to return the favor.

    I do prob wear it 2-3 times a year though so buying one was a no brainer
     
  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I owned a tux in college for choir. We got a big discount on ordering so many at once. Got too fat for it though
     
  40. Degausser

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    Never worn a tux. Worn a suit once.
     
  41. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Finally, tool storage. I feel like more or a man now.

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  42. 2

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  43. Taques

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    1) ive been to countless weddings and im renting my first tux this month too

    2) making your friends rent formalwear is really shitty tbch

    3) if you held a formal wedding reveal yourself so I can delete your trophy points for being a twat
     
  44. TYdeFan05

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    I have these, lost enough weight my shoe size is slightly different (still fat though) and I’ve never worn them out of the house. My dog thinks they’re fly and wants to eat them.
    I rented all the tuxes for my groomsmen. All 9 of them. If that sounds like too many in a wedding party I would agree with you, but my wife would not.

    Never too late, man. YouTube and life has taught me a lot of cool stuff. Just today I dropped two dying pine trees that were home owners claims waiting to happen for either me or my next door neighbor. The University of YouTube got me educated to the point where both of them fell precisely where I’d intended. *insert picture of Stihl MS 362 CM*
     
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  45. a.tramp

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    User devine just texted me in a tizzy, he is really worried you are going to find out he had a formal wedding.
     
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  46. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    devine would have to get married first
     
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  47. Taques

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    like he has any trophy points for me to delete anyway :roll:
     
  48. Killy Me Please

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    Why the fuck would you go on a cruise
     
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  49. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I think mine was semi formal but I don’t know what all these things really mean.
     
  50. Simon Templar

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    We had a destination wedding in Florida so we just did jorts and tanktops