https://old.reddit.com/user/Pet_Disneyfication Per posting history, you can commission a basic cartoon for $40ish via PayPal. Wouldn't expect an immediate turnaround due to demand.
Pretty darn easy to set up a Reddit account. It's not like setting up a Facebook account. I'll send a request via private message for an email address, though. Don't really want to be the middleman in this transaction.
Apparently 1/8th of the male population, iirc. Edit - here’s the reference: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bu...audiakoerner/men-score-serena-williams-tennis
Etsy is a good medium to find these types of products if the reddit user is going to take a while. Some are digital, so you can have it printed at your size and on your preferred medium https://www.etsy.com/listing/571636624/disney-style-custom-pet-portrait?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=disney+caricature&ref=sc_gallery-1-3&plkey=e7fea6fa686fa73083e34675d0d88cf7444fe333:571636624 https://www.etsy.com/listing/611660...l?ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-1&frs=1 https://www.etsy.com/listing/678741750/customized-pet-portraits-for-single?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=Disney+pet+caricature&ref=sc_gallery-1-2&plkey=27902649b782313fe25c37c6146689d004ec7293:678741750 https://www.etsy.com/listing/706880...f=sr_gallery-1-5&organic_search_click=1&frs=1 https://www.etsy.com/listing/575664...f=sr_gallery-1-3&organic_search_click=1&frs=1 https://www.etsy.com/listing/686517...f=sr_gallery-1-5&organic_search_click=1&frs=1 https://www.etsy.com/listing/676134...ng&ref=sr_gallery-1-10&organic_search_click=1 https://www.etsy.com/listing/688660...=sr_gallery-1-30&organic_search_click=1&frs=1
How do you fall out of the ring and not get a TKO. Sumo wrestlers are DQed, and they don't even have ropes!
Knew a few Samoan dudes that worked for my father in laws security company. They all basically had no concept of pain and loved to fight. He loved hiring them
I LOL'd at this for two reasons. One, because it's true probably 95% of the time. The other is because many years ago I once heard someone tell user Rootgers (in a serious manner) "I'm not fighting you, you drink Muscle Milk". As if a hair style or a protein shake really have that much of an impact on someone's ability to throw down.