Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Retweet to find out!
     
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  2. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    I’m only 2 inches
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Hence smaller than 3. Tiny dick and dumb are no way to go through life
     
  4. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    I'm afraid to retweet because at that point its real:welpseeyalater:
     
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  5. Toast

    Toast Doowutchyalike
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  6. SuperCam

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    I like to think Bobby P in his neck brace presented us with the trophy
     
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  7. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    God, I hope so.

    I mean, fuck, I don’t know.
     
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  8. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    I ain’t got nothing for ya girl...you’d be disappointed lol
     
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  9. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops Jet fuel cant melt dank memes
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    Congrats, your baby is now baptized and brain damaged
     
  10. beerme

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    He was going to be anyway spending a lifetime thinking a magical entity is behind his creation :blessed:
     
  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  12. BPDuncan

    BPDuncan Ahhhh, now I get it.
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  13. RU-Omega Potato

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    Saw this with the caption:

    If you was sucking dick during the Thanos snap.
     
  14. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    That caption is on the tweet...
     
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  15. RU-Omega Potato

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    When I played the vid in afb's post all I can see is the video. In my reply I see the whole thing. My bad. Whatever.

    Thank God I didn't try to take credit for the caption.
     
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  16. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    Died at smartphone mount
     
  17. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    FYI before you click, not a good video
     
  18. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member

    Well I’m immediately depressed. Fuck you for no spoiler.
     
  19. xec

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    Mille Grazie!
     
  20. skrouse

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    had a happy ending :idk:

    But I guess overall, yeah pretty depressing millions of animals find themselves in that position and are not saved :ohdear:
     
  21. laxjoe

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    what?
     
  22. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    :facepalm: didn't realize what was going on.
     
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  23. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    If you only glance at the start of the vid, it appears the person did that to the neck.
     
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  24. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    When did helping an animal become frowned on around here?
     
  25. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    If you play it in reverse, the man catches the seal and puts the ring and line around its neck to torture it. Really just a matter of perspective.
     
  26. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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  27. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Good to know Barstool remains hot garbage.
     
  28. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
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    What am I missing with Tirico and Rivers?
     
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  29. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    I’m assuming they mean phillip rivers and he has like 6-8 kids
     
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  30. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea he has 8 and I think they apparently want more.
     
  31. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    Cromartie in a landslide
     
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  32. TheGodfather

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    Cromartie vs Anthony Weiner in the 1st round of a horniness contest is like having Duke and Unc meet in the 1st round.
     
  33. pearl

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    Cromartie on the same side of the bracket as Wilt Chamberlin, that’s tough
     
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  34. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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  35. One Two

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    Buddy, my bro, this ain't it
     
  36. skrouse

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    :gross:
     
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  37. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    Like you wouldn’t eat it
     
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  38. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    marcus they’re evolving
     
  39. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    [​IMG]
     
  40. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member

    All I saw was something that looked like a guy trying to chop the seals head off and then I shut it. If I’m mistaken, my apologies.
     
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  41. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    i'm putting the snow in snowflake today b0ne5
     
  42. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    What has Stephen A done to get a #1 seed?
     
  43. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Tirico has had something like 50 sexual harassment complaints against him. Rivers has like eleven kids.
     
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  44. TC

    TC Harvey Updyke: Eco-Terrorist
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    Just read up on Tirico's Wiki. Some interesting tidbits:

    Sexual harassment controversy[edit]
    Tirico's period at ESPN was not without controversy. Two books about the network, ESPN: The Uncensored History (2000) by former New York Times sportswriter Michael Freeman and 2011's These Guys Have All the Fun (by Washington Post writers James Andrew Miller and Tom Shales), recount allegations of sexual harassment. Tirico, for example, was suspended by the network for three months in 1992 for multiple incidents involving attempted groping, sexual solicitation, and stalking of female co-workers.[40][41]

    Following the ouster of NBC colleague Matt Lauer in late 2017 over sexual misconduct, along with other high-profile names in the media industry, the network indicated it knew of Tirico's past when it hired him from ESPN and received assurances from Tirico that he had changed. Thus NBC has no intention of replacing him on Olympics coverage.[42] According to John Wildhack, a former ESPN executive who is now the athletics director at Syracuse, "That happened well over two decades ago and Mike has been nothing but the consummate professional (since)."[43]

    Personal life[edit]
    Despite his dark skin and non-white features, Tirico claims he is not African American. He has stated that he’s seen pictures of his father and immediate family, all of whom are white. "The only contact I had growing up was with my mom’s side of the family. And they are all as white as the refrigerator I’m standing in front of right now."[46] In regard to a genealogical test to see if he has a black ancestor, he said "Yeah. I’d like to find out the truth at some point, so I can answer questions for my kids", but made it clear he does not feel any urgency.[47]
     
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  45. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  46. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    @Admins, can we please get a Show Disgust button for all TheFreak55 posts going forward? This probably needed to be done years ago.
     
  47. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    How about you stop being a baby back bitch? And how is a butt strawberry the thing that crosses the line on fucking tmb?
     
  48. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    If you're asking why a post with video of someone pooping a strawberry onto a cupcake is disgusting then you're too far gone to understand, pal.