Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

neigh

 

I’m assuming an April Fools joke?

 

I don't think a top tier twitter account would waste anyone's time with something as terrible as an april fool's day joke

 

If the US was populated in the same way as Europe, trains would make a lot of sense. I have taken a train for a long distance once from Birmingham to New Orleans. It was a fantastic idea on the way to get to arrive with a solid drunk. The return trip was torture arriving home with a terrible hangover from a days long binge. I have taken trains many times in Europe and they are usually a fast and convenient way to travel to places that are less popular. I do not think that the US will ever get to the point of adopting the train as much outside of possibly the Northeast. The major population centers are not close enough to make it advantageous in most of the rest of the country.

 

I would steal the heck out of Maui, given the opportunity.

 

Degausser you have a new color to add to your collection of labs.

 

twitter

 

I loathe April 1st

 

It’s the absolute worst

 

“He’s a little guy. 6’2 ... 6’3”

that cuts deeper

 

Fucking Spud Webb won a dunk contest, I'd fully expect any athletic 6'2" guy to be able dunk.

 

He basically just grazed the rim

 

There is being able to dunk, and there is doing what Ja Morant does. Not the same shit bruh.

Dunking on people in traffic in the FUCKING NBA is super human shit. Like .0001% of the people in our planet can do shit like that.

 

As a short dude, anyone over 6 feet should be able to do that if they aren't fat as shit.

 

I’ve been 6’1-6’2 since I was in HS when I weighed 150 lbs and I’ve never been able to dunk

 

I’m 5’9” and I could dunk a softball in college with no one else on the floor #humblebrag

 

Yeah I’m not sure of your point but the point I was trying trying to make was that Webber called another human being who is 6’2/6’3 “a little guy”. I’m 5’9 on a TALL day. So that shit hurts man

 

Little known fact is that wes tegg can dunk flat footed

 

FWIW I am 6’ and could dunk until I ruptured my Achilles. Just wanted this documented.

 

Looks like he got a birdie.

 

"Ladies, I'll have you know I was a dunker until my injury. Please contain your orgasms."

 

I was engaged before this critical injury so I’ve never had to use this line. Thank god or I would still be single today.

 

I have never been able to dunk as a 5’9” guy, but at my athletic peak I could get close to touching the rim.

 

The cash me outside girl

 

I have no idea who this is

 

America...what is wrong with you?

 

How has that girl completely changed her race? She's like five shades darker than she was on the Dr. Phil clip.

 

were you on the Internet in 2016?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie

 

I mean I was, but this looks like the kind of human I avoid learning anything about ever, if possible.

 

Also the airline lobby won’t allow it. If you had true high speed rail it would be great. DC to Chicago in a couple of hours on a train beats the headache that air travel has become.

 

National

 

so you’ve never been to Florida?

 

Just created the latest poll craze thread, Can You Dunk

https://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/can-you-dunk.181775/

 

Oh no, I live in Florida, I just avoid interactions with people like that at all costs.

 

Yellow team is bad

 

Yeah they got rocked

 

Reminds me of watching Revenge of the Nerds recently and realizing they’d all be on the sex offender registry

 

I'm 6'0 and have never been able to dunk and have no idea who that young lady on onlyfans is. Rate my uselessness to society