Post Your Worst NIL Endorsements Here

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by herb.burdette, Jul 1, 2021.

  1. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    We have a backup offensive lineman selling scented candles.

     
  2. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEverton

  3. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    I actually like that one.
     
  4. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    This thread is gonna rule
     
  5. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    this one is awesome.
     
  6. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    I don’t see anything wrong with this one please delete your post

     
  7. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I said it was the only one I have seen so it is the worst (and best)

    delete your account
     
  8. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    This is great content.
     
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  9. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    Delete your face
     
  10. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Honestly they don’t have to be bad, I’m here for the paradigm shift
     
  11. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu
    Washington HuskiesSeattle SeahawksSeattle Supersonics

    This is going to be like early ufc when guys were wearing sponsors like condom depot
     
  12. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    UCF KnightsMiami DolphinsAvengersMiami Heat

    This is gonna be like the shitty tshirt thread on steroids.
     
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  13. Good Effort! Good Game!

    Good Effort! Good Game! Dallas Clark's biggest fan
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    This is promoting Gopuff FYI... they sell candles too
     
  14. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    We are currently contemplating reaching out to the worst offensive lineman on the team to see how much he will take to wear an OSU TMB tshirt for summer camp check in. The consensus is $50 might do it.
     
  15. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Virginia CavaliersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksChelsea

    How am I the first one to mention that we should sponsor a TMB athlete? Has to be from a school with zero fans on this board. Can't think of one but I'm sure it exists.
     
  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    LiverpoolHouston Oilers

    If a student athlete decides to go pro in something other than sports and starts an only fans, will they get in trouble?
     
  17. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    LSU

    technically there are like 2 of them
     
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  18. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    Shitty offensive linemen? Brother have I got the team for you
     
  19. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    UCF KnightsMiami DolphinsAvengersMiami Heat

    Need Nandor the Relentless to design the shirt.
     
  20. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEverton

    Dump is our TMB athlete.
     
  21. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    Texas Longhorns

    I would like to say that Blue is one very handsome looking dog.
     
  22. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando CityPittsburgh Steelers

    Once these guys realize they have no marketing value they gonna be so cheap.
     
  23. Tiny Tom

    Tiny Tom I used to be with it then they changed what it was
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    So we're going to be the official sponsor of long snapping for the Texas state bobcats?
     
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  24. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    Posted in other threads, but Bro Nix coming in hot with the diabetes inducer

     
  25. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz
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    DemocratAvengers

    Can we sponsor some random back up long snapper
     
  26. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    I’ve still got like 35 TMB Dump coozies I can throw into the sponsorship package
     
  27. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  28. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    Texas RangersLos Angeles ClippersDallas Stars

    this is the worst one so far
     
  29. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors LightPoker

    I can now delete my above post
     
  30. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    Arkansas RazorbacksTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    I hope the new EA NCAA’s Campus Legend mode makes you choose between Mentadent and Buc-ee’s.
     
  31. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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  32. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Michigan Wolverines

     
  33. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    Shame this came a few years too late for Joey Julius. A kicker who lays guys out would've had so much potential.

    [​IMG]
     
  34. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu
    Washington HuskiesSeattle SeahawksSeattle Supersonics

    Dont tarnish the good name of Condom Depot like this
     
  35. Nandor the Relentless

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    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsUniversity of LynchburgSeattle Kraken

    Pick basically any D3 that I didn't attend or work at.
     
  36. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    What about a school with 100% TMB adoration?

    Drew Plitt is ready for his Heisman campaign...we could be in on the ground floor.
     
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  37. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    imagine if this happened when luke bowanko was on the board?
     
  38. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    Crystal Palace

    Purdue
     
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  39. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    When I’m pooping, I love to post in the bump when pooping thread. You should too!

    -Purdue Boilermaker
     
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  40. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    Crystal Palace

    Laughing pretty hard at these fake tmb endorsements
     
  41. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    Texas RangersLos Angeles ClippersDallas Stars

    We should sponsor an smu player and make them wear the dump logo shirt while taking a pic with dump at a basketball court imo
     
  42. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Florida GatorsMiami DolphinsChelseaMiami Heat

    Meyers Leonard is jealous he can’t be a barstool athlete
     
    Dick Dollars, Celemo, Dump and 2 others like this.
  43. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    We should sponsor an equipment manager so he can talk shit to the scholarship players. Let the little guy win one in Dump's honor
     
    Jax Teller, Lip, Dump and 1 other person like this.
  44. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

  45. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
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    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesAtlanta UnitedUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    bow down ladies and gents

     
  46. —

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  47. Tangman

    Tangman Well-Known Member
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    North Carolina State WolfpackCharlotte HornetsWashington Football TeamEverton

    Phil jurkovec might listen
     
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  48. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    Where's the thread for best NIL program names?

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  49. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    I’m Soviet Russia, you get ball’d