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  1. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Had half a reuben leftover today that was better than fresh after a minute in microwave to heat up the middle then crisp up exterior in pan. Would be dried out if you went all oven or pan
     
  2. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    I could keep it juicy on low heat
     
  3. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    I exclusively use a sous vide to reheat everything now. Nothing like having a leftover slice of pizza in a few short hours. So tender too
     
  4. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    And then you can re-use the bag from the night before. Works especially well with salmon
     
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  5. DirtBall

    DirtBall Space Zaddy
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    Air fryer reheating is the way to go.
     
  6. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Then your bread ends up a cracker by the time it's warm through
     
  7. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    Team just eat it cold
     
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  8. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    I’ll never forget a dude in college cooking scrambled eggs in the microwave and then putting grape jelly on them. :blech:
     
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  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    I toast my bagels using the reverse sear method. 5 hours at 50 degree then blitz them in a ripping hot cast iron with a high smoke point oil
     
  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
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    I sous vid mine in Chardonnay then pop them in the air fryer after dipping them in white truffle oil for a nice crunch.
     
  11. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I don't eat bagels

    glycemic index too high
     
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  12. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I improperly toast my bagels because I am impatient and want my toaster to be faster.
     
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  13. DirtBall

    DirtBall Space Zaddy
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  14. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  16. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

    jealous??

    grab yourself a toaster, toast two pieces of butter bread

    slather on some grape jelly

    add scrambled microwaved eggs

    elite dorm food breakfast

    or pour miller lite over honey nut Cheerios

    two go to power breakfast moves
     
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  17. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  18. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    At the time I didnt know it was even possible to cook eggs in the microwave. Had never even thought about it so it kind of blew my mind.

    Meanwhile I would eat dry oats and wash em down with water when I needed some quick carbs but those eggs were still below me.
     
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  19. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Fuck the Food Dudes
     
  20. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    i bet you can
     
  21. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
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    exactly this. 5 second in the microwave so I can slice it and then toast it.
     
  22. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
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    i have a bread drawer for my bread. like a civilized person.
     
  23. MLS

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    Gary Price is out - down to 6
     
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  24. $P1

    $P1 Ball-knower, Poster, Trusted Agent
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    You guys don't make your own bagels from scratch each day?
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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  26. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  27. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I don't love a toasted bagel. I usually only eat them when they're fresh.

    I've stashed frozen bagels before and my move there is to cut them before I freeze them so you can thaw and toast easier, but I rarely do that.
     
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  28. I've never really liked bagels but I assume it is because my family just got trash bagels growing up so I never got into them. Need to find a bakery around me that makes actually good ones to try them out
     
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  29. Mr Mortisay

    Mr Mortisay Well-Known Member
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    I prefer an untoasted fresh bagel with about a pound of cream cheese
     
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  30. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz They Don't Get Any Lower
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    Ill eat that bagel cold idgaf
     
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  31. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz They Don't Get Any Lower
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    cold bagel+hot coffee promotes healthy digestion
     
  32. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Yes fresh bagels are best more news at 11
     
  33. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
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    if you don't fly to NYC to get your bagels then what's the point
     
  34. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Freeze bagels day I get them.
    Take out bagel. Rinse with a little bit of water.
    Toaster oven 225 for 10 minutes.
     
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  35. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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  36. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    You know what bagels are overrated? Garlic and onion.

    You know what bagels are underrated? Poppyseed.

    Asiago is also great, but don't see those everywhere.
     
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  37. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Poppyseed bagels are arguably the most popular bagels in the world
     
  38. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Nug had never left the state of Washington. Be kind
     
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  39. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    asiago bagels stink. you got panera-pilled in the late 2000s (aughts) if you think those are proper bagels
     
  40. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    me and my boy shawn hunter were ripping and riding thru Panera in the aughts
     
  41. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    According to Grubhub's findings, the top flavors in the U.S. are:

    Play the USA TODAY Daily Crossword Puzzle.
    1. Blueberry
    2. Cinnamon raisin
    3. Everything
    4. Asiago
    5. Rainbow
     
  42. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    that seems to be purely based on people ordering stuff from Panera lol
     
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  43. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    sesame
    everything
    egg
    plain

    keep the rest
     
  44. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
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    Everything and plain. I finally tried lox because I was always hesitant but I really enjoyed it and I’m not a huge fan of salmon. Skipped on the onions cause I can’t eat them raw.
     
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  45. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    An authentic salmon and lox is fucking elite.

    But poor replications are very common.
     
  46. ~ taylor ~

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    Croissants >>>> bagels
     
  47. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    What the fuck is a French toast bagel?
     
  48. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
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    It was my first one and they went all out on the stuff. We went to a friends house for Easter and they bought legit ingredients for one from a nice market here. I’ve never ordered one at a restaurant because it seems like they might be terrible depending on the restaurant but there’s a few legit places here that I’ll try one at next time.
     
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  49. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    bagel version of a patty melt
     
  50. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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