Post Your Worst NIL Endorsements Here

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  1. TAS

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    I feel comfortable putting my knowledge of Texags' shady side up against anyone but what is this about?
     
  2. Goose

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    I’d take $10k from Bill Kurelic and fart in the microphone

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  3. AlternativeFactsRule

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    https://texags.com/forums/16
     
  4. TAS

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  5. AlternativeFactsRule

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    No it isn’t. They’ve posted about the protocols of the elders of Zion.
     
  6. TAS

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    Ok
     
  7. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    this isn't even true you weirdo
     
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  8. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    the place opened INTENTIONALLY on the ten year anniversary of 9/11 and every day stops for the national anthem

    back in my day conservatives talked about virtue signaling as bad
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

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    CF3234 caping for the gross faux patriotism schtick at Mission BBQ still makes me laugh.
     
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  10. Lyrtch

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    two formerly retired very successful executives (one has kids who are vets) opening a bbq chain that insanely panders to the TROOPS could be viewed as a cynical branding ploy to win free PR

    or not, you decide
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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    I guess we know the C in CF3234 stands for Chuck.

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  12. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Sounds like Chuck was the snowflake in that situation.
     
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  13. bigred77

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    Texags is once again undefeated
     
  14. BellottiBold

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    No responses yet pointing out what a cesspool that msg board is, which is pretty disappointing.
     
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  15. Butthead

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    Remember when you spoiled the ending of game of thrones, like an attention-starved total piece of shit?
     
  16. ned's head

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  17. TeeDee

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  18. IHHH

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    Imagine what Nd players will make lol
     
  19. Saul Shabazz

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    ready for 1st mega star player to run it up to 8 figures and then cash out and quit football immediately
     
  20. CF3234

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    Least surprising thing ever.
     
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  21. TAS

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    I wonder how the NIL will affect coaches salaries in the long term. I can see donors wising up and realizing that an extra million sponsoring players may have a better ROI than adding a million to their HC's salary.
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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    $55 to eat Gators Dockside AND meet Gervon Dexter? What a deal.

     
  23. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Best one yet
     
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  25. Dump

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    what current wolfs players are even worth this
     
  26. blind dog

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    wrights bbq >>>
     
  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Wish I could hate a post.
     
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  28. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I love slims

    have you ever had wrights?
     
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  29. Constant

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    I don't know what a Michigan Man is, but I know it ain't Yoder.
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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  31. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Your stomach secretes hydrochloric acid and the ph of your gastric juices is ~2. So no, it doesn’t.

    Also, your blood is loaded with buffers to maintain a constant pH for your body. If it changes, you can die. So no, it shouldn’t be something you want to change.

    Dumbest fucking scam.
     
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  32. Boo MFer!

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    Oh, I’m not actually Carlos Del Rio-Wilson.
     
  33. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    You don’t sound very positive.
     
  34. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Ya man, we know.
     
  35. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    This is quite the acidic post
     
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  36. dtx

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    Sounds like I need some so I don’t have to read another Boo MFer! post
     
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  37. Boo MFer!

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    LOL!
     
  38. bertwing

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    Good to see Gallant Knight getting in the NIL business and supporting his alma mater

     
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  39. Boo MFer!

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  40. Boo MFer!

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  41. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    Not an endorsement, but seemingly logical next step for this blue chip.

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  42. skiedfrillet

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    Which is surprising coming from such a basic poster

    you’re welcome for that one guys feel free to reuse it
     
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  43. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I don’t see anything incorrect in this post.
     
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  44. DeToxRox

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  45. DeToxRox

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  46. billdozer

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  47. —

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    Will be cool when Wyatt Liewer from #Nebraska Cornhuskers launches his “Wyatt Power” gear
     
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  48. Tommy Jefferson

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    And when he does he will give Bryce Young a run for top earner.
     
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  49. —

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    Sad but true