Post your tree

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  1. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Got you beat. The reason my kid has his own tree is bcause my wife’s grandma started giving her this angel series of ornaments from Hallmark when she was 2. Most of their series onlylast a few years...this one is still fucking going. We have 32 of these goddamn angels and they were taking over the tree.

    Two years ago, I insisted they vacate the main tree and she bought a little $40 6-footer from Target to put them on. Well, my kid wanted the tree, so it got moved to his room, and a collection of ornaments for him was started.

    She bought a third tree this year for the angels and I’m still protesting putting it up.
     
  2. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Surf Wyoming
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    They’re popular in the NE because they’re space and resource efficient. In theory, you get the benefit of having the small footprint of a two-story w/ garage under roof and save on the cost of building a second full story or full basement. In practice, it can be a PITA (especially for older residents/guests) to be forced to climb a staircase every time you enter or exit the home, and the double stairway itself tends to eat up a lot more of the useable interior footage versus a traditional single stair. Some people also don’t like the way they look curbside with the front door hanging between floors.

    The coolest split level I’ve seen was a quad back split townhome, where you entered onto a floor and then it had a series of 9 open half floors going up and down the spine of the house like a giant staircase. It was really easy to find a private nook but also easy to hear someone calling your name. And having every landing serve a real purpose made the sheer number of stairs more manageable.
     
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  3. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly everything is good here/please come home

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    Little tree in the kitchen

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    Flocked tree that needs lights

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    Another Kitchen tree

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    Living room tree (needs ornaments)

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    Another living room tree

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    Two more

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    Bedroom trees.

    Have another small birch one in the kitchen and one medium sized on on the porch
     
  4. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK el rey de la cocina
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    Fn Navajo Christmas
     
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  5. HatterasJack

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    The Ouija board in the fireplace is a nice touch.
     
  6. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    The spirits are telling me there’s too many Christmas trees in that house.
     
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  7. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly everything is good here/please come home

    Also above the fireplace

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  8. buckwild

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    Cum when I damn well please.
     
  9. Hank Scorpio

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    It's a sprint, not a marathon is what I always say.
     
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  10. texasraider

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    Are you a witch
     
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  11. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Poor family tree...
     

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  12. Boo MFer!

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    That’s a good looking tree.
     
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  13. GoodForAnother

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  14. Long Ball Larry

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  15. Monte Alban

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    This year's tree doesn't look as good as last year, but it beats the fake tree my wife used to put up before we married.

    Bonus pic. Our cat trying to help.
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  16. BamaNug

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    First Christmas tree I've ever put up since leaving my parents' house for college. Prepare yourselves, it's a beast

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  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    wtf is going on? the Weimar Beer Belly posted like 12 pictures, and there's not an ass in one of them.
     
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  18. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly everything is good here/please come home

    I’m growing up before your very eyes
     
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  19. TLAU

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    ornaments going up tonight most likely. gf threw the sloth up there after i went to bed and i'm a big fan

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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    I actually enjoy them. If I didn’t have kids I wouldn’t get one because I don’t care enough on my own but with kids it’s the way to go.
     
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  21. * J Y *

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    Team real tree if you have kids.
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    I went to the Derek Zoolander Center FOR Kids Who can't read good
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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  26. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ain't no basic bitch with zero cheer stringing up white lights.

    Fucking losers
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Did you buy Talking Head Christmas Bush's big brother?
     
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  29. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Home alone, one of the best Christmas movies ever, just behind Die hard.
     
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  30. Weedlord420

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    Traditional colored lights > white lights > the new colored lights with too much blue
     
  31. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    White lights > everything, and it’s not even close.
     
  32. Honda Hawk

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    Oldest boy (9) and I did it this past weekend. It's a prelit, but I couldn't get any of the lights to light (ran outta time/patience). Threw some lights on and called it a day.
    Next morning looked and realized I suck at putting lights on a tree...fixed since this photo.
     
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  33. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Our tree has a little left lean this year, but overall not bad. The shape wasn’t great at the bottom, but for whatever reason the tree options this year just weren’t all that great. That, and my daughter decided she needed to have this tree. She fell in love. :idk:
     

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  34. Baron

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    Lol at white Christmas trees
     
  35. Shunface

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    Always love the way a fresh tree smells
     

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  36. Trop

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    Same. I spent $250 on Chrismas trees this year.
     
  37. Trop

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    Rockin around....the Christmas bush!
     
  38. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    The scentsicles in my fake tree smell wonderful.
     
  39. Doc Louis

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    At least they're not upside down trees
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    Being able to get a type of tree that real tree sellers don't have in the area is kinda nice..
     
  41. Trop

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  42. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Is that like the pineapples?
     
  43. bingbing

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    Palm trees outside your window when I woke up to a windchill of 18 degrees this morning...:crossedarms:
     
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  44. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    I’ve been coordinating an outage for the past 3 months, so mostly 12 hour days 7 days a week. It’s slowly wrapping up and I finally have a day off tomorrow, this is a little slice of heaven tonight:

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  45. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Left Asheville NC this afternoon and it was 31, and starting to snow. Pulled into my garage and Jacksonville and it was 62.

    Brrrr
     
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  46. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  47. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Teal monorail for the fucking win.
     
  48. burnttatertot

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    Some nice looking trees. I don't have one to post, haven't had a tree in the house for nearly 30 years.
     
  49. AIP

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    Love the floor
     
  50. AIP

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    Like the train
     
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