Pussification of our fucking kids

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Dan Patrick, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Ace Boogie

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    More like Jose CAN'T STANDYA
     
  2. BlazingRebel

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    well played
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  3. Ace Boogie

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    I just think it is shitty no matter the situation. I doubt he went and fed his family lion filet's for the next month. I don't understand why a safari isn't enough for people, why is there the need to kill one of the most badass animals on earth. Its not like it was threatening his life or some shit, he went out with the intent of killing a lion just for the fuck of it.
     
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  4. Croomsday

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    or we're making kids that are afraid of going to the optometrist
     
  5. hudson

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    one simple phrase.

    "don't tell me how to raise my kid, and I'll stop pissing in your azaleas."
     
  6. TheChatch

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    I'm not condoning it, but if you're on foot with a B&A, you're giving the lion a sporting chance, and putting yourself in harm's way. Again, he probably capped it from a vehicle with a high powered rifle.
     
  7. Clown

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    Chris Benoit thought his kids were pussies for tapping out
     
  8. jwpearl

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    just the thread backfire I was looking for after reading that dipshit OP

    you men make me proud
     
  9. Mustard Tiger

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    OP's son strikes out

    OP gets mad

    Son tells OP "I was trying to hit the ball"

    Son is a badass

    Can't explain that
     
  10. Joe_Pesci

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  11. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    I coached a JV team two seasons ago and have plenty of stories about parents being faggots. It was rarely the kids man... It was always some parent thinking they were all knowing and not letting me run the team how I wanted. I would always calmly explain my motives then they would just stare for a bit and i'd have to walk away.
     
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  13. Can I Spliff it

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    Bored at a baseball game? I don't get it
     
  14. Clutch

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    I get to umpire minor league this weekend. can't wait to lower these kids' self esteem
     
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  15. OHW

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    The guy that killed the lion is a big fag.
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    Agreed. I'm not a hunter, but if you're hunting literally just for the sport, not to kill a deer and eat that shit for the next six months (Venison, so good), fuck you. Especially African Safaris.

    Not to mention, people who think Teddy R was cool cause he went on safaris and killed elephants and zebras and shit piss me off.

    Also, after reading that OP, I'm so glad how this thread went. Your kid is fucking ten, if you want your kid to become a giant headcase or hate you, keep acting the way you do now. Teaching your son how to play, working on technique, correcting mistakes, etc is fine when you remember it's a game and act accordingly. When you start glaring at your kid and getting pissed at him is when you become one of "those" parents. Hard enough to be a kid with good parents, can't imagine having some douchebag for a dad that got mad at me because I struck out.
     
  17. dfmPSU

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    Thread title should be changed to Douchification of our Fucking Parents
     
  18. Hail Southern

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    I remember having the exact same talk with my dad when I was in the 5th grade, thats crazy, the reason the pitcher sucked so bad in my game was because it was drizzling and the ball was wet.
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    It seems that as soon as athletes started getting paid a fuck load and college got so expensive that many students need athletic scholarships, that a huge segment of parents became Marinovich lite.
     
  20. devine

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    i dont think you understand what minor league baseball is
     
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  21. Clutch

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    wut
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

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  23. Can I Spliff it

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    T-t-t-triple post
     
  24. TLAU

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    Haters gonna Hate

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    Don't support killing the lion though
     
  25. Lawnole23

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    Nothing manlier than being a dick to your kid. It's little league who gives a shit? Moms have always been like that. When I have a son I'm going to cheer for him no matter what and tell him he did a good job even if he sucks balls at whatever sport it is. If people think that's being a pussy then they can go fuck themselves.

    I had a Dad that was a dick when it came to sports and it pissed me off. I used to play church basketball for fun and was pretty damn good. My Dad used to yell shit at me for no reason during the games. My team had a 6'5 black guy that would not come get the ball when posting it up. I threw it up to him and he would not move forward 2 inches to get the ball. So the smaller guy kept running around him to get the ball.

    My Dad started bitching at me from the stands (he's been doing this shit every year since I started playing sports) so I just toss the ball to him and tell him to go play then. I'm already aware this is a cool story. Anyways, moral of the story don't be an asshole like my Dad to your children when they're just trying to have fun.
     
  26. Clubber Lang

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    Clutch going to give all the good calls to black kids and screw over the whities.
     
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  28. Fancy

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    OP, did you see if they've got any chocolate bananas?
     
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  29. Clutch

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    ill be surprised if I see a black kid playing
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Always love a good backfire thread.

    OP you're a faggot & your son will hate you in at least 3 years. Then turn to drugs. Probably meth and start fucking dudes to raise money to fuel his addiction.
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

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    Then he'll vote for Hillary Clinton

    The saddest dad
     
  32. AHebrewToo

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    That's weird. Yesterday my 10 year-old, relief-pitching, son intentionally threw three straight junk balls at some goofy looking kid with no plate discipline (probably a shitty dad) and struck him out. My wife even taunted his pissed-off dad by sarcastically saying, "it's ok, he'll get em next time," and snickered gleefully.
     
  33. Clubber Lang

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    ok, well gingers then. or left-handed kids.
     
  34. Lawnole23

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    I played for my school as well. Played with my friends in church league on weekends. Hilarious.
     
  35. CocknBalls

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    I'm still failing to find where the OP's story fits into the "Pussification of our fucking kids." Because your son is a pussy for giving up? Or because you think 10 year old kids should pitch better?
     
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  36. eHo

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    Parents who are super serious about kids in sports are tremendous losers. They are the male equivalent to those pageant moms.
     
  37. Joystick Izzy

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    Seems like a thread I would read on rivals, IMO.
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    I think he's mad b/c after he K'd, the other parents tried to support him by saying "Nice cut" "You'll get him next time"

    Fucking pussy ass other parents. Kid should've been killed, IMO
     
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  39. Pelican

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    The biggest problem I have is that you abbreviated strikeout with "SO" instead of "K."
     
  40. bro

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    tons of likes giving out for the first 15-20 posts

    :like:
     
  41. CocknBalls

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    Ahhh. Ok. That would make sense, but that would be more like the pussification of our parents.
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Encouragement/Positive Re-enforcement /= pussification
     
  43. JohnnyChimpo

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    Would love to shoot this faggot in the face with said bow and arrow.... then shoot you for posting this.
     
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  44. Biff Bridges

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    I support the senseless killing of any and all animals in the name of sport and taxidermy. Anyone who's heart aches for some random animal is a queer.
     
  45. AHebrewToo

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  47. Can I Spliff it

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    someone post the contents of the OP into the rivals free board and lets see how people respond
     
  48. Clown

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    Maybe that lion killed his father, and he is pointing up to let him know he got revenge
     
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  50. Daniel Ocean

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    your son struck out by swinging at bad pitches because he has zero attention span. your son was selfish instead of thinking of his team and getting on base and you are proud? congrats.