Prince Philip Dead at Age 99

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  1. Dump

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  2. blind dog

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    our forefathers didn't die so we could put some god damn beans on toast
     
  3. Taffy

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    Wanna know how I know you've never tried it?
     
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  5. Tarpon Nole

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    why would I try it? Looks awful
     
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    The Prince of Wales at the time (the future George IV) hated his dad and trolled him by siding with the faction in parliament that thought the colonies should be given their independence. His main ally was Charles James Fox (The parliamentary leader of the opposition to William Pitt the Youngers government) who is the namesake for Foxborough, Massachusetts. Quite the Patriot.
     
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    Shoulda dumped your bullshit beans in the harbor too.
     
  8. Tarpon Nole

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    This stuff will always get a laugh out of me

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    Who the fuck is that guy?
     
  10. Butthead

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    You're eating it, not fucking it
     
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    Sir J. Wellington Wimpy
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

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    you use american beans as part of your signature breakfast

    can't spell cucked without UK
     
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  16. Bo Pelinis

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    It's like somebody took Carl from Up and filled him up with air from a bike pump like in a cartoon.
     
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  17. Taffy

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    Guys, say what you will about the Windsors, but please don't besmirch beans on toast
     
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  19. Bo Pelinis

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    Beans on toast?

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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Didn't know Britain was the Ohio of Europe.
     
  21. jorge

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  22. Taffy

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    Well yeah if I was eating that sugary, mushy tripe I'd probably avoid it, too.
     
  23. Butthead

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    We have a bean brand here where only a dog knows the secret recipe. You should try those
     
  24. chuckmasterflex

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    Gonna honor my guy by eating bean sandwich with extra mayo :lick:
     
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  28. fsuNizz

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    Client from York gave me a can of Heinz Beans and ketchup.

    It was delicious

    don't @ me
     
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    Well this was just plain uncalled for, old chap
     
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  31. fuxstockings

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    The bean slander is making me uncomfortable. They are the people’s legumes.
     
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  32. Bo Pelinis

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    Baked beans suck and are just barely above refried beans in shit that fills space in your stomach where better food could go.
     
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    It’s not about the beans man, my friends didn’t die face down in the muck...
     
  35. jorge

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    If you've tried good refried beans, they are pretty good. It isn't all like your high school cafeteria.
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Philip was born into the Greek and Danish royal families. He was born in Greece, but his family was exiled from the country when he was eighteen months old. After being educated in France, Germany, and the United Kingdom, he joined the British Royal Navy in 1939, aged 18. From July 1939, he began corresponding with the then thirteen-year-old Princess Elizabeth, whom he had first met in 1934.
     
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  43. 40wwttamgib

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    they're not god damn baked beans. you brits eat the shitty heinz pork and beans none of us red blooded americans want to eat.
     
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  44. Fusiontegra

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    Without the cut-up hotdogs, to boot
     
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  45. Taffy

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    No no no, that's another separate, but closely related tin-based food.
     
  46. skiedfrillet

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    These are some quality old man ramblings
     
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  47. 40wwttamgib

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    These are not the same things
     
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  48. Butthead

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    Well yeah, one of them is beans and the other one is beanz
     
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  49. skiedfrillet

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    Excellent referencing