Pubes and Tattoos on Women and Skiedfrillet

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  1. Taffy

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    I was only half joking. No-one gave a shit when I stopped grooming.
     
  2. BuckeyeRiot

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    If you want to have a pube measuring contest I’ll thrash all of you.
     
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  3. racer

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    Does anyone else get wild untrimmed pubes rolled into the excess shaft skin or is that just me?
     
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  4. TheFreak55

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    gotta be better than the time that one guy posted a video of you pissing
     
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  5. Taffy

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    No, I'm fortunate that my penis hangs lower than my pubes, hth.
     
  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    *No longer in the contest.
     
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  7. TheFreak55

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    Can we not with this contest and get back to uh other things
     
  8. goheels10

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    i'm still bitter about the time i came home from work to find my pregnant wife wearing a cashmere sweater of mine.

    its never going to fit either of us again.... unless i grow a santa belly
     
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  9. TheFreak55

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  10. BuckeyeRiot

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    No. But also yes.
     
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  11. AIP

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    Really, that’s a keeper
     
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  12. Tiffin

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    I dont know if this is what you're asking but yeah I get random pubes growing way up my shaft. Way way way up there because its so long and stuff.
     
  13. BuckeyeRiot

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    Sideburns for your dick.
     
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  14. racer

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    Basically yes, this. The long ones get wrapped around and stuff. I thought this was a safe space for hairy genitalia discussion, but I guess not.
     
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  15. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Not my kink, but interesting thread is interesting.
     
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  16. TheFreak55

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    Wanting a woman to not look like a preteen is a kink? Umm ok
     
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  17. GingerKnickers

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    :babyneedabottle:
     
  18. GingerKnickers

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    When did natural bodies become a kink?
     
  19. AptosDuck

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    hello may I introduce you to

    [​IMG]
     
  20. CaneKnight

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    You need to remember we're Americans. Anything outside of the norms we're told to follow in this loser ass country is technically a kink. It's dumb, many of us grew up in an era where you could watch someone get shot to death on a bunch of channels but a titty got aired accidentally it was a very big deal.
     
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  21. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Oh Jesus Christ. I've stepped in it huh? First off, kink shouldn't have a negative connotation. Everyone has kinks/fetishes that they enjoy. I have multiple. The sixth definition of MW defines a kink as "unconventional sexual taste or behavior". In America (and other parts of the world, but of course not all or even most) the current societal norm, whether you agree with it or not, is shaven/tidy hair/pubic hair in general. Wouldn't that by rule make the alternative a kink?
     
  22. CaneKnight

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    Long story short, America per usual is dogshit
     
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  23. BuckeyeRiot

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    Think of it as as a natural “ribbed for her pleasure”.
     
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  24. BuckeyeRiot

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    This line is shifting, FYI. While I agree it’s not the societal norm, for eons it has been and it will be again.
     
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  25. TheFreak55

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    Can we get a thread ban for the pedophile and the self loathing American?
     
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  26. GingerKnickers

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    My wife gets this
     
  27. CaneKnight

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    You got a Wife and a boyfriend? That's a lot to juggle, I don't know how Poly people do it.
     
  28. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Yeah, I certainly realize that it was norm even in the US 10+ years ago and likely will come back. Didn't mean to strike a cord. I I spent the last few hours off and on reading 30 or so pages here, from the REGG thread, and just thought I'd throw a comment out there.
     
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  29. Super Vegeta

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    Had no idea about this thread until I saw the reggneck thread. What a ride.
    Disappointed in the lack of tattoos though. Tatted alt girls are my weakness.
     
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  30. GingerKnickers

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    Honestly I don’t actually care to discuss the politics of pubes at all.
     
  31. GingerKnickers

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    I’m not poly but I do think monogamy is kinda bullshit. I said “wife” instead of boyfriend as a joke because some people didn’t like it when I mentioned my boyfriend previously and so I asked AIP if he wanted to talk about his wife instead.
     
  32. BuckeyeRiot

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    All good man, open discussion and all. It’s not like you came in here guns blazing and spamming.
     
  33. BuckeyeRiot

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    [​IMG]
     
  34. AIP

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    Feel free to add some
     
  35. CaneKnight

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    I feel so much better knowing I wasn't the only one who thought this thread was something else. I came in here and was like "O, y'all are posting women I love daily in here" :laugh:
     
  36. AIP

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    I am very fragile handle with care
     
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  37. AIP

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    What exactly did you think 50 plus pages would be about?
     
  38. CaneKnight

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    There are a bunch of large threads on TMB who the fuck knows what's in most of them :laugh:
     
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  39. AIP

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    But how many are called pubes and tats? Lol
     
  40. Name P. Redacted

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    At least one
     
  41. GingerKnickers

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    I swear you’ve been in here for ages
     
  42. cyclist

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  43. Willpépé

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    I got admonished for something related to clay Travis not long ago. Sure enough there’s a thread like 784 pages long that chronicles his travels through Douchedom. I’d never previously seen it.
     
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  44. CaneKnight

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    I’ve been here for like 10-15 pages at the most :laugh:
     
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  45. bro

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    This might be the most intelligent post in TMB history
     
  46. AIP

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  47. TimJimothy

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    Same posters who didn't know what was in this thread gotta be the majority of the same people who think the whole REGG thing is anything other than a troll.
     
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