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  1. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Because at least one of them was in the wrong. You don't just blow lights with your sirens on. You still make sure it's clear first. Even NYPD doesn't do that shit.
     
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  2. texasraider

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    Look at him step over that fence like it’s nothing. What a beast
     
  3. marcus

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    Ideally, yes. Does everyone do it like that, especially in places with a ton of lights? Not a chance. It could be complacency, it could be overconfidence, or it could be a pediatric call where your heart races a little faster and your pace steps up (unintentionally), but people blow lights all the time.

    I’m not saying they should.
     
  4. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    No. They don't just blow lights without looking. That would be fucking stupid.
     
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  5. marcus

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    Okay, man.
     
  6. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    i'm not placing blame, I'm simply saying i'm surprised it doesn't happen more often given the amount of traffic and calls they probably get

    my bad for hitting a spot
     
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  7. dblplay1212

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  8. marcus

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    The city of Cleveland has 200,000+ EMS calls a year. I can only imagine how much NY dwarfs that + WAY more streets/lights/etc
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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    You're arguing with a fireman that presumably is on trucks that run lights.
     
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  10. marcus

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    Brian Shute is an actual NYFD guy and I’m sure would have much better insight on NY EMS and driving in NY.
     
  11. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    I do find it funny that he says it doesn't happen... in response to a fucking video showing 2 separate ambulances doing just that.
     
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  12. marcus

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    I’m not even arguing to advocate for blowing lights, but I can only imagine gassing-braking-gassing-braking-gassing-braking in a city like New York. I’m CERTAIN that most Drive with due regard and aren’t flying every single time without looking left or right, but shit doesn’t always go as planned.
     
  13. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  14. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    That’s what it looks like when the T-1000 grows his penis back.
     
  15. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I work all over NYC. And my father was an FDNY EMT Captain And before FDNY took over EMS. Accidents happen all the time but assuming they just blow lights like what is shown in the video is just dumb.
     
  16. dblplay1212

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    All the time? No. Sometimes? Yes. We literally just fuckint saw two of them do it.
     
  17. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    This is why everyone thinks you're half a retard.
     
  18. marcus

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    Willing to bet that there have been at least a few chances taken that weren’t reported to your dad.
     
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  19. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    LOL. My point was he made captain. He actually earned it. Didn't lick boots and wasn't political. He actually loved his job.
     
  20. Greybeard

    Greybeard Some of y'all need Jesus...

    Pretty sure only one of them blew the light. Just sayin'...
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    The fuck does that have to do with anything?
     
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  22. dblplay1212

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    For pointing out that you're arguing something doesn't happen after watching it happen? Well ok.
     
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  23. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Yeah, I’m not insulting your dad in anyway whatsoever. I’m sure he’s a fantastic guy.

    I’m saying that in a department with thousands of employees, making a sweeping statement about them (some who may not be the best and get away with bad moves) and citing your father being a captain as a reason your opinion is the only correct one, is a little naive.
     
  24. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    He was making a joke, dumbass. Just STFU already.
     
  25. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I’m bad with run-on sentences.
     
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  26. dblplay1212

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    I dont think any joke has been made.
     
  27. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    How is this so hard to understand. One of them blew the light. There's reasons this doesn't always happen. BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST BLOW LIGHTS WITHOUT CLEARING THEM.

    Are you on downers or something?
     
  28. wes tegg

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    Really dumb argument.
     
  29. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    dbl knows the rules

     
  30. dblplay1212

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    Nobody has said they are supposed to. Several have said they do at times, which is literally proven by the video that started this back and forth.
     
  31. dblplay1212

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    2:00 mark. I can do this all night.

     
  32. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    No nothing was proven, retard. We don't know why he ran the light or who. What if it just turned?What if they couldn't see the light changing. Who the fuck knows. You're just an idiot making dumb assumptions.
     
  33. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    That's not NYC fuckboi.
     
  34. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    *sees dumb argument*

    *looks at clock*

    *nods and walks away*
     
  35. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    No. He said you were FD so you would know. I live in NY and literally grew up in and around the city. Plus my family has experience. I work with NYPD MC often. Shit obviously happens but they don't run around the city like cowboys.

    I thought you were just busting balls. I didn't take it as offense. My dad is dead though. SO I WIN THE ARGUMENT NOW!
     
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  36. dblplay1212

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    This is why everyone thinks you're fully a retard.
     
  37. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I’m just gonna concede and give some thoughts.

    -ate way too much today. Got back from vacation a week ago and haven’t gotten my diet back on track. STARTS MONDAY LOL

    -we get to do honor guard for the Indians/Red Sox game tomorrow, so that’s neat

    -wife is starting school tomorrow and sending me all these depressed/panicked/sad messages about summer being over. I’m on the last day of a 72 and want to DDT her from moon back to the earth

    -this is the most excited I have ever been for an upcoming football season. The Browns and I think OSU is going to be really good defensively, like drastically different than the trash they’ve rolled out in recent years

    -we got a little puppy and I swore I’d never own a small dog. He’s five pounds and is the goddamn best
     
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  38. dblplay1212

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    Is NYC the only large city with cops and ambulances?
     
  39. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    Shhhhh
     
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  40. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Levity always wins my heart
     
  41. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    No but I don't know every city's policy. For instance A lot of cities don't chase dirt bikes because a ton of accidents and deaths have occured just because of the video above. Does every city give a flying fuck about that ? No.

    Stop posting you dumb miserable cunt.
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    Again, nobody is talking about policies. Nobody has said they should do it, just that they do. I don't understand why that's so hard for you to grasp, even after seeing multiple videos of it happening.

    But I'm the dumb one. :laugh:
     
  43. Wicked

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    You're both fuckbois for doing this in this thread.
     
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  44. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    If I could slice my love-handles off with a katana, I’d fucking do it. Even at my lowest weights, those ol’ saddlebags persist. Fuck you, family and your diarrhea genes. I’d trade them in for a big boiler up front in a heartbeat.
     
  45. Señor Cockblock

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    Where did the random pics from the internet go?
     
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  46. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    As much of a creep/perv that I am, I never followed any women on social media. However, my buddy kept sending my pictures of this one girl “hoppy_floppy_” and I couldn’t see the posts without following on Instagram, so I broke down and did. I think she’s gull dang lovely:

     
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  47. Harry Twatter

    Harry Twatter Brooks was here

    Half??!!!
     
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  48. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    you got to create a second insta account to follow them fat thangs and swingin booty meat from. You’re welcum
     
  49. marcus

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    Trying to post the Wee Bey gif, but files aren’t uploading for me :/
     
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