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  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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  2. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    That's awesome. We need more people in this world like that UFC fighter.
     
  3. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    What’s this guys name? Or how do I follow him on social media? I like his magic shtick
     
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  4. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  5. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Who is #1?
     
  6. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau

    I hate Jim Morrison even more, now that he's covering up a perfectly nice set of tits
     
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  7. Equinsu ocha

    Equinsu ocha I like to party
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    Kinsey Wolanski
     
  8. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    They’re both the same. Kinsey WolanskI
     
  9. Emma

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    Same woman

    How can you hate Morrison?
     
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  10. Logical conclusion... Jim fucked his mom.
     
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  11. Emma

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    Training exercise in downtown LA

     
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  12. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau

    Billed as some great fucking wordsmith/poet, comes up with gems like "his brain is squirming like a toad" and "I'm gonna love you 'til the stars fall from the sky, for you and I"

    Decent frontman, if you like guys. Otherwise, overrated narcissist.
     
  13. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    She do porn? Asking for a friend.
     
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  14. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  15. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
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  16. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I think it’s time to start a new thread. This one’s dead now.
     
  17. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Between that dude and the "Let the White Kids say N*" guy, I'm thinking we have a 2020 presidential ticket.
     
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  19. Wallcoq

    Wallcoq Miles of D.
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  20. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    Didn’t know they were that large
     
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  21. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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    yes-awesome-oldschool.gif
     
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  22. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    Google tells me they’re the largest flying land birds in North America

    :themoreyouknow:
     
  23. BPDuncan

    BPDuncan Ahhhh, now I get it.

    Somehow we got the best and worst of the animal kingdom in one page, twice. Well done, TMB.
     
  24. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    That appeared to be South America
     
  25. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Reminds me of Elisha Cuthbert
     
  26. Emma

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    Specifically, the Andean condor is the largest bird in the world when all measurements are added up

    Wikipedia tells me that the condor's max wingspan of 10 ft 10 in is only beaten out by pelicans and albatross, which can have a span of 11 ft 6 in
     
  27. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  28. kinghill

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    The wingspan of Manute Bol, at 8 feet 6 inches (2.59 m), is (as of 2013) the longest in NBA history, and his vertical reach was 10 feet 5 inches
     
  29. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Jabooty Football
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    I like how it’s holding it’s wings out for a hug
     
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  30. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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  31. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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  32. SpartanGA

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    11 foot wingspan Pelican?? Holy shit
     
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  33. Emma

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    20.9974 feet Pelagornis Sandersi

    11.1549 Albatross

    10.4987 Condor

    9.84252 Pelican

    7.54593 Golden Eagle

    5.90551 Osprey

    Average wingspan for each bird
     
  34. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau

    Large golden eagle almost caused a multicar pileup on Hwy1 northbound through Capitola this afternoon. Thing was HUGE, flying over the roadway from eucalyptus to eucalyptus (I hate those trees). People were slamming on their brakes to watch it
     
  35. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Maybe because they don't grow around here but I've always found eucalyptus trees to be pretty
     
  36. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau

    They smell like cat piss, they're messy, and they burn amazingly hot because of all the oil in them
     
  37. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Smelling like cat piss would be a big turnoff...
     
  38. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    If twitter were around when he was in his prime, I don't think you'd be asking this question.

    Most who don't like him thought he was a condescending, self-obsessed douche.
     
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  39. Emma

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    Weren't most rockstars?
     
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  40. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    My dad said he put on one of the worst shows he’s ever seen. Basically, Jim was too hammered to even perform and was taken off stage after 15 minutes and they cancelled the show. That lucky dildo still saw Hendrix, Janice, Fifth Demension, The Who, The Yardbirds, and a couple others I can’t remember that same summer. So fuck him, I don’t feel bad that The Doors were a bust. Fuck you, dad.
     
  41. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Talk about unresolved daddy issues. Let it out man. We got you.
     
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  43. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  44. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    Big fan of tornado videos. They don’t need to be sped up.
     
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  45. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  46. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Come to Notre Dame, you can ride a horse.
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  47. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    He was inside the circle. Open your eyes.
     
  48. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    The audio on that is pretty hilarious.
     
  49. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Team dog. Kid baited him into it. Block all day