Rachel, Monica, or Pheobe

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by IV, Dec 1, 2020.

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Well?

  1. Rachel

    78.7%
  2. Monica

    16.1%
  3. Pheobe

    5.1%
  1. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Late 90s, early 2000s Jen was unreal
     
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  2. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  3. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Rachel til I fucking die
     
  4. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Fat Monica or skinny Monica?
     
  5. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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  6. Pelican Grove

    Pelican Grove You know me
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    I always preferred Courtney Cox
     
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  7. BellottiBold

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    Entirely this but Lisa Kudrow has aged spectacularly
     
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  8. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin
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    Haven't watched Friends, so personalities are excluded

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    MKF
     
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  9. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Timely. I’m watching this for the first time. Even early on, Rachel seems like a no brainer but holy shit Courtney Cox was a knockout.
     
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  10. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Rachel Green is one of the biggest smoke shows of all-time on TV. So easy:

    Marry Rachel (Bonus: Her dad is a doctor so the wedding is paid for)
    Fuck Monica
    Kill Phoebe
     
  11. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Courtney Cox was so hot until her Botox fucked her up.
     
  12. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    It’s interesting because I think peak Courtney Cox is hotter (and her role is funnier), but Rachel is more consistent

    But only Lopez has aged like Anniston
     
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  13. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Lopez has had a lot of work. Aniston looks older but hadn’t had as much. Still team Aniston over Lopez
     
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  14. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Could these poll results be any more lopsided?
     
  15. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    F- Rachel (no brainer)
    M-Monica (the cooking seals it)
    K-phoebe. (Never have to listen to her sing)
     
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  16. Charlie Conway

    Charlie Conway Touch that thang fo
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    Jennifer Aniston has a severe case of herpes :themoreyouknow:
     
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  17. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother here I go I’m gonna peacefully drink
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    anyone who doesn’t vote Rachel will be hanged and then banned
     
  18. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Janice don’t @ me
     
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  19. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Fine with me. It’s not like you can catch it twice.
     
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  20. TYdeFan05

    TYdeFan05 Roll Tuddy
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    I love a bitch. There’s such a thing as too bitchy, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    where are you getting this from?
     
  22. BellottiBold

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    :golfclap: but fyp imo
     
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  23. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    Phoebe, for sure.

    Gen X’s Luna Lovegood
     
  24. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    You can’t silence us! There are dozens of us!*

    *this claim of dozens is disputed
     
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  25. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    she’s a great cook and chef but that may not be as big of a bonus. Chef hours suck and she’s probably not all that excited to constantly cook at home after doing it all the time as work
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    it’s like you never watched the show
     
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  27. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    At no point in the show or irl was Courtney Cox ever hotter than Jennifer Aniston.
     
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  28. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Monica is an OCD nagger. Marrying her is the dumbest decision anyone could make. Bunch of fucking sadists on this board.
     
  29. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    she is also the type of person who would basically do everything at home and not complain about it if you play it the right way.
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    no slut shaming so I’ll put it this way, Monica was the most marrying type of the women on the show.
     
  31. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    She was the most annoying perfectionist. She’d drive me insane if I had to spend any amount of time with her.
     
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  32. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  33. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Kate Beckinsale and Liz Hurley would like a word...
     
  34. 2

    2 Gbr nfm
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  35. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews The bones are their money, so are the worms
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    disagree. Her weird short mullet haircut thing in the early seasons made her look awful.

    Rachel was hot in seasons 1-10
     
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  36. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes Team Mac OG
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    All three were neurotic, but Monica was neurotic in the most predictable ways; she wanted a clean house, she liked things planned, she wanted to do the cooking. Rachel, on the other hand, could change her mind on a dime, was stupendously hypocritical, and whenever she wanted something, she HAD to have it. Phoebe was in the unfortunate position of being an 8 with two 10s for best friends, and her difficult childhood means that sure, she’d be down for anything for a night, but she’ll keep you at an emotional distance.

    Def Monica.
     
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  37. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato Well-Known Member
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    In the first two season's of the show I was a Phoebe man and would have fought a motherfucker that argued.

    After season two it became apparent the producers wanted to make Aniston the clear cut focus and star so they actually uglied Phoebe up and made her an annoying eccentric. (Hair almost always tied back, frumpy, long, non-revealing clothes etc.) While actually working with Rachel's hair to make it iconic and shortening her skirts and tightening her clothes in general to accentuate her truly awesome assets. (Aniston's got a set of legs that fall into the 'Everybody Wants Some' category).

    Monica always existed somewhere in the middle having only a group of episodes throughout the entire run of the show where she was better looking than Rachel (this happened more frequently towards the end of the show) and uglier than Phoebe (When they gave Monica that terrible haircut).

    With this in mind

    F- Rachel
    M - Monica
    K- Phoebe

    and it's a shame because Phoebe was hotter than all of them in the beginning.
     
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  38. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    think Beck is 10 younger?
     
  39. TC

    TC Recruiting has been good
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    This feels like a sucker answer...
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Plus Monica is a recovering fatty so you know she's gonna over compensate in the bedroom
     
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  41. LookslikeUofI

    LookslikeUofI Well-Known Member
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    Monica danced with Bruce Springsteen and dated Alex P Keaton before moving to NY. Definitely Monica. But would mess around with copier girl
     
  42. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
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    team Rachel but early Monica before Phoebe cut her hair was smoke
     
  43. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    Love me a crazy blonde so Phoebe it is
     
  44. TC

    TC Recruiting has been good
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    The OP doesn’t even say FMK...it just asks Phoebe Monica or Rachel
     
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  45. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    We've moved on, so fuck you.

    Marry OP, kill WC
     
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  46. TC

    TC Recruiting has been good
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    Monica looks like a bird and phoebe is not attractive
     
  47. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Maybe I'm playing with fire, but I feel like her perfectionist control issues could be redirected into doing all the shit I have no interest in doing. Make the bed wrong a few times, and I'll never have to do that again.
     
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  48. WC

    WC Bad Company, till the day I die.
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    I’m just here to drive content
     
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  49. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly everything is good here/please come home

    Monica when she was fat
     
  50. GoS

    GoS SUCKMYDICKANDCHOKEONIT-I YIELD MY TIME-FUCK YOU
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    ah yes

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    but also:

    annie or britta? (ducks)