Post your tree

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by AIP, Dec 3, 2018 at 8:32 AM.

  1. AIP

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  2. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    You catch those fish on the wall?
     
  3. a.tramp

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    Wtf do you have a porcelain cat on a shelf. Are you my grandma? Or is that a real cat getting ready to murder someone?
     
  4. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen Wear it out and go insane
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    I believe that is a mountain lion
     
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  5. a.tramp

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    Nice tree though, not overly ornamented which people tend to do.
     
  6. Taques

    Taques dang ole pretty pretty pizza
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    i lost all of my money in crypto and couldn’t afford one this year
     
  7. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Maybe it's because I'm looking at it on a desktop, but your tree looks like it has scoliosis.
     
  8. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    It definitely doesn't look chaotic at all.
     
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  9. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Thread is going about as everyone expected.
     
  10. StinkusP1nkus

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    Don't have a full pic, but here's my cat just chillin' in it upload_2018-12-3_8-50-33.png upload_2018-12-3_8-50-50.png
     
  11. CF3234

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    No train? Shameful.
     
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  12. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Living room:
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    (Lights also change to white, but the kid likes them on color)

    And the tree in his room:
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  13. a.tramp

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    Our tree is like my penis, a little lean to the right

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  14. Fusiontegra

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    And short.

    Got eem.
     
  15. a.tramp

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    It hurts because it is true

    :cryingjordan:
     
  16. killerwvu

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  17. a.tramp

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    Now that we see the tree you have in your ant farm show us your tree
     
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  18. a.tramp

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  19. AIP

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    They were my grandmothers and now I have them after she died
     
  20. AIP

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    Not this year, now with the puppy
     
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  21. Talking Head

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    I went to get a tree yesterday without my wife's supervision and this has led to me having to go get another tree today. :(
     
  22. AIP

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    It’s a little bent
     
  23. a.tramp

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    Yep, def should have seen that one coming. Rest in pieces gramgram.
     
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  24. bertwing

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    Maybe your RA will put one up in the dorms for everyone to enjoy
     
  25. killerwvu

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    I'm not even allowed to decorate the tree because 'i don't do it right'
     
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  26. AIP

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    That’s why we have two

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  27. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I prefer this, actually. I'm responsible for constructing the tree. The wife handles the decorating, minus the star.
     
  28. AIP

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    We didn’t know what to do with them, so we bought a cabinet for them, she is also in there with my 2 dogs and one cat
     
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  29. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    That's the reason the kid's tree's train is off the tracks; the dog insists on laying under it every night when we go in there to read.
     
  30. a.tramp

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    I got drunk at the tree farm, got home and got the tree up, took a nap and awoke to a fully trimmed tree. Holidays are great.
     
  31. Talking Head

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    Same here, but we got the damn thing up. So I went through the entire process and now I've gotta wrap the thing back up and do it all over again with seemingly a larger tree.

    She described the one I got as a "Christmas bush" and has been bullying me on social media over it. :angrycorn:

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  32. a.tramp

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  33. Taques

    Taques dang ole pretty pretty pizza
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    ill tear your ass in half
     
  34. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I mean...she's not wrong...

    The hell you laughing at?
     
  35. Dairy Queen

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    At first I was thinking ‘man your wife is a bitch about Christmas’, but I’ve got to say she’s not wrong
     
  36. a.tramp

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    Talking Head being rightfully blasted on social media my @MrsHead
     
  37. Talking Head

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    It's funny now but I was fucking pissed last night.

    Put a star on that thing and you can get a good 6-7 inches higher damnit. :crossedarms:
     
  38. CF3234

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    Pffft. If my train can survive cats, you are slacking
     
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  39. CF3234

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    Upgrade to An electric train. Extra weight does better with pets.
     
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  40. Han Solo

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    I do the same thing to my penis. Great minds think alike.
     
  41. Baron

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    The step ladder killed me, lol
     
  42. a.tramp

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    Hey man, maybe an irl elf was gonna trim that thing
     
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  43. THF

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    I am passive aggressive so I would go buy a 12 foot tree and drag that bitch in and set it up. Half the tree would be bent to the side.
     
  44. Baron

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    maybe Talking Head is a elf IRL
     
  45. AIP

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    Decorations
     
  46. Shawn Hunter

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  47. Shawn Hunter

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    I'm on your wife's side, that tree is an abomination.
     
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  48. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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  49. bigred77

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    Is that king Friday on top?
     
  50. Wu

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    So your tree is the dishwasher