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    #27001 JuliusLeRoy, Apr 1, 2020
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  2. Mr Bulldops

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    Was waiting for the black dude with the giant dong to pop up
     
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  4. wes tegg

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    Tobias just got dunked on.
     
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  5. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    huh
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    FWIW the governor of Texas was crying because they were behind California in gun owners. People under estimate the red necks from central Cali
     
  7. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
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    oh dear lord at 20th Century Fox
     
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  8. Born Again Lefty

    Born Again Lefty Respect The Pouch
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    Guys, you don’t get to bring your own stuff with you to the Hunger Games
     
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  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    you must read children’s books and watch the movies
     
  10. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I grew up in Modesto and I own nine
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Only 9? that’s the libitard in you.
     
  12. Vince Benedict

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  13. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I stopped buying guns when I started having kids

    Not enough money for both
     
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  14. Kylebw1

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    ha I guess I’m wayyy off. I was born in Oakland, lived there for a bit and visit family In Carmel every few years...I thought guns were mostly banned in CA.
     
  15. mc415

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    Nah it just takes a bit longer to get one and bit more cumbersome......but private sales, gun shows, Nevada and zona next door........plus we got more gang members who are strapped with unregistered guns
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    I think there is like 15 day wait period to buy hand guns but they aren’t banned. Think you can buy shot guns and rifles right away. Also we are next door to Nevada and Arizona two backwards ass red states.
     
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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    imagine thinking Oakland and Los Angeles are peaceful gun free zones.
     
  19. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  20. IHHH

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    I have a hard time believing this but it’s a cool story
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Segale

    This story was first published in David Sheff's 1993 book Game Over (however, because of a spelling error in this book, for years it was thought his last name was spelled Segali), and later appeared in Steven L. Kent's The Ultimate History of Video Games in 2001. It thereafter spread widely on the Internet.[11][12] In 2015, Nintendo confirmed that their Mario character is indeed named after Segale.[4] For his part, Segale was largely reticent about the subject, quipping to The Seattle Times in a rare interview in 1993, "You might say I'm still waiting for my royalty checks."[11]
     
  22. IHHH

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  23. IHHH

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    Going to sleep now because I don’t care enough
     
  24. Schadenfred

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    I'm dying here. Almost certainly not her mom's cooking but instead a stick of butter. Sometimes a parent has to let the child have what she wants.


     
  25. PSU12

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    Got douche chills reading this. Fuck that guy parking in the handicap spot
     
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  26. SugarShaun

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    It’s like Tiger King, they’re both bad people
     
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  27. Bruce Bowen

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    “I know I know I shouldn’t have parked in handicapped”
    Ends story parking there again.
     
  28. beerme

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    The guy is going for dramatic effect he’s telling a story people
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Kyle I think you're confusing The Hunger Games with competitive eating. The overwhelming predominance of shameless fats in region 3 would probably put forth quite a show of force in a pie eating contest.
     
  30. bigred77

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    Just like Chicago
     
  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Also, this anthropological source I received postulates that people from the South are uncultured dullards, which would not further their cause in a life and death game of cunning and virtue
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  32. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Competitions district 3 would actually win:

    • Cousin impregnating
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    • Accidental self inflicted gunshot wounds
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    • Being born again (post abortion, of course)
     
  33. TimJimothy

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    yeah well fuck his story. Ain't gettin a thumbs up from me!
     
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  34. Nug

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    Hands down the best tik tok I've seen.
     
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  35. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  36. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    9A2D63A1-D827-4049-B7F1-26146D8BB3FB.jpeg
     
    #27039 Ty Webb, Apr 2, 2020
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  37. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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  38. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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  39. GrizzliesDrew

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    Hate to break it to you, but I believe that is a porcupine
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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  41. pearl

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  44. Boom TittyMilk

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