Pussification of our fucking kids

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Dan Patrick, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    Background first, today, my 10 year old son is playing at his baseball game. First AB he gets hit on the first pitch. Second AB walk on four shitty pitches. Third AB the other team finally puts their least shitty pitcher in and my son strikes out on three shitty pitches. Fouls off the first two that were way outside then strike three was around his neck.

    Now, before you guys say cool story bro and all that shit, it was the reaction from the rest of the parents vrs my reaction that got me thinking. The rest of the parents were all like good job, great cut etc etc. While Im pissed off and glaring at my son because he swung at a shitty pitch. Then one of the mom turns around and looks at me with the pissed off look and says "its ok, he will get them next time" I looked at my wife and said "I refuse to accept that and allow my son to get pussified"

    We get back to the truck and of course the first thing I say is what was up with that SO. My son looks me square in the eye and says "I knew it was to high but I was bored because their pitchers sucked, I just wanted to hit something." I went from to :angry: to :huh: to :mulletsmug: once I realized my son was a true :americanzi: and he is going to someday fuck all those stupid parents daughters and step on their sons' throats.

    long story short, we are making pussyass kids and my son isnt gonna be one of them
     
  2. Irush

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    plays baseball?

    he's a pussy
     
  3. bro

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    sounds like moms acting like moms and you being way to fucking hard on your kid for playing little league.

    glaring at your kid for striking out? you sound so badass
     
  4. Sounds like you have a disciplined youngster there. ha not.
     
  5. Legend

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    i bet your son turns out to be a loser like his old man
     
  6. ohhaithur

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    pretty impressive considering how shitty his dad is
     
  7. righty

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    Cool story
     
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  8. righty

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    psyche
     
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  9. bro

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    I agree 'our' kids are being pussified... but this is a turrible example
     
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  10. EdmondDantes

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    i guess on base percentage isnt a valued metric in your household
     
  11. JeremyLambsFace

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    Should have told him to save that shit for batting practice and take another walk like a god damn man.
     
  12. devine

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    too much variance or something like that
     
  13. 20/20/20/20

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    so he abandons his plate discipline to selfishly swing at a ball?

    should teach your son about the value of getting on base and how it helps his team win

    he seems to be more about himself than the team
     
  14. Dan Patrick

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    Exactly what I was thinking. I dont have a problem with walks or getting hit because it helps your team. Swinging at a ball clearly out of the strikezone is no good.
     
  15. TheChatch

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    When you get done going all Marv Marinovich on him, save an extra 10-15 minutes for samarrand's kid. I hear he's looking for someone to show him how to put his glove on.
     
  16. Dan Patrick

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    You dont think telling kids they did good by doing something stupid that they know they shouldnt have done isnt teaching pussification? Im not gonna tell my kids they had a really good try, get next time kiddo.
     
  17. duc15

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    need to teach your kid about the importance of a good OBP
     
  18. og543ss

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    you probably think wins is an important stat for pitchers
     
  19. Nole96SC

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    More like "I knew it was to high but I was tired of this stupid shit and was ready for it to be over, I just wanted to get home and play with my dolls."
     
  20. killerwvu

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    it was his first game
     
  21. bro

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    Who cares what other parents do? Just stop glaring at your kid for striking out
     
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  22. -Prime-

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    A dad trying to live through his son, cute. Cool Story brah
     
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  23. Kirk Fogg

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    Hey Dan Patrick, is this what your kid looked like?
    [​IMG]
     
  24. Zap Branigan

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    dan patwic pls
     
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  25. Dan Patrick

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    No Id probably laugh if he did that.
     
  26. Gtr

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    One lash per strike imo.
     
  27. jorr80

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    I was at the game...check out the live footage from my phone
     
  28. spagett

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    Your son seems a lot cooler than you. How about you support your son no matter how badly he sucks at baseball from now on.
     
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  29. Dan Patrick

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    I dont know if one per is enough.
     
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  30. BamaDrew

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    Should probably beat your wife then have your wife beat your kid so he grows up hating her instead of you otherwise he will probably end up gay.
     
  31. Louis Holth

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    There is no surprise this is a Bama fan.
     
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  32. momux

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    Since this thread sucks, I'm hijacking. Here's a picture of an American kid taking down an African lion with a bow and arrow.

    [​IMG]
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    I used to taunt stage dads like you when I played baseball
     
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  34. Mr. Bean

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    another shitty parent :shocker:
     
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  35. bro

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    that's kinda sad actually
     
  36. Aaron Hernandez

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    anyone else find the thread title "Pussification of our fucking kids" strangely pedophiliac?
     
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  37. keacali

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    Yeah it is, that was the gayest thread hijack ever
     
  38. keacali

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    So many likes handed out ITT. Good job team
     
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  39. TheChatch

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    I only got one.

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  40. keacali

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    Fixed that. I accidentally skipped you ohhai and a couple others. The title of Americas Bad Boy means that shit.like that might happen from time to time as I'm playing by my own rules
     
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  41. Beemer

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    So your son lacks the self discipline to set aside immediate and temporary gratification for the good of the team and himself, and you're proud of him?
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Or he just has an awful eye and is good at making up bullshit excuses
     
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  43. Cornelius Suttree

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    a kid trying to emulate Jeff Francoeur's plate approach is a LOT cooler than some kid paying money for the opportunity to go kill one of the greatest animals on the planet
     
  44. * J Y *

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    Shocker you ask him about swinging at a ridiculous pitch and he gives you some douchey answer. Wonder where he gets that from?
     
  45. Clown Baby

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    And said first hit was probably an infield hit

    EMBARRASSING
     
  46. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Kid isn't pointing at god, btw.

    He's pointing at this lion's ghost dad in a cloud.
     
  47. Ace Boogie

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    Anybody who thinks it is alright to kill one of the coolest things on earth just because they can is a supreme faggot. I would like to shoot him with a fucking bow and arrow. That doesn't make me a hypocrite either, because that lion is awesome and he is a piece of shit.
     
  48. BlazingRebel

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    Your son will be the next Jose Constanza congrats you should be so proud.
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  49. TheChatch

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    If he shot the lion with B&A on foot, it's not so faggoty.

    There's pretty much no way this was the scenario, as he was likely in a Hum-V with a 30.06 and just took the B&A with him for the shot. Why he took this photo, in this pose, is beyond me.