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  1. Emma

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  2. burnttatertot

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    dad?
     
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  3. Duck70

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    Congrats on having a savy and sane roommate
     
  4. ashy larry

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    he was a cool dude but ate stale bread and butter slop
     
  5. TimJimothy

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    We have a french butter keeper we use to keep butter in. We use that maybe 20 percent of the time. The other 80 percent of the time we just keep a stick of butter out on a small plate. If it's salted, there's nothing to worry about...and if it's not salted there are better things to worry about than that as well.
     
  6. REGGNECK

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    Team butter crock
     
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  7. shawnoc

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    Agreed. (Unsalted is only for baking, IMO.)
    Half of my unsalted is in the freezer, half in the fridge. Most of my salted butter is in the fridge except for the one stick in the butter dish which is left out on the counter.
    My tub spreads (half butter/ half oil) are kept in the fridge.
     
  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    The good thing about refrigerating bread is it lasts longer and doesn't mold. I do it sometimes if I'm not eating much
     
  9. TC

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    Some people freeze bread r u srs rite now
     
  10. Futureman

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    You need to educate yourself about Kerrygold my dude
     
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  11. BuckeyeRiot

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    I have 4 loaves in my freezer right now bitch wanna fight about it?
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    ITT I learned that some people give a fuck ton more thought to butter than I ever have.
     
  13. TC

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    You prob won't have time to fight while you wait for your bread to unthaw. Meanwhile I'll be enjoying a sandwich
     
  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    I have a thawed loaf on the counter as well. Who’s gonna survive the race war carboloaded now pal?
     
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  15. Fusiontegra

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    Carry on with your bread and butter, I just wanted to say "titties are awesome"
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's not uncommon if you shop at Costco or something and buy a few loaves at a time
     
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  17. enjj

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    We keep our bread in the microwave. Last longer.
     
  18. BuckeyeRiot

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    Your bread probably comes in cartons.
     
  19. SugarShaun

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    Yesterday I saw a grey Honda that has yellow fenders and hood with a black cobra painted on the hood and a large sign blocking one of the back windows that said “I <3 guns and titties”
     
  20. ashy larry

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    i can see leaving a stick out if you’re using mad butter but it typically took my roommate more than a week to use it all. das nasty imo
     
  21. TC

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    Honda Hawk
     
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  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I do if we aren't going to use it for a while, which obv should be one loaf at max. I put bread in the fridge too since we don't go through it quickly.
     
  23. enjj

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    ??
     
  24. TC

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    Don’t y’all get milk in bags
     
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  25. Funshot Residue

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    "Unthaw" = you already lost
     
  26. JuliusLeRoy

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  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    My refrigerated bread lasts an eternity. And when I pull it out and slather it up with soft, room temperature butter, it spreads evenly.

    I think people destroying the surface of their stale AF bread with cold, hard butter need to do the explaining itt.

    Further kudos to my bread freezing brethren.
     
  28. BuckeyeRiot

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  29. ned's head

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    Butter discourse in the booby thread

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  30. BuckeyeRiot

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    Butter is made from milk, milk comes from boobies, time is a flat circle.
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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  32. HowdyHorns

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    Nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
     
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  33. enjj

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    In our province yea. But we are more sophisticated than most.
     
  34. Duck70

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    We need to normalize kicking the shit out of Jim Rome
     
  35. Tecumseh

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    Very, very late.
     
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  36. Dick Trickle

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    Thankfully all of Ken M's masterpieces are safely archived on the internet
     
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  37. G46

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    did she grow up on a farm?
     
  38. G46

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    Why do you have so much butter and spreads?
     
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  39. shawnoc

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    I keep my bread in the bread drawer.
    Unsalted for baking (it’s easier to adjust the salt in a recipe if you add the salt last and don’t have any salt in the butter) I keep some in the fridge for bread, some frozen for pie crusts, etc.
    Salted for normal eating (on bread, pancakes, etc)
    LoL Olive Oil/Butter spread almost exclusively for grilled cheese.
     
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  40. Fabulousthundercock

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    I don’t eat a lot of bread, but it really is great for certain snacks or lunches. If I keep my bread out it gets moldy before I can use all of it, I put it in the fridge, warm it up in the toaster when I want to. Boom!: save AT MINIMUM 3 bucks every 4 months.

    That butter thing sounds like some wack ass wannabe European shit tho.
     
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  41. Fabulousthundercock

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    You’re just a grunt, you’re not authorized to make that type of decision.
     
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  42. Detlef Schrempf

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    Sounds like someone’s never had the superior President butter

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  43. Fabulousthundercock

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    Wat?

    I’ve never heard of this, but my interest is piqued. Pls explain.
     
  44. shawnoc

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    That one (LoL) just gets too soft if I leave it out.
     
  45. laxjoe

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    This is a cool picture, but what kind of butter is it and was it left out of the fridge?
     
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