Questions you’ve always wondered

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    this is better put than I said it.
     
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    I need to do a rewatch. So funny.
     
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    In my personal experience, it happens when you're on a coffee table and having a tug of war vs. a hand towel, and you win.... causing you to tumble backwards off of said coffee table.
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  11. TLAU

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    Science Question

    Go to the golf course and drink well over a gallon of water/beer over a 4-4.5 hour time span. Sweat like crazy. Pee zero times. Google says that sweat is only ~1% urine. Where's the rest of it? Prior to googling that I pretty much assuming I was sweating out a lot of "piss" over that 4 hours. Maybe 4 hours of sweating out 1% pee at a high rate equates to taking 4-5 pisses?
     
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    Why all these questions and so little are answered?
     
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    Does taint size matter from a health standpoint?
     
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    Sweat contains mostly salts that we use to keep our electrolytes balanced - and some waste acids like urea in very, very small amounts.

    Exercise increases the activity of the sympathetic nervous system, the sympathetic nerves constrict small arteries - the renal afferent arterioles - that supply blood to the blood-filtering apparati of the kidneys. Exercise greatly reduces renal function (vs. your muscles receiving high priority e.g., blood circulation) meaning less urine is produced during something like golf.

    So when you sweat, you get rid of water that the body normally has to get rid of through the kidneys. Your sweating pulls more water out of your body and the kidneys start reabsorbing some of the water from your urine which concentrates it. Concentrated urine will begin to get darker as more water is pulled out of it.

    You body doesn't completely stop its urine production during exercise as it's always necessary to clean wastes from your blood/body. It's just toned down a metric ton as it's no longer a priority.
     
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    Are children small or just far away?
     
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  18. TLAU

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    makes sense why the piss after the round of golf is practically orange. also explains why the same phenomenon doesn't happen when outside drinking and sweating at the pool or on a boat

    :respek:
     
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    It's believed that the length and size of your fart conduit does have an impact on your sperms' health. Those with increased testicular temperature exhibit lower sperm counts and/or abnormal sperm anatomical misshapens.

    A smaller taint means that the scrotum isn't as far forward, but rather closer to the body, thus increasing your testicular temperature.
     
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    During open heart surgery, they remove your heart obviously. But you’re still alive while they ready the new one.

    why can’t some kind of become device be available to replace the heart all-together? I guess a better question would be, HOW do they keep you alive during the transition?
     
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    Do you mean a heart transplant?

     
  25. ARSENAL

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    No. I meant a heart translation. Only important ppl understand the 4 valves and sinus rhythm and atriums.
     
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    Think they remove your heart for all kinds of procedures nowadays.
     
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    Wasn't being a dick, was being serious. Watched that video this morning and it's a pretty good 15 mins on artificial hearts and where we're at.

    Cliffs: getting pretty close
     
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    HISTORIANS

    Most important battle of the revolutionary war? And why?
     
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    Graston Hill. It was pretty deep into the winter of 1786, Washington had split his army, leaving about 1/3 under the command of (future president) Gen. Chester A. Arthur near now-Claresburg, PA. The British, unaware of this split, tracked the main Continental army south from there. This allowed the remaining 3rd to flank them secretly from the rear. On January 7, 1787 Arthur’s group, led on the ground by Constable Franklin Covey, was able to sneak up on the British camp on top of Graston Hill, MD and take about 15% of the redcoat army and nearly 40% of their food and supplies hostage. Arthur and Covey had their men don the red uniforms and march the British nude, shackled penis-to-rusty-butt-plug, straight off the edge of river cliff into the Atlantic as another wave of redcoats cheered them on as they approached from the south. Shortly after this cliffing the disguised patriots made much love with the sex-starved British soldiers before massacring them in their tents and marching on to meet back up with George and VP of Research Gene Steratore. Big blow to British supplies and manpower.
     
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  43. ARSENAL

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    Why did that turn the tide of the war?
     
  44. racer

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    As stated above, it was a tremendous blow to British supplies and manpower. Rear Admiral Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage was quoted in regard to the incident as follows - “I’m never going to financially recover from this.”
     
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  48. IV

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