Pussification of our fucking kids

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Dan Patrick, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. TC

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    Yeah those things can take a fucking beating
     
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  2. Talking Head

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    Legit hunters care a lot about animals and are as active as anyone in making sure their populations remain intact. Poachers who hunt solely for one part of the animal do it for monetary gain. There aren't very many people out there who are just killing things just to kill them, without giving back in some manner.
     
  3. Talking Head

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  4. TLAU

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    the only real truth ITT is that the OP is a deadbeat dad with anger issues and a shitty understanding of the game of baseball
     
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  5. Can I Spliff it

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    rivals board poster material
     
  6. EdmondDantes

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    i get on the board and have 40 alerts

    i was like "wat"
     
  7. TC

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    Somebody for real post this on Rivals so we can see if their reactions differ from ours. Little sociological experiment
     
  8. TLAU

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    worst post in the thread besides the OP
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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  10. Biff Bridges

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    #humblebrag
     
  11. angus

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    Nothing humble there.
     
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  12. Can I Spliff it

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    Wasn't calling you one. Saying that the OP's was
     
  13. TLAU

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    well then

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  14. VoodooChild5

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    First page of this thread was great. Except for the lion picture.
     
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  15. * J Y *

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    I'd imagine the op is the kind of person to get on Craigslist and meet up with Aeroforz1. Then he compensates for his faggitry by getting back on the Internet and acting like a hardass about a little league baseball game.
     
  16. AUB

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    Father & son are both pussies imo
     
  17. bro

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    nearing top 20
     
  18. Tommy Callahan

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    I'm sure that white kid didn't have a choice. You clearly brought your knowledge of hunting to this thread
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    WELL

    FUCK YOU
     
  20. Dayneface

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    What an strange, odd, amusing thread.
     
  21. jokewood

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    people have been killing lions with bows and arrows for thousands of years. that's not impressive at all. killing a lion with an oven mitt and trapper keeper... now that would impress me.
     
  22. LetItSoak

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    90% of "pussification" threads hinge on the assumption that at some point historically 10 year olds were all hardass marines who got that way by having shitty, overbearing parents who treated them like 40 year old men the second they slid out of their moms vag. I'm only 26 so maybe some older posters can enlighten me, when, historically, did American mom's NOT cheer for their kids at sporting events because the OP seems to believe it's some kind of new age phenomenon.
     
  23. Lyrtch

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    Basically, people think that parents used to all be sociopaths who treated their kids like shit.

    And they wish it was still this way.
     
  24. IHHH

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    Sporting events? Back in my days, kids were working at the factory.....and no, our moms were not there to cheer us on.

    That's me in the middle and working to my right is dan patrick

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  25. Buffs78

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    I am just pretending that the Lion is the one in thehebrew's avatar so it makes it somewhat ok.
     
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  26. soulfly

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    Your son will have committed suicide by the time he's 15. Sorry man.
     
  27. soulfly

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    He was getting bored because all of the other lions sucked.
     
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  29. Talking Head

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    I was talking to my mom about this the other day. She said that it wasn't that parents didn't give a shit about their kids, but they just didn't get all involved in their business like they do these days. She said they'd just send the kids out to play and didn't expect them back til dinner time. If they weren't doing well in school, parents blamed the kids instead of the teacher.

    Basically, they weren't assholes to their kids, they just didn't coddle them constantly. Be it critiquing the shit out of their swings or excusing their bad behavior with ADD or some other bullshit "disease." They didn't treat them worse or better, they just didn't treat them as much in general. I'm not saying that's a better or worse way of raising a child, but seems like people were a whole lot more self dependent back in the day than they are now and schools were sure as hell a lot better.
     
  30. KokoKrisp

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    All the time. I'd be pitching and hear someone's parents yell them something from the bleachers. Glare at them. Strike their kid out. Smile.
     
  31. bstaple12

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    For some reason this got me good
     
  32. wes tegg

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    Agreed. Being overly hard on your kid equally pussifies them.
     
  33. BlazingRebel

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    Uhh Clutch don't you mean little league baseball? Minor League would be MLB farm teams, and last time I checked they don't let high school kids umpire any game close to that level.
     
  34. angus

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    Delusions of Grandeur.
     
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  35. ANTWONE

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    Worse father: Dan Patrick or Sammarand?
     
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  36. Super tRUper

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    You dont happen to wear a blue tiger jumpsuit and drink obsessive amounts of coffee do you?
     
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  37. devine

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    i agree with the rest of your post but i hope you aren't saying that ADD/ADHD is a "bullshit disease." We are just advancing medically and becoming more aware of it. Obviously kids are being over-diagnosed now and days, but you can say that when our parents were in school there were a lot of kids that had ADD but went undiagnosed due to the lack of knowledge on it.
     
  38. wes tegg

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    Little league is a separate organization. Dixie Youth calls the age groups Pre-Minors, Minors, Majors, Dixie Boys, Dixie Majors, etc. I think Babe Ruth does somethings similar, too.
     
  39. AHebrewToo

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    Dan Patrick.

    samarrand is doing his kids a favor by neglecting them.
     
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  40. Clutch

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    I mean minor league. not sure if it's different where you are. where I am it goes T-Ball, Minor League, and then Little League. so I'm umping 7-8 year olds
     
  41. Talking Head

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    I don't think it's bullshit but i do think it's waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy over diagnosed.

    Your kid can't concentrate. Yeah, because he's a fucking kid.
     
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  42. tne

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    humblebrag
     
  43. JohnLocke

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    only time my dad got on to me during baseball is when i would walk back to the dugout after a strikeout...i appreciate that now
     
  44. IHHH

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    forward to 1:45 and you have dan patrick junior
     
  45. Clutch

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    the other day when i umped, a kid overran 2nd base and then dove back because he was about to be tagged. The 2nd baseman clearly tagged him out, but a fan (most likely the parent), thought i was wrong. As the kid is jogging back to the dugout, the fan yells to the kid, "HE WAS SAFE", "Dont worry about it ______ (kids name)", and then he said "YOU ARE TERRIBLE UMP". I just stand there and laugh it off, but the guy didnt think it was funny and still kept yelling at me and telling me how terrible i am and how i shouldnt be umping... was pretty funny
     
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  46. RogerSterling

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    Lost it at this.
     
  47. Aaron Hernandez

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    that the same wife thats getting pussified by other dudes?
     
  48. lastcup

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    I think it is real cool you are raising him as though he is your own.
     
  49. TwoPoor

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    Remember son: real men let their women fuck whatever strange guys they want.
     
  50. wes tegg

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