Post Your Worst NIL Endorsements Here

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  1. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

  2. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    More like SlowChad
     
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  3. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    That’s gotta be parody
     
  4. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    Including us with Purdue and Rutgers? Parody or not, I feel personally attacked.
     
  5. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Michigan WolverinesDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsDetroit Tigers

    God bless your Yankee soul.
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Rutgers used to be Ivy League. People forget that
     
  7. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    how many men you put on the moon, fella?
     
  8. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    The year is 2029....Its opening day at Death Valley, and the stadium is filled to its 126,843 capacity. All in orange. All waving orange flags. They cheer for their Tigers, celebrating the back to back national championships, and 4 out of the last 8 national championships. They are a dynasty. The media speculates "is this the greatest team ever?" Clemson, synonomous with "college football", is the envy of every other program in America.

    The Four Horseman, Cherone Peak, Martravias Bryant, Mike Bellamy and of course Sammy Watkins, are in attendance. Dabo has always credited them with being the Spark that turned around Clemson's fortune. Though Clemson never actually won a national title while they were there, the 3 ACC championships they won put Clemson squarely back in the mix for the national title hunt from their perch on top of the ACC.

    Watkins, being Clemson's first Heisman Trophy winner and first #1 pick was greeted with roar, many still wearing his retired #1 jersey. Bellamy, a two-time NFL MVP and first ballot Hall of Famer raised his hand to the crowd, and nearly blinded all from the shine of his 4 super bowl rings. Peake and Bryant recently retired from the NFL as annual pro-bowlers and defining Clemson's new reputation as "Wide Reciever U".

    Just beside the four horseman, are three former Tiger walk-ons: Will Swinney, Drew Swinney, and Clay Swinney. Will is now an assistant coach at Alabama. Drew, a successful attorney in Atlanta. And Clay, who defied the odds and is now a starting wide receiver for the Tennessee Titans. They stand there, in awe. Tears flowing from their face as they think back to all the practices, hours in the weight room, and tough victories over ACC foes. They are all champions. It has all come to this. This one moment. They know this is what they worked for. They know what it feels like to achieve your dream.

    Then...an announcement is made, and a banner is dropped...

    The West Zone will be renamed...the Dabo Swinney Zone. Suddenly, 126,843 chant "Dabo! Dabo!" at the top of their lungs, and thank God that they were patient with Dabo. He asked for patience. He delivered.

    Clemson.
     
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  9. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Indiana HoosiersArizona DiamondbacksWyoming CowboysNorthern Arizona Lumberjacks

    When you're AAU you've got tons of successful alumni running car dealerships, energy drink companies and restaurant franchises
     
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  10. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

    Considering there was a throw away line about heading to go bet on a Junior Golf Tournament, this feels like a NASCAR DAWG copycat.
     
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  11. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Oregon DucksGreen Bay PackersDetroit Red WingsBayern Munich

  12. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Ohio State BuckeyesDetroit LionsDetroit PistonsDetroit Red Wings

  13. Gallant Knight

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    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosRice OwlsAston Villa

    Tbh if hooters is going to get in the NIL game they probably picked the perfect athlete
     
  14. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Perfect pairing of a trash restaurant with trash spokesperson.
     
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  15. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsColumbus Blue JacketsCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    Disrespect the restaurant all you'd like.

    John Daly is a Saint!
     
  16. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Florida Gators

    John Daly loves him some Trump. Fuck John Daly.
     
  17. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsChicago BullsChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksDemocrat

    So does DukeBuckeye iirc.
     
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  18. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsColumbus Blue JacketsCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    I don't.

    Yeah, this doesn't matter to me.
     
  19. jac3672

    jac3672 Well-Known Member

    Pretty cool that a UNC A&T golfer and an Arkansas golfer signed 2 of the bigger NIL deals.

    Lululemon and Hooters.

    Awesome to see the little guys at random schools in non-revenue sports get some big time money.
     
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  20. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Jacksonville Jaguars

    Not an NIL deal but JC and the boys have started their own collective. Carolina Rise, LLC... Cocks Rise, LLC would have moved the needle a little more but ok.

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  21. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Apparently the Cocks NIL group gave Zavion Hardy a huge deal (more than we were willing to give), and he’s headed there.
     
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  22. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Jacksonville Jaguars

    Good to see the Cocks trying and that's a good pickup. We were on him early but quit recruiting him awhile back. idk why
     
  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Yeah, he was a silent UF commit for a while but the Cocks dropped a bigger bag.
     
  24. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Watch out Jimbo!
     
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  25. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

    Seems like they copied FSU’s rising spear
     
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  26. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter Well-Known Member
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishChicago White SoxIndianapolis ColtsColumbus Blue JacketsColumbus Crew

  27. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    We just had "Big Gamecock Weekend." These pansies are scared to lean into it
     
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  28. sc_chant

    sc_chant Be A Dog
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    South Carolina GamecocksBoston Red SoxCoastal Carolina Chanticleers

    Something I never thought I'd hear
     
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  29. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    LSU TigersTexas RangersNew Orleans SaintsFulhamDulwich Hamlet

    I wouldn’t pay $550 a month to ensure LSU won the national championship every year much less to a slush fund for recruits
     
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  30. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville Jaguars2pacSneakersFormula 1

    :edmond:
     
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  31. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    i mean Tatnall Square Academy. He’s playing dudes with freckled calves and thick ankles
     
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  32. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Gaines Adams played 8 man!
     
  33. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    Poor!
     
  34. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    Tulane Green WaveLSU TigersSeattle SeahawksLiverpoolFormula 1

    Same.
     
  35. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

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  36. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    They've offered them a "deal"? Not sure that means a lot coming from a car lot
     
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  37. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Free floor mats for everyone!
     
  38. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    "We can get you financing!"

    "Just tell me what you want your payment to be."
     
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  39. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    will be interesting to see what happens w this. The UofA has some sort of policy that doesn't allow players to enter into agreements w people that already have agreements w the school and I suspect something about direct competition w "official" branding
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    I’d like to officially take back my atta boy, Hogs.
     
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  41. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    we’d like to officially state we don’t care
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Yeah, you don’t seem mad at all!
     
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  43. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Michigan WolverinesDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsDetroit Tigers

    Y'all ladies are invited to come on down heah and put on a bikini car wash.
     
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  44. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

  45. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    College players have agents now?
     
  46. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsReal MadridXavier MusketeersDayton FlyersTiger WoodsFC CincinnatiPGA

    Need someone to do the paperwork
     
  47. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishNew York YankeesNew York GiantsNew York RangersLiverpool

    Yes.

    And high school players are employing contract lawyers to handle their NIL deals.
     
  48. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    West Virginia MountaineersBrooklyn NetsDallas CowboysNational LeaguePittsburgh Pirates

  49. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishNew York YankeesNew York GiantsNew York RangersLiverpool

    Stewart is assuming the NCAA will actually enforce that rule.

    That’s a funny assumption.
     
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  50. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    What school's NIL collective will the first to sue a player?