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  1. BamaNug

    BamaNug Half is a lie, but the good part's true
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    I've taken that exit a hundred times. It's pretty tight.

    The I5 corridor thru DT Seattle is an absolute cluster of a fuck
     
  2. Shinzonᴵᴵ

    Shinzonᴵᴵ °°°°
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  3. pearl

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    True swarming, suffocating defense.


     
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  4. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  5. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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  6. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    This page has been a tough read so far. I have nothing to add except:

     
  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Damn, that's a good ass tackle.
     
  8. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    Is there liability on the employer’s end if one of these security guards gets stabbed/shot “doing their job” as opposed to calling the cops/getting a license plate number?
     
  9. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Pretty sure it's just a worker's comp claim.
     
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  10. laxjoe

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  11. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  12. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    I’m not sure about liability, but in Chicago it has been reported that insurance companies require the security to not retaliate.
     
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  13. soulfly

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    Can only speak to WA stuff, but absolutely. It’s even worse for any thief that gets fucked up by any semblance of loss prevention. Pretty much across the board don’t touch people.
     
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  14. chuckmasterflex

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    My understanding is that whatever merchandise someone can grab and run off with, isn't worth the legal exposure of the security guards trying to subdue them.
     
  15. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Back in the day when I worked at circuit city we were told to NOT do this because if we got hurt we would be SOL since it’s not our job to tackle thieves
     
  16. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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  17. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    It would just be a workers comp claim. Medical and indemnity on a worker getting hurt is more than whatever they’re stealing.
     
  18. Professor Moriarty

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    Back when I worked at Best Buy, the security dudes would just take still images of the security videos looking down girls shirts or their asses.
     
  19. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    I've noticed that no one believes in gender roles more than Harley people. You never see a dude riding on the back of a woman's bike.
     
  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Took Hank Hill a couple of hard lessons of pissing off his wife and then losing his glasses before he finally road behind Peggy.
     
  21. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    You also never see a dude riding behind another dude.

    edit - short story that turned out to be pretty long


    I ride a Harley sometimes. I have an old sporty that I tinker with and it runs about half the time. I bought it from a small dude who had turned it into a cheap cruiser so I’ve spent some time removing stupid shit from it - changing it back to mid controls, removing the mini-apes, taking off a lot of studs and decorative bolts, etc.

    If you don’t know, bikers like to wave to each other when they pass, kinda like they’re throwing a low high five from the other side of the road. Some Harley riders won’t throw the low five to sport bike riders. I like to pretend that they are playing Rock Paper Scissors and I usually throw rock and then pretend I lost. I’m an idiot sometimes and I humor myself.
    One day my brother was over at my mom’s house and didn’t have a car. I was on my bike and he wanted to go to the store so I gave him a ride on the back of my bike.
    On the way there I passed a bunch of bikes, it was a nice day. Some of them would throw the sign, then realize that the dude on the back of my bike was another dude and take it back real quick.
    That was funny to me also.
     
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  22. BamaNug

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  23. timo

    timo molto bene
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  24. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Confirmed.

     
  25. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Why can’t people understand zipper merge when road work is forcing two lanes to one? It keeps the flow of traffic moving and saves everyone time. You are not being skipped and on the other side there is no need to stop half mile back and wait for someone to let you move into the flow/open lane.
     
  26. laxjoe

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    What are you replying to?
     
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  27. b0ne5

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    Fuck you man. Not cool.
     
  28. dblplay1212

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    Yoooooooooo hell na fuck is wrong with people?
     
  29. a.tramp

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    Having grown up on a farm, that is how you turn a boar into a barrow, a bull into a steer, and so on and so forth. Seems wasteful to use metal when a heavy duty rubber band will work but oh well.
     
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  30. bigred77

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    The squeeze at the end got me
     
  31. ClemPson

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  32. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Just a random thought
     
  33. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
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    Pretty sure that dude has beans and the frank in there.
     
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  34. buckwild

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  35. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Ah ok. Just meant to post in the random thoughts thread?
     
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  36. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    That's fellow Husk and #1 ranked pound for pound boxer in the world, Bud Crawford's, daughter.

    :themoreyouknow:
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    for real?
     
  38. bigred77

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  39. 1

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  40. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    How is that impressive? I could have taken twice the amount of time to put my shoe back on and still beaten those kids by a much wider margin than she did.
     
  41. Simon Templar

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    Yeah but that razor slit and then the blue juice if you don’t want to wait for them to fall off
     
  42. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins This carpet is overdue for a good moppin
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  43. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Um why?
     
  44. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Crass with a friend, trying to be funny

    Seems like a scene from a Richard deen Stanton sci Fi movie that should've been made
     
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  45. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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