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  1. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    No
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    Nah

    Nooooo

    Wtf

    Noo

    Why

    Oww
     
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  2. HotMic

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    I need new buds
     
  3. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    I have to imagine easier and cheaper ways of killing yourself
     
  4. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    doesn't get much cheaper than gravity
     
  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Why would anyone need a cheap way to kill themselves? Still planning to pay rent on the 18th or something?
     
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  6. dblplay1212

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    No cash and no credit.
     
  7. IanBoyd

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    Texas Longhorns

  8. HotMic

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    Bad club choice. I would have used my 2 wood.
     
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  9. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Aw bud, give yourself some credit; it’s at least a 3.
     
  10. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    I prefer the Hyrbrid, not as bulky as a wood but still good length.
     
  11. bigred77

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    If you look up you might see the joke fly by
     
  12. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  13. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    Oh I saw it, but I think you totally missed mine. Is it cloudy where you are?
     
  14. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Insane dick size to tv size ratio
     
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  15. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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  16. bigred77

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    Was honestly a little hesitant to turn the sound on here
     
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  17. HotMic

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  18. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    When your friends are too drunk outside the bar

     
  19. Schadenfred

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    What differentiates cat lovers from cat haters is that cat lovers love them for the very reasons that cat haters hate them.
     
  20. Emma

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    I'll pass on most cats, kittens are cool in my book though
     
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  21. bigred77

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    Was totally expecting the mom to bust her ass
     
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  22. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    The ref shaking after the pin has my crying
     
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  23. Roy

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    I watch this gosh darn video every time I open this page :ohgosh:
     
  24. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  25. SpartanGA

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    waiting for kid to go down some gigantic hill and mom fall down letting him go
     
  26. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Hopefully it happens to you first.
     
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  27. Emma

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    Wisconsin is a beautiful place

     
  28. soulfly

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    Take all of my anxiety.
     
  29. popnfresh

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  30. Emma

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    Imagine getting loose from your anchor point and having to rely on a rarely used jet pack system that has a short lived life, having to jettison yourself in the correct direction back to the ISS all while knowing if you make the smallest, most minute mistake you're likely floating into the abyss
     
  31. soulfly

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    I don’t consider myself claustrophobic nor acrophobic, but space really manages to bring out both in me.
     
  32. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    I hate the “walking on top of building” height videos but I’m not sure if my brain would grasp that height (space). Besides throwing up from no gravity, I’m not sure how I would react.
     
  33. soulfly

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    It’s certainly hard to conceptualize at that point, since the height in question is actually meaningless at that point. But the videos looking down at earth really does it for me.

    Don’t get me wrong, the fucking lunatics walking around on narrow platforms does to, but that’s not normal behavior, and heights in a normal sense don’t scare me.

    In something that baffles me, I get more dread when looking up at the height of massive buildings, while I’m in close proximity to them, than I do looking down from them.
     
  34. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Conveniently failed to focus on the ice walls I see.

    Nah, you just bounce off the firmament.
     
  35. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    I just rewatched it. Seeing earth sort of puts your height into perspective and gave me foot tingles but looking into black abyss didnt. Stupid points on my end here but sure enough the convo exist with real astronauts
    https://www.quora.com/Do-astronauts-experience-a-fear-of-heights-during-a-spacewalk

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  36. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    The movie Gravity was the most anxious I have ever felt from a film. I’ve had reoccurring nightmares about drifting away in space, so that being put to screen was just...the worst.
     
  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    hey if, theoretically, your butt was exposed to space, wouldn't you be able to propel yourself back to the ship with a fart, by virtue of the law of conservation of momentum? It would be p slow, like Vhuman=(Mfart/Mhuman)*Vfart if I recall HS physics correctly
     
  38. soulfly

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    I mean, it makes complete sense, because clearly there isn’t a falling threat at that height. I guess Felix Baumgartner just really did a number on me and I’ll never see videos of earth the same way :laugh:
     
  39. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    That equation doesn't sound right but it's been awhile since I've been in a physics lab
     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I think it is. Cuz if the beginning velocities are 0, then the equation is 0=Mhuman*Vhuman + Mfart*Vfart

    Problem is, we're actually thinking of a situation where the human is starting at some velocity away from the space ship, so the fart would have to be either or both very, very massive or very fast. Impossible with a fart, but perhaps achievable with a very large and forceful shart
     
  41. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Yeah, and that's before you factor in the gas efficiency of refried space beans
     
  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I guess you could aim your butt at an angle perpendicular to your body's initial velocity and hope to blast off to some other part of the space ship
     
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  43. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    would you actually float off into space? i never saw gravity but i think earth's gravitational pull would mean you'd fall to earthy and burn up in the atmosphere rather quickly. no death by abyss or anything.