PSU v Iowa

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  1. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  2. Fudd VanVleet

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    Tattoos have been outlawed in the state of Iowa since Robert Gallery left.
     
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  3. zeberdee

    zeberdee read it? I own it. but no, I have not read it
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    I remember these game threads being total shitshows in the past, hopefully this one delivers as well.
     
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  4. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    Maybe Dave Peterson's hate for dreadlocks was because of this:
     
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  5. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Long hair, too.
    We had a brief lapse in culture that let this clean cut young man:
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    Turn into this:
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  6. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    My mom’s living room floor still has a soft spot where the plywood splintered a little when about 750 pounds of people jumped and landed on one spot during this play.
     
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  7. Dudley Dawson2

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    Tell me about it
     
  8. Corch

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    I anticipate there'll be a lot of kissing on the field and in the locker room on this one.
     
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  9. PSU12

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    Is it creaky and loud in your room now while you are trying to sleep?

    lmao
     
  10. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Lmbo the pull out couch covers the spot so nobody can walk on it while I sleep.
     
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  11. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    The pink will do that. And if there’s anything a penn stater likes, it’s locker room lovin’.
     
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  12. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    This is one play that pisses me off every time. Should have had that game.
     
  13. zeberdee

    zeberdee read it? I own it. but no, I have not read it
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    [​IMG]
     
  14. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    “scored too fast”
     
  15. Vito Corleone

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    Only time I have ever thought that about Iowa football
     
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  16. Toast

    Toast Doowutchyalike
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  17. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Nice to have you on board, Toast
     
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  18. mmm

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    Both of you were watching that night?



    :awesomeface:
     
  19. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
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    The troll job done by the original PSU crew done a few years back was nothing short of amazing. Especially the work done by BRC
     
  20. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    It’s easy to pick on the underrepresented.
    Typical penn state behavior. SMH.
     
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  21. construxboy

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    Most of my fanbase hates the Iowa fans but I had a great time there two years ago. Especially after the walk-off TD pass.
     
  22. BRC

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    PSU 69 Iowa 0

    I drove through Iowa on my way to Cali in July. Shitty fucking football team from a shitty fucking state.
     
  23. Vito Corleone

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    How did you like that 65 mph interstate speed cocksucker?
     
  24. BRC

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    I put the cruise control on 73 to get out of that awful state as fast as possible.
     
  25. BRC

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    That drive from western PA to eastern CO was fucking brutal.
     
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  26. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Omaha-Denver is by far the worst drive in the nation, possibly the world.
     
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  27. construxboy

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    Holy shit, I did that. Girlfriend in college lived in Laramie with her Mom but Dad lived in Omaha. Spent half a week in Laramie and half in Omaha. Guess which half was better?
     
  28. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    We all can agree that driving I-80 across either of your states is a mind numbing experience.
     
  29. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    We have hills and schnitzel so no
     
  30. Corch

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    I've done Lincoln to Denver twice. I've done Columbus to Denver twice.

    Driving through Nebraska > Driving through Kansas
     
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  31. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Honestly, the only thing I remember about driving through Iowa was that it was night and they had the largest truck stop I have ever seen. It was like it’s own city in the distance coming up on it at 2:00 AM.
     
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  32. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Did you purchase any lady services?
     
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  33. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    Being able to throw into a tight window is Stanley's strength. Look at the accuracy and be amazed.
     
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  34. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Just imagine what he could do with a first round grade TE in that situation
     
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  35. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I didn’t know this was an option.
     
  36. The B1G Kucktis

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    Is this the wrestling thread?
     
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  37. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    70 mph pal. Have you forgotten the landmark 2005 legislative session?
     
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  38. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    No if your looking for the gay butt sex thread that would be the Michigan St, thread.
     
  39. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    The coldest I’ve ever been
     
  40. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I’m taking Penn State and giving up the points this week. No interviews please.
     
  41. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
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    don’t do that. Franklin is 0-6 on the road against a ranked team
     
  42. PSU12

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    Which is also an incorrect stat, unless you’re a moron that goes by rankings at game time and not end of year
     
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  43. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Too late, he’s due
     
  44. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    Well then this is just a moot point because Iowa won't be ranked at the end of the year.
     
  45. PSU12

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    Who else does Iowa play from the east?
     
  46. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
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    Weird how Vegas sets lines based on the week of action and not where a team will be at the end of the season.
     
  47. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    Already played Rutgers and Michigan.
     
  48. PSU12

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    You should finish the year ranked, at least prior to bowl season. Other than Wisconsin should win the rest of your reg season games with the toss up Saturday against PSU. ISU win is going to look pretty good by seasons end.
     
  49. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Hard to see a 3-loss B1G ranked but we shall see.
     
  50. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    There are three AAC teams ranked right now. It’s a weak year.
     
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