Post ITT if your team sucks: Freeing teams from the shackles of hope

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  1. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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  2. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Here for the gang bang and drano tonics.
     
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  3. RockHardEnis39

    RockHardEnis39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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  5. Truman

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    Been it since week two.
     
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  6. TC

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    Wooooooooo
     
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  7. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Did your coach call TO before a freshman walk on kicker lined up for his first ever kick? Was that kick ~40 yds? Did the timeout make the opposing coach go for it instead?

    No?


    The fucking kicker is named jorge , and he had bama bangs.

    Double drano please
     
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  8. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    Arkansas fan just making sure we subscribed to the season-long suck package instead of the monthly
     
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  9. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Arkansas visits Tennessee next week.
     
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  10. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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    Just make this the official Arkansas/Auburn/Tennessee thread
     
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  11. RockHardEnis39

    RockHardEnis39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    :crossedarms: Penn state made this thread. You can't cut us out.
     
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  12. RockHardEnis39

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  13. TC

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    Been drinking since 08:00 EST what about you boys
     
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

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    2002 AD here
     
  15. RockHardEnis39

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  16. RockHardEnis39

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  17. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    here's to moral victories!
     
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  18. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Taques

    Think this is the thread you were looking for.

    The UF delegation will be waiting one more week to join in, it seems. I suspect, by the end of October, we'll be full time residents.
     
  19. Taques

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    i wouldn't put us in this topic as it is devoted just to bad teams

    i would put us in the "post itt if all your team can ever do is disappoint in monumental fashion" topic though
     
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  20. RockHardEnis39

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    :loldog:
     
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  21. RockHardEnis39

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  22. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  23. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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  24. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  25. je ne suis pas ici

    je ne suis pas ici Well-Known Member
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  26. RU-Omega Potato

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    Still images from today's epic battle between Rutgers & Kansas in Piscataway

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  27. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Welp, still suck
     
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  28. TheChatch

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  29. RockHardEnis39

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    :loldog: yeah right. that's why you stopped answering your text messages
     
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  30. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Osama Bin Laden Won
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    You sure?
     
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  31. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Osama Bin Laden Won
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    There ya go
     
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  32. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    In the kingdom of suck, UCF has achieved immortal god king status. Our schedule thus far (0-4)

    FIU
    Stanford
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    South Carolina

    We are 127 in total offense with a total of 10 points in the second half of games this year, 7 of which came in garbage time against Stanford.

    Our first year offensive coordinator who has risen us to immortal God King of suck is also coach George O'Learys most loyal assistant that has been groomed to be his successor. I'll take a double drano neat and keep em fucking coming till I'm foaming out the mouth.
     
  33. PSU12

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    Hello darkness my old friend
     
  34. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    our brick wall needs more mortar imo

    it always collapses under any kind of pressure
     
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  35. Dickbutt

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    In our last two games we've outscored UK and UCF 38-2 in the 2nd half..still look like shit vs UCF..
     
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  36. citrodong

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    Ever been so bad that you can't figure out which position is costing you games?
     
  37. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    we have rebounded nicely but after delaware dominated us physically, next week vs gt should get me right back itt

    missed you guys. see ya in 1 week
     
  38. TC

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    There was also UGA who scored 30ish

    What page is the drano on TIA
     
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  39. Open Carry

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  40. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    oh god this feeling
     
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  41. I<3privatedances

    I<3privatedances enjoys himself in the champagne room
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    Ever been so bad that you can't figure out what position isn't costing you games?
     
  42. Nino Brown

    Nino Brown Captain Save-A-Hoe's killer

    Pro teams too because my Niners suck fucking ass
     
  43. EOE

    EOE Baws

    It was rough. Hard to win when your center turns into an RPG launcher.

    UCLA kicked our ass. Unfortunately, their D is suspect so our loss will only look worse later.
     
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  44. 49ers169

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    Yeah here to sign the 9ers up.
     
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  45. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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    And to the announcers point, your backup really only had a 98mph fast ball throw even if the receiver was 2 ft. from him. Guy has no touch at all.
     
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  46. KNOTT

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    Getting in before Next week.
     
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  47. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    After going to watch your team live yesterday....you guys suck. It was awesome having a 30 minute discussion between an Oregon fan and myself about who has worse defensive back play (Nebraska fan for the rest of you). He was all smug about saying you guys were worse (and you guys do suck dick) at pass defense but make no mistake....The ultimate trump card is throwing out (pun intended) your team giving up 447 yards passing to Southern fucking Mississippi.

    You suck, we suck more. Welcome to the club, the sauna and the vodka are to your left, the drugs and puppies running around happily are to the right.
     
  48. Toast

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    I'm just gonna put up a chair for my NFL side. :feelsbadman:
     
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  49. bertwing

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    I didn't know Truman played college football

    nailed it
     
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  50. NP13

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    Skins for the better part of 25 years :feelsbadman:
     
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