Pubes and Tattoos Opinion Thread

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  1. Mr Bulldops

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    Yet, the best day of your life yet
     
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  2. TheFreak55

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  3. GingerKnickers

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  4. GingerKnickers

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    i think you need to have another kid then
     
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  6. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  8. TheFreak55

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    wait did you call this ridiculously wholesome
     
  9. Mr Bulldops

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  10. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    You should see the rest of the internet. Your name would not hold up.
     
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  11. TheFreak55

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  12. GingerKnickers

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    i mean you're not calling me a whore that deserves to be raped, so yeah
     
  13. Mr Bulldops

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    I have to imagine for someone trawling the internet looking for mentions and leaked content of their butthole, this is probably pretty tame compared to what she has seen
     
  14. REGGNECK

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  15. TheFreak55

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    I’m a gentleman like that
     
  16. AIP

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    In all my time here I have never changed my av, now it will always be ginger
     
  17. GingerKnickers

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    ahahaha yes exactly this
     
  18. GingerKnickers

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    aw I love it
     
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  20. GingerKnickers

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    for real, the bar is low
     
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  21. Mr Bulldops

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    No ma’am, that’s not us. We want to take our anonymous internet ladies to a moderately priced steak dinner and dancing
     
  22. AIP

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    What’s the girl you like? Brahaus? Start throwing her name around and maybe she will find this place
     
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  23. GingerKnickers

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    Bauhaus babe, she's doing an engineering internship, not on reddit much anymore
     
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  24. TheFreak55

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    Do you want me to be chained in the attic
     
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  25. GingerKnickers

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    im vegan
     
  26. AIP

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    Better view

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    Even has a heart on it

    swoon
     
  27. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Only Ruth’s Chris for the ladies of TMB

    Seriously, first dates are to impress so take her to Ruth's Chris on Senate St near the Capital in Cola.

    Call ahead to make reservations, explain it's a special occasion for two and you'd like a good waiter as well as a quiet table. (Dont say what the occasion is they'll just assume it's big)

    Pick her up in time to relax and enjoy the short ride into Cola preferably after dark so as you come over the hill on 321 past the Food Lion (or whatever it is now) you can comment on how beautiful the skyline lights of downtown Cola appear but they truly can't hold a candle to just how beautiful she looks tonight!

    Once at RC's prove just how special you think she is by pulling up to the entrance and using the valet parking. They'll ask your party name and from there the staff takes over.

    Trust me on this, eat before you pick her upas you want to join her in eating at the restaurant but not a big meal; (pull up their drink menu before you go and pick a simplewine or mixed drink you feel she'll like (askher friends). As soon as the waiter appearsorder both your drinks as if you do this often as well as the appetizer - BBQ Shrimp. It'stasty simple and reasonably price. Girls enjoy shrimp. Plus it begins to fill her stomach as she'll need to because she will end up ordering a salad for dinner. If you order something she likes she'll be that moreimpressed by your efforts).

    When the menus come allow her to place her order first by insisting she feel free to order whatever she desires and encourage her to take her time, no rushing you said she's pretty so enjoy the scenery. They never order steak so it wont be expensive. Bet she orders the Wedge Salad.**never appear to be looking at any prices! Big turnoff*** You then follow up by ordering a small steak or something similar because you'll have already viewed the menu b4 hand. The Pork Chop runs about $28 and is easy to cut as well as eat slowly in smaller chunks. Women like men who are decisive and know what they want! You're not hungry so your meal will not be expensive nor large so you have time to actually talk to her instead of chewing chucks of meat! You know Toby Keith wrote that song "I wanted talk about me" for a reason. Southern Ladies will never admit it but they do want to talk about themselves and they want you to be overwhelmingly interested in them, so talk to her about her! Don't brag about yourselfcause you can get into your own pants anytime you like, her's is a different story especially if she has some class about herself.

    How you end the dinner and before you have the car brought around will determine where your future lays with this young lady. After the table is clear, order coffee even if you hate the stuff, ladies love coffee and ordering it as if you just always do so after meals will tell her you're totally different than any other guy she's dated. If you cant drink the stuff just sip it. She'll drink it! Don't ask if she would likesome just order it!!!!

    About half way thru the cup of coffee sit up all excited and ask her if she's ever had Creme Brulee and insist she try it......most youngladies havent and it'll be a treat for her andshow her you're adventurous.

    Now if the evening has progress like you hoped in other words she is enjoying your company and you hers, then order one Brulee with two spoons! Again, encourage her to try it first, wait for her reaction then laughing dipyour spoon in. Her reaction afterwards will tell you all you need to know about how she is now feeling about you. If shes offended you put your spoon in her Brulee, then you're in trouble and this date just got panic 911!

    Again, if she's into you you'll know it by now, so remember to stay relaxed and not in a rush. Let her enjoy being the Princess as long as possible.

    When all is ready request the check. A good waiter never brings it, they wait until you request it. And please make sure the damn card works before you get to the restaurant! Never pay with cash - that yells, broke & I still live with my Mom! Even if you do you don't want to admit it.

    Finally, assuming all has gone well, just before handing your car ticket to the valet, ask her if she's ever seen the State House at night. Don't wait for an answer just take her hand and walk her over. Taking your time walk her around the entire building pointing out where Sherman's troups hit the building with their cannons. Front right corner where the stars mark the spots. This tells her you're smart and interesting. Then find a lighted area to sit and talk. Sit next to her and if it's chilly take your coat off (you are wearing a sports coat right? Blazer w/pressed jeans and nice white cotton button down colar shirt, no golf shirts or tee shirts with COCKS blasting out) and place it over her shoulders without asking. What you're hoping/looking for is her sneaking a smell and smiling, if she does you're in the red zone! What you do from here is your business but she'll never forget you and even if it doesn't work out between you two, 2 things will happen in the future. 1) she'll never forget you and will compare every other guy to you. 2) she'll tell all of her girl friends how nice and wonderful your date was and every single one of them will be wanting to date YOU!

    All this impressing will cost you around $150-200! Oh and dont forget to drive the Focus, Pinto, Clunker, SUV or even Red neck deer hunting truck through a car wash and yes pay the extra $5 for the interior cleaning with the Baby Fresh smelling stuff! She might live in Redneckville, I have family there as well, but for once she'd love not to be treated like she's Gretchen Wilson's baby sister and instead appreciated for just being an intelligent, beautiful young lady. Treat her right, get to know her then take her out on that fourwheeler and your muddy girl dreams will come true!

    If all goes according to plan you’re going to be planning a lovely wedding and when Jack fills out the marriage license application, just sneak a peek at the gender box. Easy peasy.

    Don't screw this up!
     
  28. Mr Bulldops

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    That’s ok, no ones perfect
     
  29. BuckeyeRiot

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    This is amazing.
     
  30. GingerKnickers

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    i thin you guys are too american for me
     
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  31. bigred77

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    Bot feet in the SJU thread, now this...
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  32. TheFreak55

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  33. Mr Bulldops

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    Wait are you not American? Do you have an accent? AIP may not be able to handle that and I don’t mean in a bad way
     
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  34. GingerKnickers

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  35. racer

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    Did you miss the ‘knickers’?
     
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  36. AIP

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    You didn’t know this?
     
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  37. GingerKnickers

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    Posh british babe innit
     
  38. TheFreak55

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    AIP is definitely going to be disappointed she doesn’t sound like she’s from West Virginia

    I uh already knew she was British and disappointed she doesn’t have a Premier league team
     
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  39. Mr Bulldops

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    Sorry, for some reason I couldn’t gauge her nationality by looking at her vagina and her asshole. You try to raise your kids to not see race and you still somehow raise a racist
     
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  41. SugarShaun

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    Would've been better if it was like a League Two club
     
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  42. AIP

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    Thought the knickers part you know
     
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  43. Mr Bulldops

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  44. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m dadding at the moment. But I’m not missing a thing.
     
  45. TheFreak55

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    Something something BourneMOUTH and CHERRIES
     
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  46. BuckeyeRiot

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    She’s amazing, no offense.
     
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  47. GingerKnickers

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    she is, wish she posted more, I'd dive head first into that muff too
     
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  48. Mr Bulldops

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    Maybe i figured it was just a catchy name? GingerKnickers, it just rolls off the tongue. Much better than FirePanties or RedheadUnderoos
     
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