Post ITT if your team sucks: STOP THE COUNT!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by jorge, Sep 12, 2015.

  1. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    God at least we didn’t have the worst double reverse pass attempt of the day :roll:



    THATS how you do it folks
     
    Butthead, ARCO, stangd and 6 others like this.
  2. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSan Francisco GiantsOklahoma City ThunderDallas CowboysSan Francisco 49'ersMontreal Impact

  3. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Every Coach Is Trash
    TMB OG

    Nobody sucks like us
     
    droc and bertwing like this.
  4. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
    Donor
    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    ARCO, bturns and THF like this.
  5. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    The Real Movement

  6. Pirasea

    Pirasea Well-Known Member
    Donor
    East Carolina Pirates

  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

  8. dtx

    dtx Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas RangersSacramento KingsDallas Stars

  9. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    Shiggityshwo likes this.
  10. superfly0212

    superfly0212 Where are my testicles, Summer?
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesPhoenix SunsArizona CardinalsAvengers

    no we don't.
     
  11. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
     
    superfly0212 likes this.
  12. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    All of Our receivers, aside from one, can not catch.

    The only skill player who can break a tackle or make someone miss is our slowest skill player outside of our QB who has had 3 ACL tears.

    Our defensive mastermind head coach keeps getting his worst defensive backs matched up on the other teams best receivers.

    and our head coach has the clock/game management skills of a young Will Mischamp. But he’s actually an old Will Muschamp who can’t even recruit well anymore.
     
  13. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    Our birds heads are falling off!
     
    Fusiontegra likes this.
  14. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    The Real Movement

    hope everybody has a nice sunday
     
  15. dtx

    dtx Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas RangersSacramento KingsDallas Stars

    should just tag the entire state of texas here
     
  16. Dump

    Dump Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    great minds!
     
  17. Nandor the Relentless

    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsMiami HeatUniversity of LynchburgSeattle Kraken

    Hello darkness my old friend
     
  18. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSan Francisco GiantsOklahoma City ThunderDallas CowboysSan Francisco 49'ersMontreal Impact

  19. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    as a fan of a team that's been comically bad over the years you need to be over the top with celebrating every victory that you can

    ned is correct in this instance
     
  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor
    Houston AstrosHouston RocketsLiverpoolTexas Tech Red Raiders altHouston Oilers

    Butthead, ARCO, bertwing and 3 others like this.
  21. Tex

    Tex Yikes
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

  22. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Hello at the show
     
    Nandor the Relentless likes this.
  23. Dump

    Dump Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    Yeah thats the reason
     
  24. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

  25. Line 4 Man

    Line 4 Man I still ski on the weekends.
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsTexas RangersDallas CowboysFC Dallas

    Its volleyball season bitches
     
  26. shabooty

    shabooty Well-Known Member
    North Carolina TarheelsWashington Nationals

    Congrats FSU on coming back to beat the gamecocks. Doesn't sound so bad that way does it?
     
    Nole0515, ARCO, stangd and 1 other person like this.
  27. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    With the way we've been playing, I'd have a little wiggle in my seat if you would have said congrats for not getting shut out by Jacksonville state.

    However we did play like winners today, and I will not apologize for that
     
    shabooty likes this.
  28. shabooty

    shabooty Well-Known Member
    North Carolina TarheelsWashington Nationals

    I don't think #Oklahoma Sooners knows how to get to this thread. Can someone text them an address?
     
    oldberg, bigred77, Nole0515 and 4 others like this.
  29. Dump

    Dump Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    Most of their fans left because of politics
     
  30. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    oldberg, PSU12, ARCO and 5 others like this.
  31. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    Fucking shocked OU fans are a bunch of chuds.
     
    Redav and Fire Jimbob like this.
  32. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando CityPittsburgh Steelers

    Never seen anything like this team.
     
    jorge likes this.
  33. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
    UCF KnightsIndianapolis Colts

    I'm not gonna act like I didn't get drunk at a neighbor's house and come home and eat a whole can of kidney beans without heating them up after this game. But how you gonna eject a WR for targeting. It makes no sense, their target is the end zone. They aren't trying to kill a defender. Fuck this game. And basically fuck this whole season for being a dumb shit stupid ass season that shouldn't have never happened. And we still the 2017 chapsm fuck youm
     
  34. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
    Donor
    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    Not this week bitches!
     
    THF likes this.
  35. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
    Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsAtlanta BravesJacksonville Jaguars

    upload_2020-10-3_21-26-59.gif
     
  36. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
    UCF KnightsIndianapolis Colts

    Yeah I did. And I did it to prove a point. I told my wife this was her fault because she left when we were ahead and then she use the refried beans and all we had left were kidney beans. I ate the beans from a place of anger. This team and fans of this team deserve cold beans. That's what we are. A cold fucking bean team.
     
  37. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    That’s the worst drunk snack I’ve ever heard of. The fuck is wrong with you?
     
  38. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
    UCF KnightsIndianapolis Colts

    Read my reply. I wanted refried but my wife used them up so I ate the cold kidney beans of of spite to make her feel bad for using up good beans for some dumb fucking dip. She made fun of me and took pictures so now I'll have that regret.
     
  39. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
    Donor
    New York GiantsNew York YankeesAtlanta UnitedUCF Knights

  40. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
    UCF KnightsIndianapolis Colts

    [​IMG]
     
  41. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
    Donor
    New York GiantsNew York YankeesAtlanta UnitedUCF Knights

    lol that poor dog is just hoping for a bean to drop
     
  42. Dump

    Dump Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

  43. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
    Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsAtlanta BravesJacksonville Jaguars

    :roll:

    Oh my god that pups is like “wtf just happened to him”?
     
  44. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
    UCF KnightsIndianapolis Colts

    Beans are all I have left.
     
  45. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
    Donor
    New York GiantsNew York YankeesAtlanta UnitedUCF Knights

    They’re good for your heart...but I do have some bad news...
     
    oldberg, ARCO, ShuPoor and 8 others like this.
  46. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    :roll:
     
    oldberg, ARCO and Fire Jimbob like this.
  47. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
    UCF KnightsIndianapolis Colts

    I do NOT want to play tulsa in football any longer. I'm so sick of this fucking school of 3000 students betting our ass each and every time we play.
     
    a.tramp, oldberg, Butthead and 5 others like this.
  48. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    that head of hair's pretty full too tbh
     
    Mix and Fire Jimbob like this.