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Guilty of the you too thing all the time.

This too, or some something like it equally stupid.

 

I guess everybody just has a head full of cliched small talk responses that we just throw out. Like a poster earlier said, I am not even embarrassed by it anymore. I find it hilarious though that basically everybody is phoning it in when we make small talk with each other.

 

with me it's usually

someone: hey man whats up?
Me: (i dont hear question) Yeah.

awkward penguin

 

Yea I'm terrible about saying yeah and never hearing the question

 

Glad I came back to this thread. So awesome.

 

i do that shit all the time. like at the movies

"enjoy the movie" "you too"

 

politically neutral dog kills me

 

you have chlamydia?

 

Twas a joke

 

....liar

 

I occasionally go with

Person: "What's up?"

Me: "Good!"


I feel like the majority of socially awkward penguins were written specifically to make fun of me and me only

 

bump

 

the funniest thread in the history of the internets

 

One of my good friends dad is from Louisiana and he always says "whatcha say?" instead of how are you or how have you been.

I always respond with good, because I have nothing to say

 

I will post my favorite "Bachelor Frog"(s)

 

i laughed at all of those

 

the head boob one is awesome. Who doesn't remember the Hot lady cleaning your teeth when you were 14.

 

a good bachelor frog wins against anything

 

if this isn't you, you don't belong here. this goes for everyone

idon'thinksotim.mkv

 

This one got me good for some reason

 

"all i know is my gut says maybe".....FFFFF

 

YESSSSSSSSS

 

this dog

 

:)

awesome. one time when I did this I'd already saved one with the same random letters, was really weird


to get back to awkward small talk, I've definitely had this happen a few times:

Them: How you doing?
Me: Not much

Another one I hate is when repeatedly ask the same thing. Like at my old job my boss would say something like "Whats up" or "Whats new" every time we walked past each other... by the 3rd and 4th time I've got nothing to say. I feel pretty weird just saying "not much" over and over again

 

My favorite Politically Neutral Dog:

 

This is why I am starting to just say people's names when I see them. You have to be the first to speak though.

Me:(Walk by Jim) Jim (head nod)

 

I need to start doing this. Being the first one to speak is the way to go

 

I'm really bad with names though (Especially when I'm on the spot)

 

Then go with either "What's your name again?" or "Who the fuck are you?"

 

I'm talking about those people you should know, but it's been fucking forever since you've seen them, and it takes a couple minutes for you to remember their names.

 

Definitely all old:

 

High Expectations Asian Father:

 

This one won the thread for me

 

Down here in South GA, people and I now say "whatcha know" all the time.

 

Pictures like this always crack me up.

 

seen it before but still lost hard at work, now everyone is looking at me

 

I go back and forth on my favorite between penguin, neutral dog, and bachelor frog.

Have had to do this one before.