Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by pearl, Jul 15, 2015.

  1. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

  2. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Virginia Tech HokiesIndiana HoosiersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    Don't even read the caption. This shit made me :loldog:

     
  3. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesManchester CityBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamPoker

    What's the point of that simultaneous jump photo? Honestly.
     
    devine, TimJimothy, IV and 4 others like this.
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    So many questions.
     
    soulfly, shawnoc, blind dog and 12 others like this.
  6. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    Narrator sounds like he's said "motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit" at least a couple times in his life.
     
  7. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

  8. TeeDee

    TeeDee Well-Known Member
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    But seriously, can we find out why two suburban caucasian grandfathers were fighting in a room full of young African American men?
     
    shawnoc, blind dog, One Two and 8 others like this.
  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    [​IMG]
     
  10. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Longhorns

    welcome to the Shocklinwood era of lech alts, aka 4 years ago.
     
  11. AUownsU

    AUownsU Well-Known Member
    Auburn Tigers

    My bad. I'd seen gladiator rooster before but never knew birds with arms were a thing.

    Pro tip: If you have trouble finding something amusing that you've already seen a few times, DO NOT get married.
     
  12. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
    Donor
    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsMiami HeatPoker

    great reference

    had to pull it up to watch again

     
  13. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

  14. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesBig Ten Conference

     
  15. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas City

  16. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Mississippi State Bulldogs

    Heard they took a plethora of gifts after defeating El Guapo.
     
  17. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    I’ve always wondered how many “a plethora” would be. I use the word all the time - I hope no one ever calls me out on it.
     
    dahldennsull, IV, TeeDee and 3 others like this.
  18. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
     
    dahldennsull, TeeDee, enjj and 3 others like this.
  19. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Mississippi State Bulldogs

    Jeffe knows.
     
  20. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

  21. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Hey where you goin’ with those clubs punk
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTiger WoodsGrateful Dead

  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    There should be a rule against fake videos
     
  23. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

  24. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Hey where you goin’ with those clubs punk
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTiger WoodsGrateful Dead

    Dude at the very end should be a smiley
     
  25. shaolin5

    shaolin5 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysBig 12 Conference

  26. TeeDee

    TeeDee Well-Known Member
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Had a buddy that moved here from Australia in middle school. When we graduated, he insisted that a group of us go to "schoolies" in Queensland for our graduation trip instead of a few other options which at the time only seemed interesting, knowing nothing about it, because it was in Aus: best decision I've ever made. As an 18 year old, I'm not sure there is a more fun event you can go to (or one more likely for you to die at), especially if you like long legged, loose blonde Australian 18-19 year olds. College after was tame in comparison.

    I always said I was going to move to Australia eventually after I got back. It hasn't happened and I'm almost 30. RIP.

    (Not relevant to the post at all outside of being Australian related, those fucks just have it made over there from 18-35, shitty internet and deadly creatures aside)
     
    #20632 TeeDee, Aug 23, 2019
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2019
    Barves2125 and PAHokie like this.
  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    [​IMG]
     
  28. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsUniversity of LynchburgAEW

  29. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    I kept a copy all these years of my favorite student assessment I got at UCLA

    "He made no sense, blaw, blaw, blaw, and blaw. He tried hard and made an effort. But at UCLA that is not good enough. I want and "A", I need an "A", but I will flunk. I only showed up to class once and discussion 2 or 3 times. Still that is no reason why I should not understad. My next quarter I will buy my books and maybe with a better T.A. it will make sence. I really tried."




    [​IMG]
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    I don’t appreciate you posting my personal reviews without consent. This is basically rape.
     
    DUCKMOUTH, laxjoe, DirtBall and 5 others like this.
  31. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Daniel Ocean all along.
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsUniversity of LynchburgAEW

    I had a history professor who was so damn boring, and I like history, that I would fall asleep every single class. I only showed up because attendance was part of our grade. All he did was lecture us on the assigned reading we were supposed to have read and taken notes on prior to class. Last class of the year he asked why I even bothered showing up if I was just going to fall asleep. Said it was disrespectful. Sure, that's true, it's also disrespectful that you wasted all these students money by having no fucking clue how to teach a class.

    I got an A both semesters while never learning a thing from going to class. I learned more from my professor for Conscious Relaxation Techniques. I wish ratemyprofessors had existed back then, or at least I had known about it if it did so I could have roasted my history professor.
     
  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    LOL, this caused a huge multi-page argument when it happened last year.
     
  34. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

  35. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Hey where you goin’ with those clubs punk
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTiger WoodsGrateful Dead

  36. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
    Donor TMB OG
    Miami MarlinsJacksonville JaguarsSporting Kansas CityAvengersMiami HeatSneakersWu-tangBook Club

    I am both shocked and disappointed that no one got punched in this video.
     
  37. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Hey where you goin’ with those clubs punk
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTiger WoodsGrateful Dead

  38. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Game looks fun af
     
  39. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsUniversity of LynchburgAEW

  40. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers