How can you expect him to have time to read posts when he’s constantly posting through the pain of not having a kitchen backsplash?
I worried briefly that this had already been posted. But then I was overcome by the deep existential dread of my lack of tile. Then, in a daze, I hit “post reply”
What is this?? A coin for giant ants?!? How can we expect people to carry this coin if they can’t even fit it inside their pockets?? It has to be at least…3 times smaller than this!
Kristi Yamaguccimane is one of the best fucking names I've ever seen If I wasn't such a memorable poster with tremendous posts, I'd consider changing it. But alas
Like if I have a daughter, she's going to be named Kristi Yammaguccimane [last name] She can go by Kristi, tho
Seems pretty gender normative of you to not consider naming a son Kristi Yammaguccimane. Could go by Kris if he didn’t like his full name.
The Seinfeld season of Curb being fourteen years ago makes me feel young and vibrant, as I was only five years old at the time of its airing
This is great. I remember being so revolted and gasping laughing at the point Larry yelled finish the fucking joke