Ranch Water

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Ranch Water

  1. Yes

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  3. WTF is Ranch Water

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  1. War Grundle

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  2. DUCKMOUTH

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    Doubt my local country club has Topo Loco, but I will enjoy a similar drink today at the pool with a different brand
     
  3. Barves2125

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    Curious if "once jerked off with dipspit" was disclosed on your country club application?
     
  4. DUCKMOUTH

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    If only these privileged White folks knew my past.
     
  5. DUCKMOUTH

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    Have moved on to margaritas. Better than Ranch Water
     
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  6. DUCKMOUTH

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  7. The Blackfish

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    This is N/A. As the point of a ranch water is not to be loaded with sugar.
     
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  8. Todd Bonzales

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    Go be a creep somewhere else.
     
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  9. DUCKMOUTH

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    Creeping or not. A top shelf margarita is better. These are facts
     
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  10. Todd Bonzales

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    New fancy handle I got it Dick’s Sporting Goods retail store.

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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You had to make it an adult sippy cup
     
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  12. Reebok

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    Appreciate you guys getting me on the ranch water train, I’ve been enjoying the refreshment mixed with the diesel level of tequila it can support. But I’ve ventured upon a new concoction as supplies have run low. If you’re a watermelon margarita person, I’ve mixed 2.5oz tequila, some lime juice and watermelon (pasteque) Lacroix and it is marvelous. Not as fizzy as a topo Chico but more flavorful.
     
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  13. BellottiBold

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    I buy this juice on occasion that I find a little syrupy sweet. "Smart Juice" brand. But mix it with topo and :blessed: ensues
     
  14. infected donkey

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    Just mowed the yard and about to partake in a little Ranch Aqua.
     
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  15. infected donkey

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    Went to pick up a lunch pizza and stopped by the liquor store on the way home and picked up a bottle of Don Julio 1942, I have a tequila problem.
     
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  17. Volholic16

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    I’ve had a couple.

    Avion Blanco
    Topo Lime
    Squeezed lime

    Got the Braves on TV.

    So damn good.
     
  18. The Blackfish

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    Blasphemy
     
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  19. theregionsitter

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    Had my first today

    topo
    Hand squeezed lime
    Casa migos

    amazing
     
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  20. whiteboy

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    Been seeing ads for this stuff recently on social media and my local liquor store got some so I gave it a try. I should’ve known better.

    3.5/10 do not recommend.

    Will stick to my personally mixed concoction.

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  21. El_Pato

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    1942 is ok, if you're going Don Julio then get the 70, better taste and cheaper
     
  22. infected donkey

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    Taken me 2 weeks to get some more topo chico, got a 24 pack of the twist of lime.
     
  23. John McGuirk

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    Liquor store was out of the blanco tequila I normally drink so I got reposado.

    I think I prefer reposado...
     
  24. infected donkey

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    Get that vanilla flavor.
     
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  25. John McGuirk

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    Gives it a little more depth. Little smoother
     
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  26. Volholic16

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    Yes
     
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  27. Keef

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    Almost Ranch Water season
    :blessed:
     
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  28. Goose

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    Ranch water season never ends
     
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  29. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Is ranch water allowed for #WhiteboySummer? Going to have to check with Chet to get a ruling on that
     
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  30. LickerMan

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    Ranch water and the Masters. A tradition unlike any other.
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  31. wes tegg

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    How are the canned "Ranch Waters?" I keep seeing the ads, but haven't tried it.

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  32. a.tramp

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    I crushed 2 x 750mL bottles of Casamigos Blanco on the beach this past weekend drinking ranchies. Never gets old.
     
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  33. a.tramp

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    They are okay if you do not go into it expecting the same taste as Ranch Water. It is in the Hard Seltzer crowd with Trulys and the like.
     
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  34. steamengine

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    I like making my own but I don’t do hard seltzers regardless.
     
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  35. VTA

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  36. The Blackfish

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    Why is this the first I’m hearing of this? Would’ve expected pics of ranchies
     
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  37. a.tramp

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    I basically had my phone away from me all week. Too much work the past 2 months and I needed to relax. And spend time with my boy. These were the type of pics I did get this past week.

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  38. The Blackfish

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    I forgive you
     
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  39. Barves2125

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    My wife's organizational skills coming in clutch for my little ranch water beach kit.

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  40. Tommy Callahan

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    I saw your snap and came here knowing exactly what was going to be posted. Thanks for not letting me down
     
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  41. Barves2125

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    The snaps are for the laughs. The shitposts are for the likes.

    Put that on a shirt why don't you.
     
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  42. Barves2125

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    I also posted it in a GroupMe with the best caption of the lot --

    "The rare overlap on the Venn diagram where my wife's organizational skills and my desire to get drunk come together."
     
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  43. The Blackfish

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    Barves2125 sitting on the beach furiously posting that picture on any and every medium.
     
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  44. Tommy Callahan

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    Here I am stuck in Bruno...
     
  45. Barves2125

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    I'm trying to find someone to hold my phone so I can do a dance and get it on TikTok.
     
  46. TLAU

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    This one that was posted on page 2 is better than any margarita I've ever had. It's not the purist ranch water bc it adds Patron Citronge as a 2nd tequila. The first few years I was drinking them I honestly thought ranch water was some treasure they invented

    https://punchdrink.com/recipes/ranch-616-ranch-water/

    Also every year older I get the more likely multiple margaritas is going to give me ridiculous heartburn which ranch water does not
     
    #346 TLAU, Jul 10, 2021
    Last edited: Jul 10, 2021
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  47. TLAU

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    Someone gave me a white bottle of this for doing a quick tax return for them. I couldn't tell a difference between it and the espolon tier. Not something I would spend $80-100 on a bottle of. I've had very few tequilas that I actually drank straight and thought okay this is not as terrible as run of the mill tequila, but they were at places that had tequila flights and I didn't think to actually make a note of it in the phone like I do with wines and other alcohols.
     
  48. bro

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    any reviews?

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  49. miles

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    Was introduced to Topo Chico through these and at this point I pretty much just have a 12 pack of the twist of limes in my house at all times. It's ruining regular drinking water for me.
     
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  50. kinghill

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    This Clase Azul reposado tequila was delicious.

    what other kinds of tequila are just as tasty for sipping but not as expensive?