Narrator sounds like he's said "motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit" at least a couple times in his life.
But seriously, can we find out why two suburban caucasian grandfathers were fighting in a room full of young African American men?
My bad. I'd seen gladiator rooster before but never knew birds with arms were a thing. Pro tip: If you have trouble finding something amusing that you've already seen a few times, DO NOT get married.
I’ve always wondered how many “a plethora” would be. I use the word all the time - I hope no one ever calls me out on it.
I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Had a buddy that moved here from Australia in middle school. When we graduated, he insisted that a group of us go to "schoolies" in Queensland for our graduation trip instead of a few other options which at the time only seemed interesting, knowing nothing about it, because it was in Aus: best decision I've ever made. As an 18 year old, I'm not sure there is a more fun event you can go to (or one more likely for you to die at), especially if you like long legged, loose blonde Australian 18-19 year olds. College after was tame in comparison. I always said I was going to move to Australia eventually after I got back. It hasn't happened and I'm almost 30. RIP. (Not relevant to the post at all outside of being Australian related, those fucks just have it made over there from 18-35, shitty internet and deadly creatures aside)
I kept a copy all these years of my favorite student assessment I got at UCLA "He made no sense, blaw, blaw, blaw, and blaw. He tried hard and made an effort. But at UCLA that is not good enough. I want and "A", I need an "A", but I will flunk. I only showed up to class once and discussion 2 or 3 times. Still that is no reason why I should not understad. My next quarter I will buy my books and maybe with a better T.A. it will make sence. I really tried."
Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Daniel Ocean all along.
I had a history professor who was so damn boring, and I like history, that I would fall asleep every single class. I only showed up because attendance was part of our grade. All he did was lecture us on the assigned reading we were supposed to have read and taken notes on prior to class. Last class of the year he asked why I even bothered showing up if I was just going to fall asleep. Said it was disrespectful. Sure, that's true, it's also disrespectful that you wasted all these students money by having no fucking clue how to teach a class. I got an A both semesters while never learning a thing from going to class. I learned more from my professor for Conscious Relaxation Techniques. I wish ratemyprofessors had existed back then, or at least I had known about it if it did so I could have roasted my history professor.