Post your tree

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by AIP, Dec 3, 2018.

  1. Why?Pokes

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    First Xmas living w the bff. Surprisingly enough I had the most decorations of either of us at ~10, and rather than buy some generic trash we decided to hang these goofy fans and accumulate as we go.

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    Gotta nice flying saucer vibe. Hey at least it’s a real tree.
     
  2. Name P. Redacted

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    feeling real happy with having no tree after seeing all these gaudy pictures.
     
  3. lechnerd

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    You guys with artificial trees, is there any joy in your life?
     
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  4. Baron

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    No, my wife inherited her parents tree and it's taking over my fucking living room. I'm too embarrassed to post a pic. HALP!
     
  5. Boo MFer!

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    Are you enjoying the spiders, bugs and sap your real tree brought into your house?
     
  6. lechnerd

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    My electronic pest control have made it so I haven’t seen a bug in my house in over 2 years.

    Regarding sap, I don’t fondle this tree on a daily basis. It’s not a Vermont Maple tree leaking sap on to the ground. This is a North Carolina Frasier Fir, known for its long lasting aroma and hearty/full appearance.
     
  7. Pharm

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    I can't stop laughing at this fucking tree.
     
  8. lechnerd

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    Lol

    Just noticed you have a split-level house.

    The irony is rich.

    :banderas:
     
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  9. Baron

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    who cares if he lives in a split level, take a look at that chandelier in the dining room :laugh:
     
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  10. lechnerd

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    I remember when I used to shop at IKEA.
     
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  11. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    It’s a sunken living room. Though the technology and building methods are evolving, I don’t think mobile homes are able to accommodate that feature just yet.
     
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  12. CF3234

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    I hope whoever designed the first sunken living room is suffering a long eternity in hell.
     
  13. bigred77

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    Is that a raccoon?
     
  14. Baron

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    Is that a monkey on the top of your tree?
     
  15. Johnny Utah

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    Yup, we didn't have a star or an angel a few years back so we threw that up there as a gag and it just stuck.
     
  16. Houndster

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    I was forced to put this in my house
     
  17. a.tramp

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    No one could ever force me to put a cat in my house. Weakling.
     
  18. Baron

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    lol get an extension cord
     
  19. IanC

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  20. Houndster

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    I like the cat much more than the tree
    No
     
  21. IanC

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    My mom started giving my wife Christopher Radko ornaments when we started dating for Christmas ant it's gotten a little out of hand.
     
  22. jonbenetramsey

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    I’m a poor and never claimed otherwise thus the split level house
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    I know Lech gonna Lech, but are split levels supposed to be bad? We don’t have them in Florida, so I’m not familiar with the stigma.
     
  24. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    I’m not sure either but in terms you can understand I imagine it’s a lot like owning a pool without a lanai....
     
  25. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Tree has sat like this for 3 days now, it's a very avant-garde approach if I say so myself.


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  26. Boo MFer!

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    Is that a silver plant on your wall?
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    Those little deers by the fireplace are adorable, MoJo. Big fan of those.
     
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  28. lechnerd

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    Deer. Just deer.
     
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  29. Boo MFer!

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    You’re right.
     
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  30. NoNatty

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    Shock acting all cunty about a sunken living room is predictable, yet great :laugh:
     
  31. HatterasJack

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    Posted this in the gofundme for split level houses thread, but belongs here...

     
  32. AIP

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    What’s wrong with a split level?
     
  33. Homo Erectus

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    If need some actual plastic dicks i know a guy with a whole trees worth
     
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  34. MoJo

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    Antique white something, something farmhouse decor
     
  35. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Apparently the entire suburban NE United States lives in inferior housing according to our resident luxury tract home expert expert lechnerd
     
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  36. Dayneface

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    Yes.
     
  37. lechnerd

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    Nothing. If it’s all you can afford.
     
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  38. Homo Erectus

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    I don't like split levels, but its not like they're double wide trailers. Flexing on that is very Lech though.
     
  39. Long Ball Larry

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  40. devine

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    I hate split level houses. They force you to choose whether to go up or down. The split level houses in my neighborhood growing up were far inferior to the normal two-story houses
     
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  41. devine

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    That being said real Christmas trees are the absolute worst. It’s baffling people pretend to enjoy them
     
  42. lechnerd

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    They’re for the kids.
     
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  43. devine

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    Do kids even like them?
     
  44. lechnerd

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    Mine do, but they’re normal kids so I can’t speak for everyone else’s.
     
  45. Long Ball Larry

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    I hate fake Christmas trees. Really cheapens the whole holiday and cheats the kids out of picking a tree. The smell of a real tree is also delightful.
    You’ll understand if/when you have kids.
     
  46. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Reading this thread has caused me to develop a prejudice against people with split-level housing, Thanks lechnerd
     
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  47. lechnerd

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    You can really step your game up by going to a xmas tree farm and cutting down your tree. Also get a Thymes Frasier Fir candle and light it daily during December: https://www.google.com/shopping/pro...s3hayJT1VDX5gX7gjHsuD42JDCazuGxMaAplMEALw_wcB
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

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    My fake tree has scentsicles in it and probably smells better than your real tree.

    Thanks,
    Wayne
     
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  49. Hank Scorpio

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    buckwild isn't the only one who comes early in that house.
     
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