Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. bigred77

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    Ask em if you can try it out
     
  2. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

    not only is he the president, he’s a client
     
  3. Joey Freshwater

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    Damn that’s unfortunate. I see. It’s like a 8-9% failure rate. That sucks that’s kinda worrisome, I’d rather not do it multiple times as I’ve heard it’s pretty rough for a few days (plus like a 2-3 month real “recovery”)
     
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  4. wes tegg

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    The real recovery is about a year. You’re swollen for 3 months. I had mine in March and still carry around ayr gel to keep everything moist.

    I would highly recommend going to someone who is a plastic surgeon and ENT.
     
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  5. Joey Freshwater

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    The guy I’ve got an appointment with where I’m living has great ratings. I see him Monday I don’t know that he’s a plastic surgeon. I did get in with one that is a plastic surgeon in charlotte but he’s not available until Dec 30. So maybe if I can make this nasal wash work enough to make it until then if going to a plastic surgeon makes that big of a deal.
     
  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    ...is that how you make a bull cum? Is the male g-spot really the prostate?
     
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  7. Simon Templar

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    DM me your cell and I’ll send you the video. One Two has already asked anyways
     
  8. bigred77

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    SMH at this guy who's never found the g spot
     
  9. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    I guess it beats fisting the cow, but maybe that's part of it. I'll never forget seeing that for the first time. Glad my arm doesn't have to do that haha
     
  10. Simon Templar

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    You mean to artificially inseminate? Or that’s how they tested semen. AI isn’t that bad but you get a lot of shit on those long gloves
     
  11. One Two

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    That’s enough about my girlfriend thanks
     
  12. Eathan Edwards

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    I've had two deviated septum surgeries (boxing/being an idiot) and both went smoothly.

    Felt pretty much fine after a couple of days.

    Dr. was a friend of my dad's named Pina and he still thinks it's the funniest shit ever to say "we took him to the Colada"
     
  13. Chumbolone

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  14. IV

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    it was literally this though, we’ve got so much more clay to translate but the bulk majority is business/government related

    gilgamesh was a huge find because it was so out of the ordinary and continues to be

    would be really cool to discover another epic poem in our lifetime
     
  15. shaolin5

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  16. laxjoe

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  17. buckwild

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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  19. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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  21. buckwild

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  22. Seavie

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  23. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  24. pearl

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  25. bigred77

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    That was intense
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Was for sure he was going to fly off or the swing would snap or something.
     
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  27. Tommy Jefferson

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    I was eyeing the electricity lines behind him, thinking they were closer than they ended up being. Glad the guy had a safe ride though, it looked fun
     
  28. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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  29. El_Pato

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  30. fish

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    Wasn't sure you could make that song worse, but they did.
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Reminds me so much of the Book of Life where Andor mariachis up all the gringo songs
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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  33. laxjoe

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    That followed by MILF Island :mulletsmug:
     
  34. CaneKnight

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  35. Bert Handsome

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    I bet the turkey is a stepmom
     
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  36. bruce bowen

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  37. Clown Baby

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  39. buckwild

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  40. pearl

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    Today years old when I realized why his name was Darwin in the Wild Thornberrys

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  41. Hank Scorpio

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    Someone didn't watch WWE in 2001 and it shows.
     
  42. Hank Scorpio

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    My son was watching this show yesterday. He's discovered the holy trinity of weird modern game shows of Is It Cake?, The Floor Is Lava, and Human vs Hamster.
     
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  43. bigred77

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    That coach showed em all up
     
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