Pussification of our fucking kids

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Dan Patrick, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    great use of iron mike vs kid.
     
  2. Mr. Bean

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    i would always just walk up to the fence (at the end of the inning) and say something patronizing at this point. gotta nip that shit in the bud.
     
  3. lastcup

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    I am a p awFul poster, but with such a ridiculous softball, even op's son and his undisciplined plate approach would have at least been looking at extra bases.
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

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    I love this thread even more now. Love that he called her "his wife" in the op. In OP's America men let other men cum in their wives mouths and are proud when their sons are selfish team mates.
     
  5. Mr. Bean

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    i think you're 100% right. i was kicked out of the house to run around and cause trouble and i'm better for it.
     
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  6. MANPOW

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  7. I agree with you, but unfortunately in today's society running around and causing trouble is completely different.
     
  8. soulfly

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    Overfishing brah.
     
  9. Z

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    Definitely don't support berating a kid for striking out, but definitely share disdain for little league moms and dads that think their son can do no wrong.
     
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  10. ma3polo

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    The fuck? Sad?:edmond:
     
  11. ma3polo

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    OP reminds me of Hank Hill talking about Bobby.
     
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  12. Mr. Bean

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    yep, i wouldn't have been able to do that if i didn't live in a white bread suburb and i'm aware of that.
     
  13. wes tegg

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    Except Hank Hill would never let Peggy fuck another dude.
     
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  15. TwoPoor

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    Mom and dad can not help him, but maybe the guy who is fucking mom can.
     
  16. IrishLAX2

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    Dumptime has that sign on his bedroom wall
     
  17. Clubber Lang

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    nah your parents just did that so they could have sex.
     
  18. jhooked

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    Anyone killed a lion lately?
     
  20. supercity

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  21. Aaron Hernandez

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    rangers should put up this sign around their ballpark
     
  22. tee kay

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    during the summer my mom would lock the doors until meals. grandparents did the same thing at their farm during the summers too.
     
  23. Biff Bridges

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    Team Rural
     
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  24. Duval

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    swinging has really fucked over op in all facets of life.
     
  25. OopsPowSurprise

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  26. BlazingRebel

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  27. Dairy Queen

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    damn good thread
     
  28. PurcellSooner

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    I think I like Tigers more than Lions, honestly.
     
  29. BlazingRebel

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  30. lhprop1

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    Did you get kidnapped again? Are you trying to signal us to call the cops or something? If yes, bark twice.

    If not, strong bump.
     
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  31. wes tegg

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  32. BlazingRebel

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    Someone in another thread mentioned yelling at your kid when he strikes out so I remembered this thread.
     
  33. TwoPoor

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  34. BlazingRebel

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  35. Eric The Viking

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    This is the post that everyone else was looking to make. Bravo.
     
  36. Duval

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    Shame it was made before likes.

    I would have done numbers.
     
  37. Daddy Rabbit

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    Why are two old DP threads bumped today?
     
  38. Eric The Viking

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    Now that the thread has been bumped, maybe some context should be added to this post, for the newer posters who weren't around for the swinging escapades?
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    Dan Patrick now has an ex wife because he thought her wanting to fuck other people while they were still married was sexual liberation and not just a cheating bitch wanting some strange penis.
     
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  41. BlazingRebel

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    Found one felt it would be wrong not to bump the other
     
  42. Joe_Pesci

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    why was keacali going by "America's Bad Boy" when this thread was made
     
  43. Louis Holth

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    Because America needed a bad boy and he was the man for the job
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    cuz he bad boy for life
     
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  45. Louis Holth

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    *4lyfe
     
  46. a.tramp

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    Gone but almost forgotten. Rest in pieces user t k
     
  47. BudKilmer

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    Just 10 posts after the op and this is still perfection :laugh:
     
  48. bigred77

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