Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Fuuuuuuck that

 

That’s a hot take

 

Really isn't tho

 

I would do this before bungee jumping.

 

Barves2125 found something a little more your speed

Would wife all of them(at the same time obviously)

 

Would Dock

 

To each their own. I always wonder exactly what people consume of theirs that they don’t find funny. Especially on this board, where the senses of humor are pretty similar.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking&amp=true

 

*soak

 

Soak my Dock

 

Oh the things I learn

 

I’d put them in binders

 

It's closer to Total Frat Move's older unemployed brother.

 

Bear Grylls looks different these days.

 

Bruce was truly a pioneer

 

Total frat Move was the original Old Row

 

oops... wrong window

 

I fired one of my student employees because he got posted on Old Row social media for drinking while on the job. He was fired within an hour after it was posted.

 

Same idea; the rope on a swing doesn’t have as much “give”, and - I know how dumb this sounds from this height - you don’t lead with your head.

 

You would be perfect at Liberty.

 

Lies. Nobody reports to you.

 

Thought this was a play on the flesh light ad from a few pages back

 

Millennials are a narc culture

 

At my old job I had 20 student employees.

 

what about the asshole that saw it.....they weren't exactly working either.....

He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing

 

Everyone else that was on the clock for me that day was in the same room as I. The one that was recorded wasn't in the room with me. Whoever recorded it was not a student employee of mine.

 

if you are scrolling through IG you aren't working

 

I had a search column up on Tweetdeck for my school since I managed the athletic department social media accounts.

 

I'm not even going to bother reading the bullshit you posted and beating it to Riley Reid in the broom closet isn't working either

 

None of this makes any sense.

 

You’re a real cunt, Shawn.

 

If someone underage wants to drink they can do it while off the clock. I'm not paying them to do it.

 

Spoiler: you know what else doesn't make sense

someone employing you

Spoiler: you know what makes even less sense

someone employing to be around college age kids

 

You weren’t paying them anyways, playboy.

You’re still a cunt.

 

You know what else doesn't make sense? Your entire life.

 

Money came out of my department's budget.

And you're still a baby back bitch

 

uhhhhh....yeah I'm not going to disagree with you on that one