Pubes and Tattoos Opinion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ned's head, Jan 12, 2020.

  1. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    You have an opinion, and we want to hear it. Let's debate it here and absolutely nowhere else.
     
  2. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Bring them on. I don't care about your opinions.
     
  3. devine

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    Do they go hand in hand or something
     
  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    If you dislike pubes and/or tattoos, I'd appreciate a public notice in the event you move into my family's neighborhood
     
  5. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Equally disgusting
     
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  6. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Keep your dick in a vise
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    I have a tattoo OF pubes. How 'bout them apples?
     
  7. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    *pulls out the list of most frequent jailbait thread posters*
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this board is known to stay on topic and not argue pointless things over and over again so I am sure this will work.
     
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  9. 2

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    No or well groomed pubes.

    no nipple rings

    Don’t care about tattoos because we are talking about pron, but if that’s your wife, fuck that shit. That’s going to age poor.
     
  10. Bruce Bowen

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  11. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    Hairy bush and tats oh man I am triggered
     
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  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Not a tattoo fan generally. Pubes are fine, just do some grooming.
     
  13. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    The people have not had an outlet for this debate that is as old as time. We fixed that today
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Give me
    1. All the Tattoos
    2. We'll manicured bush
     
  15. Taques

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    i don’t have strong opinions about either topic
     
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  16. BlazingRebel

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    Tattoos don't bother me and I prefer my women to switch it up shaved, trimmed, bush just switch it up occasionally.
     
  17. Jimmy Mac

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    Tattoos of pubes, everyone wins...
     
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  18. AIP

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    Tats I don’t care about

    give me a big uncontrolled bush any day

    I can’t get my old lady to grow it
     
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  19. Jimmy Mac

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    I read an article a few years ago that women shaving their bush over the last decade or so had almost made crabs extinct. I’m all for the eradication of pubic lice...
     
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  20. Irush

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    I’m almost exclusively into depressed hipster women so I’m ok with both
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    yes because it’s the tattoos that cause skin to age poorly.
     
  22. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Mods please delete this I have not consented.
     
  23. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    We have the same number of pubes as we do tattoos in this household, 0. Though, I’m not opposed to either. I just think they should both be handled with class, can’t see them if you’re wearing a golf shirt.
     
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  24. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I’m not a fan of tattoos below the waist on women. There are exceptions, of course.
    Above the waist is fair game and I love colorful tattoos on Hispanic/Asian girls.

    As long as it’s not a full bush, I’m good. Manicured is best.
     
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  25. DuckKin

    DuckKin Well-Known Member

    Put a pussy it front of me and I’m eating it, tats or not tats, bush or no bush.
     
  26. 2

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    Yes, because tastes and priorities, I’ve found, are completely consistent throughout life.
     
  27. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    How can anyone NOT have this opinion? Fuckin weirdos.
     
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  28. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    I prefer no pubes whatsoever. Just give me that smooth skin.

    No preference on tats, as long as it isn't an aj mccarron tier monstrosity or above the shoulders
     
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  29. TC

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  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    what does that have to do with skin aging poorly? You don’t want to get something permanent because you might change in the future? That’s fair and an extremely good reason not get tattoos. But, that has nothing to do with skin aging poorly. Rest, water, sun screen don’t smoke. Do those things and with or without your skin will age as well as can be expected.
     
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  31. TC

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    A thread where Daniel Ocean gets super defensive about tattoos :shocker:
     
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  32. Hank Scorpio

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    Kicking her out of bed ?

     
  33. TC

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    Let’s not get crazy here
     
  34. Irush

    Irush Fairwell Solenya
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    I want her to ruin my life
     
  35. Craig Pettis

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  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    how dare I discuss tattoos in this thread dedicated to tattoos
     
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  37. 2

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    I never said a word about skin, weirdo. Tattoos, art, style, anything can age poorly. You are so fucking insufferable when another has opinion that differs from yours on anything.
     
  38. Gambler

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    No tats.
    Pubes are ok with a close cut. None of that Demi Moore hedge.
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol I literally said you had a point but okay. I’ve heard the “age poorly” argument countless times and it’s never made sense to me. I am not trying to change your mind about it. It doesn’t impact my opinion at all. I don’t care if you like or don’t like tattoos. I don’t care if tattoos would keep you from marrying someone. Your point didn’t make sense to me and thus wanted to discuss it with you. Crazy to think that’s what a message board was for.
     
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  40. TheFreak55

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    I’d like to know if she has pubes
     
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  41. Homo Erectus

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    Crabs or no crabs
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Would give zeor fucks how she aged

    Could grow a bush tho

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  43. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    I have warmed up to tattoos so long as they are somewhat tasteful and aren't in gross places like their neck or boobs. This just look ridiculous.

    Pubes are fine if groomed.

    Not a fan of piercings especially nipple piercing.
     
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  44. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    There’s a conspicuous lack of tats and pubes for a thread allegedly devoted to them
     
  45. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    I prefer for her to be completely shaven while having a tattoo of pubes.
     
  46. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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  47. DuckKin

    DuckKin Well-Known Member

    Protein of course
     
  48. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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  49. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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