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  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol
     
  2. kinghill

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  3. HotMic

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  4. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Getting hit with one of those fuckers on my bare flesh when it was 40 degrees outside is probably closest experience I've had to be shot by a gun.
     
  6. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Was a camp counselor one summer at the YMCA in high school, they wouldn’t allow us to play dodgeball with those because another ymca had multiple kids get broken bones from those the previous year.
     
  7. bigred77

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    Bunch of snowflakes up in here
     
  8. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    40 degrees!!!! Heavens!!!
     
  9. bigred77

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    He's lucky to be alive
     
  10. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Found the weakest kid in my elementary school.
     
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  11. Line 4 Guy

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    We played a version of dodgeball called medic. All the same rules but each team had a designated person who could save people. Instead of being out when ur pegged you sat down and waited to be saved by the medic. So of course everyone fired the ball at them first. The first time i had to get stitches in my life was playing medic. So much fun though.
     
  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah I didn't grow up in the tundra of Ohio. :idk:
     
  13. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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  14. Detlef Schrempf

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    We ended up with these which were foam, and when you threw them they had a serious curve to them. By the end of the summer all of the counselors were Jude Law from Enemy at the Gates with them
     
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  15. Bruce Wayne

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    I believe it was known as Doctor Dodgeball at my school
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    55 and below is too cold for me.
     
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  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Wall ball with a racquetball was way worse than any dodgeball game I ever played. Had welts on my ass that rivaled the peanut butter shot from boot camp.
     
  18. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Wall ball should be an Olympic sport
     
  19. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Dude yes
     
  20. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    I was teaching middle school, and they were playing dodgeball in gym. A couple of kids were like "Hey, you should come up and play!" Bad idea. Once in the game, you go in the zone. I was whipping those Gator Skin balls left and right, pegging kids, when someone lobbed a weak one at me, which I caught, and as I pivoted to whip it at another kid, the nerdy girl in class, Brittney, was walking dejectedly to the side after just getting out. I caught her right in the glasses. I swear her feet shot straight up in the air. Immediate tears. I felt so bad having to see her in class next period. Thankfully, I didn't, because she was still in the nurse's office.
     
  21. pearl

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  22. shaolin5

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  23. Simon Templar

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    Miss Daisy has that glitter blood being softer than baby thighs apparently.
     
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  24. *DIESEL*

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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  26. AIP

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    It’s nothing like being shot but get your point
     
  27. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Kinda want to start have you been shot thread
     
  28. bigred77

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    Single bullet vs shotgun will be a discussion
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    I’d imagine several people have been peppered with birdshot.
     
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  30. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    ...why?
     
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  31. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Carelessness while hunting, mainly.
     
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  32. wes tegg

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    Dove hunting it’s pretty common. Shot goes up, and shot comes down.

    It doesn’t even really require carelessness. You’re far enough away that it’s just gravity bringing it down.
     
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  33. tylerdolphin

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    I don't consider that getting peppered but yeah, that happens.
     
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  34. DUCKMOUTH

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    I know two people that have been peppered by birdshot while dove hunting. People are careless
     
  35. tylerdolphin

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    Guy I know was hunting with a friend and the friend tripped down. Safety wasn't on and the gun went off. Luckily it didn't hit anyone.
     
  36. Mr Bulldops

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    Been in Florida long enough now that I go outside at 70 degrees and think “should I get my jacket?”
     
  37. laxjoe

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    Was 23 the other day, but sunny so when I went out in shorts and a shirt, I legit thought “damn, nice day today!”
     
  38. Mr Bulldops

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    I remember growing up in the northwest and the first spring day when it would be sunny but still only like 60 out thinking how that would be wash the car weather. Now that feels like Antarctica to me
     
  39. laxjoe

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    As soon as it’s 40 and sunny I’m out like it’s 85 at the beach.
    Yet when I go back home to visit family, if it’s below 60 I have the fireplace on so :idk:
     
  40. hood b. goode

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  41. The Hotch

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    I’m assuming getting shot in a drive-by counts... if so I’ll see myself to the thread
     
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  42. HotMic

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  43. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  44. HotMic

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    This killed me
     
  45. ashy larry

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    the cards

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  46. hood b. goode

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    todays my birthday but can only celebrate it for half a minute


    (its my thirty second birthday :drumroll:)
     
  47. Emma

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    HBD HBG
     
  48. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Happy bday big man