Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Oh man buddy, this is gonna take awhile. We might want to go the who hasn’t route.
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    Don’t cry, dry your eye.
     
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  3. BuckeyeRiot

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    Got the body of what?
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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    An iPhone.
     
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  5. double RL

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    I watched this earlier and suddenly starting craving Popeyes. Ate Popeyes, and now I realize that it wasn't the chicken that I wanted.
     
  6. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  7. TheFreak55

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  8. HotMic

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    I’m not tearing up, you’re tearing up

     
  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  10. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    That child probably shouldn't be looking at such risque photos.
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This teacher student shit is getting out of control.
     
  12. Josey Wales

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    Awesome...that is fuckin awesome.
     
  13. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    But also...nice.
     
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  14. Jack Parkman

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  16. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Also way funnier reading it in 2019’s “eat my ass” than 1975’s “eat my ass”
     
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  18. 2

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    “Bigfoot is real and he to eat my ass”
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It works better the way it is, as a double entendre
     
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  20. nexus

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    This level of anger and petty warms my heart

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  21. Shinzon

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    Been on a Star Wars kick lately. Rewatching the prequel trilogy made me google some of Natalie Padme’s newer movies. Came across this gem.

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  22. pearl

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  23. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  24. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose.
     
  25. Professor Moriarty

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    Always liked the V for Vendetta gif

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    And any Black Swan gif
     
  26. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  27. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    There's a 16th century Flemish painting in the Groeninge Museum in Bruges where they show a corrupt official skinned and then his skin draped over his chair of office afterwards. Highly recommend that museum if you're in (fucking) Bruges

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  28. laxjoe

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    don't fuck with this one
     
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  29. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I always enjoy how stoic everyone in the paintings are. Zero expression, like, "damn, gotta cut another motherfucker's skin off today." Even the guy is like, "yup, totally deserved this"
     
  30. TheFreak55

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  31. Nug

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    From Darjeeling Limited. Alright flick, not Wes Anderson's best
     
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  32. TC

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    Maybe try that one again when you get a better caption, stolen_shit_memes
     
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  33. AptosDuck

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    Yeah, the gallery had a bunch of early Flemish paintings where so many people are stiff and expressionless, then as Flemish painters began to experiment with expression and posture the figures got more lifelike. Interesting to look at the evolution of the genre in that particular museum; enough material to see it, but not so much that it's overwhelming. A stark contrast to the earlier works is Jacob van Oost's Christ Crowned with Thorns. After seeing so many stiff figures, you get a completely stunning rendition of the agony of Christ being tormented - literally stopped me in my tracks as I came upon it. Boom.

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    Took a closeup shot of just Christ's face to get the eyes - actually forgot about the rest of the painting until I googled it just now. Just a masterful work.
     
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  34. Bert Handsome

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    My favorite piece of art involving mutilated religious leaders is the Cadaver Synod, when a dead Pope's corpse was put on trial

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    The Cadaver Synod (also called the Cadaver Trial; Latin: Synodus Horrenda) is the name commonly given to the posthumous ecclesiastical trial of Pope Formosus, held in the Basilica of St. John Lateran in Rome during January 897.[1] The trial was conducted by Pope Stephen VI (sometimes called Stephen VII), the successor to Formosus' successor, Pope Boniface VI. Stephen had Formosus' corpse exhumed and brought to the papal court for judgment. He accused Formosus of perjury and of having acceded to the papacy illegally. At the end of the trial, Formosus was pronounced guilty and his papacy retroactively declared null.
     
  35. HotMic

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  36. Cheshire Bridge

    Cheshire Bridge 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    You have a favorite what now?!
     
  37. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Like tentacle porn, it has a small but dedicated following
     
  38. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    Kids these days smh

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  39. Roy

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    That's fucking awesome that he's looking healthy and okay.

    Would have been really sad if he went out looking like that second pic.
     
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  40. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    hmmm

    should bring this back
     
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    What's fascinating about this page is that you have Mila Kunis doing that earlier gif from black swan - then a Mccauley Caulken meme.

    They dated for over 8 years and I feel like no one remembers that every occurred.
     
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  42. Zack Zedalis

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    I don’t think anyone cares that they dated:idk:
     
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  43. Randy Dangus

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    Reminds me of Caravaggio’s The Crowning with Thorns.

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    His use of light is exceptional and stopped me in my tracks just the same. Simon Schama had a great series called The Power of Art that you may dig if you ever come across it. Has a Caravaggio episode that is fantastic.
     
  44. SugarShaun

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    I member
     
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  45. tjsblue

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    People forget
     
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  46. CloudBerry

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