Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Damn, that first one actually is a perfect representation of how fucked up America is, would sadly hear smoke alarms chirping so often when I talked with people at my call center job and could tell they were in some pretty shitty socioeconomic situations.

    I at least will not grab the first item off the shelf if it's something that isn't sealed like that.
     
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  2. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Who takes the first thing off of the shelf that's been handled by dozens of people? no thanks
     
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  3. bigred77

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    That last one got me way more than it should
     
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  4. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Spencer you monster

     
  6. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    Someone in my building posted this on the HOA site and i laughed out loud during a work call. i suppose it's a nice and well-meaning gesture but it feels very white lotus-y
     
  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  8. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  10. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    absolute psychopath behavior to trust the people in your building to give you correct translation over google.
     
  11. Eathan Edwards

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    Pretty predictable mugshots for this crime:

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  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Belongs in the cop thread too but thought it should get more air

     
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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    I would have responded with, "it's 'muay malo toro' and her name is Burgetta."
     
  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That dude on the right steal a sweet roll in Imperial City or something?
     
  15. WhiskeyDelta

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    Good thing those train drivers get paid sick leave now oh wait
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    This is reminiscent of the tunnel scene in Sicario

     
  17. El Tiburon

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    “Snip it?”
     
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  18. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  19. Boo MFer!

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    This coming from the same state that churned out both Liberty University and Nandor the Relentless, so that tracks.
     
  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Bitch you from Florida.
     
  21. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Yes, with a degree from the Harvard of the South! Bitch.
     
  22. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    ITT Tech doesn’t count as a real degree
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    Goddamn. Burn unit.
     
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  24. MLS

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    Has this not already been discussed? We went to the premiere and the club got sited for allowing the llama at the bar.
     
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  26. Simon Templar

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    You went to Vandy?
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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    Silly Simon. No.
     
  28. bigred77

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    What?
     
  29. The Goat

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    Going to just assume the llama is poly.
     
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  31. bro

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    :laugh:
     
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  32. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Punishment: Locked in solitary confinement. Random hours of the day a SWAT team kicks down the door and assault them. For a year.
     
  33. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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  34. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Let the man live lol.

     
  35. IV

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    Own it SLJ
     
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  36. WillySaliba

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    :laugh:
     
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  37. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    So they pull over demanding a fight and the second the other car gets out the dude begs for them to stop. Gotta rule in favor of the car that’s filming here.

     
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  38. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  39. Josey Wales

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    Couple in the car filming has definitely been in tag team matches before. It was second nature for the woman in yellow and she immediately took her down.
     
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  41. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  42. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Damnit now I need to know the line
     
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  43. seanofthedead86

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    12 Years a Slave, Us, and Little Monsters are her bigger movies. She also voices Maz Kanata in the last star wars trilogy.
     
  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I've seen this clip a couple dozen times but holy shit is this maybe the best use of it ever.

     
  45. pearl

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    Nakia from the Black Panther movies.
     
  46. bro

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    An A list actress.
     
  47. Josey Wales

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    Holy shit, Sal?!
     
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