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  1. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    No Skillcraft? :crossedarms:
     
  2. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    In the disposable game this is the only correct answer tbh

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  3. Equinsu ocha

    Equinsu ocha I like to party
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    Servers use #7 so people stop stealing their goddamn pens.
     
  4. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I went to a meeting the other day where there was a brand new 7 waiting at my seat.

    Didn’t write.
     
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  5. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    #1 Uniball vision for life
     
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  6. Baseballman86

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    1 and 2 are great at smearing all over the place
     
  7. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Big fan of #3
     
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  8. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Better off pricking yourself and using your blood.
     
  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    The lament of the amateur
     
  10. ClemPson

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    #3 but in blue is the correct answer.
     
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  11. ARSENAL

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    Pilot g2. Just glides across the paper like a newborn artic hare glides across the ice during the last days of winter in Saskatchewan.
     
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  12. mmm

    mmm Well-Known Member

    #3
    #5





    The rest.
     
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  13. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    #5 pilot g-05 for life
     
  14. hensleya

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    Being a person with lefhandedism, I feel targeted.
     
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  15. bigred77

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  16. bigred77

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    I'm sorry for your disability
     
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  17. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Was at a party in college and witnessed someone remove both ends of a #7 and then proceed to snort substances with the open tube. Always thought they were trashy pens before that, but that solidified it.
     
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  18. zeberdee

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    what you call trashy, I call versatile and resourceful.
     
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  19. laxjoe

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    2,4,n/a,5

    I didn’t get to participate in the steak, toast, coffee, so I am combing mine.

    it’s also soda not pop or coke
     
  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    A bit long for a tooter. That's more like what you use if you're freebasing off a piece of tinfoil
     
  21. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Yeah I would’ve thought so too. But apparently you can still get it through a longer toot-chute with no prob if you snort hard enough. Or are too dumb to use money or rip off a piece of paper.
     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    If it’s one of the white round Bic pens you just use a pair of scissors and cut it in half.
     
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  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Those are the actual best pens IMO. Nothing fancy but they write no matter what you’re bearing on and they don’t bleed all over the place
     
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    If you can’t flick the plastic thing off the cap then I really don’t have any respect for you.
     
  25. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    What would you do with the extra 4 minutes?
     
  26. WillySaliba

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    Post about pens.
     
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  27. Baron

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    #5
     
  28. ned's head

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    Writing instruments? In 2023? No thanks grandpas
     
  29. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Dude you're older than like all of us
     
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  30. ned's head

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  31. ClemPson

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  32. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    we’re going to be swimming in labia majora
     
  33. goheels10

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  34. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  35. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  36. DuckKin

    DuckKin Well-Known Member

    Dudes friends seem like a bunch of nerds.
     
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  37. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    The kind of immersive world Rowling would have wanted.
     
  38. Shawn Hunter

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    Use #7 at work for the patient pens. It does not stop them from stealing the pens.
     
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  39. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    team dan white tries really hard and often isn't that funny
     
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  40. ~ taylor ~

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    Newsflash: nobody steals a pen from waitstaff or a doctor's office on purpose; they just absent-mindedly pocket them.
     
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  41. kinghill

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    7 is the best and most consistent you’re crazy and also drink your coffee black - think we all know who the real serial killer is
     
  42. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    These are 2 very different things imo

    I don't steal waiters' pens. I absolutely take doctors office pens on purpose - if they're branded with the office name, they're marketing materials and meant to be taken.
     
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  43. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Not when you see them grab several and stuff them in their bag.
     
  44. Equinsu ocha

    Equinsu ocha I like to party
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    Sounds like someone that steals pens to me.
     
  45. ~ taylor ~

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    Yes, I didn't mean marketing materials. Which I don't think Nandor was referring to either.
     
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  46. ~ taylor ~

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    Like pens the nurses are using?
     
  47. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Maybe he was. Who cares, really.
     
  48. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    No
     
  49. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    So marketing materials they expect patients to take?