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  1. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Ol' goopy eye, they called him
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    Should say 2nd Free Cream Pie. If they're Moms, they already got one.
     
  2. ashy larry

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    explain
     
  3. One Two

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    You see Ashy, when a man and woman love each other very much, they sometimes do something called “having sex”. And if they really love each other or are intoxicated, it might be “raw dawg”.
     
  4. ashy larry

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    minor clarification: raw dog is when you eat a hotdog with no condiments. i only know this because my wife and her coworker Jason frequent a hotdog shop for lunch a few times a week. i was using her work device once and she even has “raw dog appointment with jason eggplant emoji” on her calendar. he’s such a nice guy for befriending her
     
  5. One Two

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    I love a good raw dog
     
  6. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    happy to help
     
  7. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Oh hey, I think I work with your wife!
     
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  8. ashy larry

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    thanks for everything, Jason. she’s so excited about the promotion! it’s a blessing for our family. the timing couldn’t be any better- we’re expecting!
     
  9. beerme

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    Haha this is the content I pay for
     
  10. ClemPson

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    My wife found my internet search history for “Asian Creampie” and she didn’t believe I was searching for new business ideas.

     
  11. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Damn y’all on a heater today
     
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  12. enjj

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    I’m glad y’all enjoyed my cream pies.
     
  13. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Ol' goopy eye, they called him
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    Cream pies vs creme pies. The homophone where both lead to swollen abdomens in females.
     
  14. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Man this killed me for some reason

     
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  15. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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  16. fattus

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    I guess I’m sexist.
     
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  17. Drown ‘Em

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    I was only picturing the hands of the snake milker and I have no idea if they were male or female hands because they were also gloved.
     
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  18. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  19. ~ taylor ~

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    His name is Carl and he is in an unhappy marriage. He was ambivalent about living or dying after he was bit, but once he was saved he found a new energy. He's getting a divorce and will finally go with his buddy Jason to double team that gal Jason works with.
     
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  20. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I was actually picturing Brie Larson milking a snake
    :yousoricky:
     
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  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    If they were gloved then they wouldn't need antivenom. Gloved don't protect from bites?
     
  22. laxjoe

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  23. Drown ‘Em

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    The glove punctured because it was old.
     
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  24. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    I was picturing her milking my snake. I guess that means I'm not sexist.
     
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  25. Josey Wales

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    For sniffing the shoes while straddling the ball return >
     
  26. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  27. Han Solo

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  28. fattus

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    Wait, I’m sexist if I thought of a male, right?
     
  29. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    My local snake milker is a woman, so I think the profession is finally breaking that glass ceiling.
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    If we we’re talking snakes. My third grade friend brought a baby Kingsnake in a jar to show and tell.

    Living an a more wooded area, his parents made him give it to me to release it. I did that. And then I had this really pretty snake that I’d see 4-5 times a year. He got about 5 1/2 feet long till he was run over by a car.
     
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  31. laxjoe

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    :laugh: at the extended discussion stemming from a Clickhole tweet
     
  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'm assuming everyone knows that's satire, maybe that was a bad assumption.
     
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  33. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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  34. beerme

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  35. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Sounds like Master Splinter sucks at putting his guys in natural positions
     
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  36. bigred77

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    He was thinking outside the box
     
  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    “Percy Harvin…offensive line, you will play.”
     
  38. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    is this a master yoda crossover to master splinter?
     
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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    You don’t get to be a master following common English syntax
     
  40. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Splinter > Yoda
     
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  41. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    My God. It’s magnificent

     
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