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  1. TheFreak55

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    I miss the good ole days when thats what this thread was for
     
  2. Eathan Edwards

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    Why would you do this to yourself?
     
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  3. Boo MFer!

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    No kink shaming.
     
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  4. Eathan Edwards

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    I wasn't even shaming - but there are some women out there rocking absolute hogs based on my google search I just did after he posted about it.

    Thanks El Tiburon
     
  5. glimmer

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    for sure. it’s got a much softer mouthfeel
     
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  6. El Tiburon

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    See? Morbid curiosity is a bitch!
     
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  7. Boo MFer!

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    Might I suggest One Night in Chyna?

    May she Rest In Peace.
     
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  8. ashy larry

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    happy anniversary to all who celebrate

     
  9. ashy larry

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    hike up your skirt a little more, and dump 800 pounds of human waste onto me

    :song::violin::drumroll:
     
  10. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Never knew the poop landed on a sightseeing boat. Shitty situation
     
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  11. ashy larry

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    sweet like candy toooo my soul, feces rock and feces roll

    :song::violin::drumroll:
     
  12. Drown ‘Em

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    What would you say?
    (Don't drop the big one)


    :song::violin::drumroll:
     
  13. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Ol' goopy eye, they called him
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    "E . Coli, in my eye"
     
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  15. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  16. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode stacking krabby patties
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  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Are you serious? I feel this is extremely self explanatory especially with glimmer posting it
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i bet it does
     
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  19. dblplay1212

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    Some things aren't always as obvious as they seem so I figured I'd ask to know for sure.
     
  20. Daddy Rabbit

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    Reddit.com/r/growyourclit
     
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    southlick "Better Than You"
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  22. steamengine

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    Has the corn video been posted?
     
  23. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Yes, and it has the juice.
    Have a corntastic day!
     
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  24. steamengine

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    Ok good. Figured I was late.
     
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  25. DollarBillHokie

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    Weird. That was the perfect opportunity for the pitcher to grab his own balls and ensure no batter the rest of the game got anywhere near the plate.
     
  26. ashy larry

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    the perfect tweet doesn’t exis-

     
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  27. fish

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    That east Texas team shows no mercy. They tried to go for 20 against west Texas.
     
  28. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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  29. bro

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  30. a.tramp

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    Oh lord, that kid scored a flawless killshot
     
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  31. TC

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  32. a.tramp

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    Great pic but seems pretty reductive. It is rather unlikely that nervous system can sustain itself without food, water or blood.
     
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  33. TC

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    Listen here ya organic space suit
     
  34. pperc

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    Hence the organic space suit
     
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  35. a.tramp

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    Yeah, that is the part I take issue with. The nervous system did not grow itself. Nor can it keep itself alive. Bones, skin, hair, ears, and all that nonsense, sure. But that mass of conduit and wiring does not exist to think and function without power.
     
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  36. ashy larry

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  37. pperc

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    oh, i just think of all that other stuff as part of the suit too
     
  38. 1

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    You seem like you'd be a blast to have at a party!
     
  39. Drown ‘Em

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  40. DUCKMOUTH

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    Damn


    Mississippi now leads the world in mass incarceration
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    Mississippi’s incarceration rate is skyrocketing, rising more than 1,500 in less than six months.That population now exceeds 18,000 — the highest rate since April 2020. MDOC

    By Jerry Mitchell
    Mississippi Center for Investigative Reporting

    Mississippi is now the world’s leader in putting people behind bars — more inmates per capita than any state or nation, including China, Russia and Iran, according to the World Population Review.

    “Is there a political price to be paid for foolishly sticking with a failed system that’s made us the world capital of mass incarceration?” asked Cliff Johnson, director of the MacArthur Justice Center at the University of Mississippi School of Law. “What’s it going to take for Mississippians to realize that the mass incarceration we have carried out for decades has made us less safe, rather than safer?”

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    Across the U.S., the number of those in prison in the U.S. is 16% lower today than before the pandemic, according to the Vera Institute of Justice, but Mississippi’s rate is skyrocketing, rising more than 1,500 in less than six months. That population now exceeds 18,000 — the highest rate since April 2020.

    “We have perfected throwing people away for long periods of time,” Johnson said, “and yet after decades and decades of this approach, Mississippians are more fearful about violent crime than any time I remember.”

    In September 2013, Mississippi had as many as 22,490 inmates behind bars. In the years since, reforms and an aggressive Parole Board, headed by a veteran law enforcement officer, reduced the number of inmates to the lowest level in two decades. On Feb. 7, that population fell to 16,499, according to MDOC.

    But with Gov. Tate Reeves’ new board chairman, a former Chevron executive he put in charge in January, that trend has reversed itself.

    On Aug. 1, the prison population hit a high of 18,080.

    If this current trend continues, Mississippi would top 19,000 inmates before the end of the year and would surpass 22,000 inmates before the end of 2023.

    That additional prison population would cost taxpayers more than $100 million a year, based on the $53.72 per-day costcomputed by the state’s legislative watchdog.

    “We’re stuck in this futile cycle of throwing more money at prisons,” Johnson said. “Even with the Department of Justice breathing down our necks, we can’t handle the people we have.”

    The Justice Department began investigating the Mississippi State Penitentiary in Parchman in 2020 after MCIR and ProPublica reported on the increases in grisly violence, gang control and subhuman living conditions. In April, the department reported that the prison’s conditions violate the Constitution.

    The department is investigating other prisons as well.

    Promises, Promises in Prison Reform
    When Gov. Phil Bryant, a Republican, signed House Bill 585 into law in 2014, the measure drew widespread praise from conservatives and liberals alike because it promised to reduce the prison population, save millions — $266 million, to be exact — and reinvest some of the money into programs for offenders.

    Instead, all of those savings went back into the state’s coffers, helping to pay for huge phased-in corporate tax cuts enacted in 2016, because the state was struggling to meet revenue estimates.

    Last year, Reeves signed legislation aimed at expanding parole eligibility to 3,000 more inmates, believing it could be a “net positive for Mississippi.” He later bragged about the significant reduction in inmates at Parchman.

    “I believe in second chances,” he said in an April 22, 2022, tweet. “I trust my Parole Board appointees to make wise decisions.”

    But since his appointment of a new chairman in 2022, the numbers of paroles have declined.

    When Steven Pickett chaired the board between 2013 and 2021, he said about six of every 10 inmates who appeared before the Parole Board earned their release. The board typically saw about 5,000 inmates a year.

    Now the board is rejecting far more requests. So far this year, about three-fourths of inmates who have appeared before the board have been rejected for parole.

    At the same time Mississippi is filling up its prisons, the state is lagging in programs that would help ensure that inmates don’t return.

    “The Mississippi Department of Corrections can’t have a rodeo or enough GED classes, because we don’t have the staffing,” Johnson said. “We probably can’t support more than about 12,000 incarcerated, but we’ve got 18,000.”

    Corrections Commissioner Burl Cain convinced state lawmakers to raise salaries of correctional officers in the 2022 legislative session.

    While hiring officers has proved a struggle, he said Tuesday, “We’re gaining ground. We’re going to show the Justice Department we’re moving along.”

    By fall, he hopes to have 80 schools for inmates to gain certification in engine repair, plumbing, welding, carpentry and other fields.

    By doing this, “we’ll reduce recidivism, and we’ll reduce violence,” he said. “About half of the 4,400 inmates we release each year will have a skill or trade.”

    He ran a similar program at the Louisiana State Penitentiary and saw the recidivism rate drop to less than 10%.

    He called Mississippi’s program “way more intense. We’re meeting a need.”

    Rather than hiring teachers on the outside, he’s using inmates certified in these fields to teach, he said.

    He praised the Parole Board. “We don’t want gangsters getting out,” he said.

    With this new training program for inmates, “we’re going to turn the curve,” he said. “We already have people from Alabama coming to see how we do things.”

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    If the current incarceration trend continues, Mississippi would top 19,000 inmates before the end of the year and would surpass 22,000 inmates before the end of 2023. MDOC

    Alternatives to Prison Part of the Solution
    Cain has also started an alcohol and drug program at the once-shuttered Walnut Grove Correctional Facility that houses 32 inmates in a 90-day addiction program.

    Pickett said such programs play an important role in treatment for Mississippi inmates, three-fourths of whom are battling alcohol or drug problems or both.

    For example, he said, if a parolee is caught with meth and has failed to report to his parole officer for two months, what should the Parole Board do?

    Send him back to prison? Or to treatment?

    Locking him up in prison for a year won’t cure his addiction, Pickett said. “All we are doing is putting him in a place that’s dangerous. Meth is just as prolific in prison as it is on the streets. It’s very, very sad.”

    The other option would be the Technical Violation Center.

    State Public Defender Andre de Gruy said the state needs to do a better job of utilizing this center.

    “Now that we’re number one in mass incarceration,” Johnson said, “we ought to stop and take a collective timeout and have a long conversation about whether we’re satisfied and whether we’ve had a good return on the billions we’ve invested.

    “Are we locking up more people because there’s something about Mississippians that make them morally deficient or more likely to commit crime? Or is there something more to this story?”
     
  41. pperc

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    hmmm, i wonder why people are so afraid of violent crime these days?
     
  42. TheFreak55

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  43. Harry Twatter

    Harry Twatter Brooks was here

    I love that they added that hot soundtrack
     
  44. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  45. goheels10

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    hnnnnnnnnng
     
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  47. HotMic

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    Is anyone else still dealing with Twitter AIDS?
     
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