Little dumbass kids always trying to make the moment about them fuck em hope he did get tossed prob the last time he’ll be light enough to get tossed so hope you enjoyed the experience mf
Damn tourist ruining everything. You can’t even enjoy a romantic getaway or honeymoon in Gatlinburg anymore.
I would imagine you should probably refrigerate the cum if you’re going to eat it later. But that’s just me. What kind of idiot just keeps it under the sink, right?
Learn something new every day: Cooking With Semen by Michael Y. Park on 01/08/09 at 03:47 PM Exactly how dedicated are you to the concepts of recycling, scrimping and using all-natural products in your food? If you're willing to put your money-shot where you mouth is, you'd send away for a copy of the cookbook "Natural Harvest," which goes into stomach-churning detail about how to store, prepare and serve semen as food. Yes, it has really, erm, come to this. "Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties," the book's description goes. "Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that." second edition is already on the way. Right off the bat, you get a recipe for a cocktail (a White Russian, naturally): 2 oz. vodka 1 oz. coffee liqueur cream or milk ice cubes 1/2 oz. semen Then there are the "Creamy Cum Crepes," which are regular crepes filled with cottage cheese and two tablespoons of man juice. Yum. I'm suddenly reminded of that Vice magazine where the guy eats frozen lollipops of his own man seed. (And then vomits profusely, if I remember correctly.) And there are tips I'll bet you didn't know about cooking with sperm, like: - Semen cooks like egg whites, not mayonnaise. - If you want good-tasting semen, drink lots of ginger tea (at least that's what the chefs working on the cookbook found out for themselves). - If you want to maximize your semen output, collect it after a restful night's sleep or extended foreplay. Suddenly that Family Life class where you learned about "teaspoonfuls of ejaculate" makes sense, huh? Intriguing or gross? Would any of you try a semen-based recipe? More importantly, who can come up with the funniest hed that ought to have gone on top of this post? Let the innuendo-laden puns commence!
This is not a joke. What she wrote sounds like Episode 3 and 4 of a six part serial killer documentary.
Isn’t this a fake site? Still a hilarious headline edit: seems real and I was confusing it with another abc website
You are probably right. For some reason I thought there was an ABC website that posted fake headlines/articles, but I am probably thinking of something else. I also didn’t realize it was a verified Twitter account edit: this is the site I was thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABCnews.com.co
They should have consulted bertwing from the beginning. That guy knows spicy sausage pics like no other and can spot them instantly.
I mean, according to new abortion laws, it seems like jacking off into a jar is an abortion and feeding the semen to someone is making them eat the aborted babies. Millions of little aborted babies.