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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    2 Trill iirc
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    That’s amazing
     
  3. TC

    TC Tell me about your dream mosque
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    Every muthafuckin day homie
     
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  4. dblplay1212

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    He added depth when Bama had none and turned into a decent player at Toledo. I was more right than wrong. :idk:
     
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  5. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    This is what it was
     
  6. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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  7. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
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  8. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  9. White Tajh Boyd

    White Tajh Boyd National Championship Team
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  10. BJ

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    I'm reading the Sons of Anarchy thread because I'm watching for the first time now. There's some real doozys in there and these are just the ones I found quickly.


     
  11. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Yeah, I was a fucking idiot a decade ago. Thanks for reminding me.
     
  12. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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    A decade ago?
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I stand by calling you an inbred f***it
     
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  14. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Maybe I'm still an asshole but SOA started a long time ago and I'm certainly not spouting shit like I used to.

    Preach what you want though
     
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  15. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Walking out of the lobby in my building late one night and meeting him face to face was a surreal moment.
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    God forbid we acted like assholes towards each other in a tv show thread. Especially when talking about whiskey.
     
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  17. Pelican Grove

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    Fuck I’d be a hall of famer in here based off some TMB opinions of my posts.
     
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  18. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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    Calm down sir it was only a joke
     
  19. Jack Parkman

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  20. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Think he was visiting a client in our building and got off the elevator next to mine. I said, "Wilfoy?" and he said yeah, whats up. I replied that he caused quite a stir on the internet and he sheepishly laughed. I said take care and walked off to my train. Entire interaction couldn't have been more than 30 seconds. Just really weird to see the subject of a thread that created so many memes and resulted in someone getting punched in the dick after a long day of work. Real life and the internet collided in that brief moment. Maybe winter or spring of 2014. Think I texted Corky and WED after I walked out.
     
  21. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    “One more drink and imma end up fuckin you”
     
  22. fsudan

    fsudan Well-Known Member
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    I think it's more that you're a homophobe that likes to call others out strongly on homophobia
     
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  23. The Blackfish

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    :roll: I forgot about him punching bama1 in the penis
     
  24. TC

    TC Tell me about your dream mosque
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    So this was in New York or something? At first I thought you just meant around Alabama somewhere :laugh:
     
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  25. bwi2

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  26. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Suck our Dicks. Fire Everybody
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  27. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    #worddoc’d
     
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  28. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Atlanta
     
  29. RSK

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  30. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Tried to find Faulks post about the lawyer saying his case was a homerun but I think he deleted it, though he did honor us by leaving his "book "

    Very early preview: Beginning of Chapter 1 of the book (still a work in progress and without a title)... feedback is appreciated.
    Chapter One

    “Only a man who has felt complete despair is capable of feeling complete bliss,” Edmond Dantes said. If you’re a guy, and you don’t have generally terrible taste in books or movies, you’re probably familiar with the hero of Monte Cristo. Hell, he’s probably one of your favorite fictional characters if you read or watch anything that wasn’t recommended by a wife/girlfriend/chick you’d like to defriend. He and I have a lot in common. Right now, the rain pours on my parents’ house in north Alabama, where I’ve been exiled for months since my dismissal from pharmacy school. That means I’m forced to smoke an occasional cigarette on my front porch, in secret, ten feet from their bedroom, after they’ve gone to bed. Here I am, 27 years old, living at home, sneaking smokes out of view, and worried about getting caught. Embarrassing! Outside of being completely broke and jobless, and trying to transfer to another pharmacy program (despite less than awesome grades and a disciplinary mark on my record), I would say life is just dandy. Another day, another email is sent to potential transfer school in random state almost too far away to reach by plane. “We will need a signed letter from the Dean at your previous school approving your transfer!” is the most common response. Snicker. Those people have no idea their request is impossible to the point of being hilarious. My current situation sucks, for sure. The past few months at Chateu d’If (“home”, to the layperson) have been pretty monotonous and “facepalm” worthy. Sure, it would be nice to have my PharmD degreeand be able to afford the finer things in life, such as a damned Chicken Quesadilla and Mountain Dew Baja Blast from Taco Bell, but that would be greedy. Instead, digging through my own pantry for Campbell’s Soup like “that guy” in school who gives way too many f***s about winning the canned food drive is much more satisfying. Gotta warn you though… If you know me personally, or were close to my situation, and choose to continue reading anyways, you will either love me or hate me by the end of this book. I can’t see there being much of an in-between. But please understand, if you do end up hating me, I couldn’t care less. All you will get from me are the facts, and I will be deciding what is and isn’t relevant. I have thought long and hard about what I would say (and who I would say it about) if I ever got around to putting words on paper. Then I remembered where caring got me in the first place. Now I just laugh at myself. Time for caring is over.
     
  31. JeremyLambsFace

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    Wow is it possible for douche chills to become a chronic condition
     
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  32. kslim

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    i feel like i can piggy back off of Bo Pelinis post because this is just absurd

     
  33. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    %97 of my post
     
  34. kslim

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    can confirm
     
  35. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    [​IMG]
     
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  36. kslim

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    make that 98%
     
  37. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    You’re shit at math
     
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  38. kslim

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    truth
     
  39. TYdeFan05

    TYdeFan05 gOATS™
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    Still maintain older posts should be moved to the donor area.

    sss
     
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  40. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    Hard reset on 4/21 would be legit
     
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  41. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    shocking behavior from fans of sons of anarchy
     
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  42. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    I thought Trent Richardson was going to be good in the NFL
     
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  43. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Unrelated to Faulkner, but his lawyer had his license suspended.
     
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  44. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Everyone did
     
  45. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    that’s not true
     
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  46. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    *pretty much everyone
     
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  47. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    wait, I thought he was the one who died of an od or something
     
  48. kslim

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    that was acheely
     
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  49. ned's head

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  50. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    That is, not, in fact, a case every lawyer dreams about in law school.