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  1. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Pussy
     
  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    Are wild boars really that big a problem? I mean that’s the only non-micro penis reason to own an AR, right?
     
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  3. kinghill

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    Hogs are definitely a problem in certain areas of the country. :arkansas:
     
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    Yeah but lets say you live in Seattle and all the sudden millions of wild boars move in and everyone tries to buy an AR for protection but there is not enough. Then only the people who have been hoarding the AR 15s for the past several years will be ready and in fact Seattle society will devolve into chaos with AR 15 owners as the ruling class, followed by wild boars, then the lowest of the low will be the AR 15-less muggles.
     
  5. backinblack23

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    I use a 18" 20 gauge shotgun with #0 buck shot. With a shotgun you have less of a chance of jams or failure to fire. Also you have a spread of projectiles so the average person has a better chance to hit their target. Less penetration into other rooms as well. I don’t mind a SBR Ar platform for home defense especially if you have some sort of training with it but for 95% of the population a shotgun is your best bet.
     
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  6. AptosDuck

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    Yeah but what if I need to shoot through three walls

    Repeatedly
     
  7. bro

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  8. portlandspartan

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    Lotta homes in need of defensing from oncoming armies
     
  9. bertwing

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    @ devine ‘s ex girlfriend next time you coward
     
  10. devine

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    Wild hogs always reminds me of this tweet

     
  11. ned's head

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    That also has to be incredible agility training for those kids
     
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  12. AIP

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    I bought a shotgun at the start of the pandemic
     
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  13. electronic

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    Why?
     
  14. backinblack23

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    Why not
     
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  15. AIP

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    World was in a panic, who knew where it was going. Not a stranger to guns so it’s not like I was gonna shoot my self. Shotguns are fun to shoot, been out a few times with it now.
     
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    I feel like wild hogs in my yard around my kids is code word for the 12 year old black kid with a squirt gun near my bird feeders
     
  17. AIP

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    Also turns out wild hogs too
     
  18. backinblack23

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    You have wild hogs in your yard?
     
  19. AIP

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    Never saw one, but who knows it could happen lol
     
  20. dblplay1212

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    lol
     
  21. Bruce Wayne

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    I bought a Browning M2 .50cal for home defense when the pandemic started. Never know when a guy breaking into my house might be wearing 3in uranium-depleted armor plating
     
  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I've buried land mines in my yard that I only know about, because antifa and some "other" kinds of people will 100% steal tanks in the future.
     
  23. duc15

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    I have a baseball bat because I don’t live in a world where everyone is having their homes broken into.
     
  24. Fusiontegra

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    If you haven’t had snipers stationed in 5 or 6 strategic points overlooking your house, you obviously care nothing about the defense of your family.
     
  25. backinblack23

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    But why would the intruder have baseballs with them? Maybe he brings a bat cause he wants to hit too and now neither of you have someone to throw BP.
     
  26. backinblack23

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    Damn, I wanted to come hunt them.
     
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  27. TC

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    I know a guy that’s a firefighter. Supposedly one time he got stopped with a couple drinks in him. Told the cop he was on his way to work and going straight to bed when he got there and cop let him go
     
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  28. Manny

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    I saved a spider in my home and now as gratitude he keeps watch with a sniper rifle just in case.
     
  29. G46

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    Stick to the sneaker discussions
     
  30. dblplay1212

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    I'm sorry, I just find it funny that someone lives in so much fear that they need a fucking AR in their house. Get an alarm, get a dog, hell even a shotgun. But an AR? Laughable.

    Make sure you pay your NRA dues so they can keep making propaganda to back up your unwarranted fears.
     
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  31. Cornelius Suttree

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    They've taken over the third largest city in Israel. Sucks for gardeners I guess
     
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  32. G46

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    That’s fine. The purpose of a home defense weapon is to deal with an intruder, meaning, kill the intruder. An AR is designed to kill.

    I’ll take a 556/223 over a slug/bird shot/buck shot. The AR will have exponentially less kick back which is important if your wife needs to use it. The AR is easier to manipulate so you can do things like shoulder switch or shoot from unorthodox shooting positions. The AR has less of a chance of malfunctioning (stove pipe). The AR carries a larger magazine.

    I don’t mind the shotgun, and it can definitely do the job, but the AR was meant to do what your asking it in this situation.
     
  33. Cornelius Suttree

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    I'm smug about the fact I'm gonna go my whole life without owning a gun
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    This man has fanatsties about hiding behind couches and popping up to shoot a guy trying to steal a TV. In his fantasy he has pinpoint accuracy so a stray bullet does go through a wall and kill his wife or kid.

    Seek help.
     
  35. G46

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    I have a dog and a shotgun too. Not sure why a shotgun is ok with you though, lol.

    The alarm is smart, pay a company to have the cops show up to your home after someone has already broken in. We had someone try to break in last year, cops showed up 10 minutes after I called them.

    Not a member of the NRA either.

    Keep telling people how to live their lives. That’s not super embarrassing in the least.
     
  36. G46

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    Nobody fantasizes about killing someone. You have a warped brain, dude. No wonder you have this attitude.
     
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  37. One Two

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  38. dblplay1212

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    99% of criminals will run when an alarm goes off. They aren't there for a confrontation.

    Your "way of living" leads to mass shooting and kids dying. Your fantasy of playing GI Joe in your house is more important than that to you. Now that's embarrassing.
     
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  39. G46

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    My way of living? You mean having guns in a safe under my bed?

    This obviously isn’t your lane dude.
     
  40. dblplay1212

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    Every gun owner is a responsible gun owner until they aren't.
     
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  41. dblplay1212

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    Sorry for derailing the thread. I just hate guns and I feel sorry for people that have fallen victim to the NRA propaganda and live in fear of scenarios that will never occur. We all suffer bc of it and they do not care at all.
     
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  42. electronic

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    People who respond to humanitarian crises by buying guns are HUGE fucking dorks.
     
  43. AIP

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    My yard also has land mines that I pick up every Saturday but they just keep coming back, stinks when you step on one.
     
  44. fsu1510

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    Cool another thread ruined by gun debates.
     
  45. laxjoe

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  46. AIP

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    Lol live in the Philly burbs, only hogs we have are the ones at the farm down the road that sells ice cream
     
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  47. AIP

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    Lol live in the Philly burbs, only hogs we have are the ones at the farm down the road that sells ice cream
     
  48. One Two

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  49. G46

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    This is my approach as well when I wander into a discussion that’s way out of my depth. I psycho analyze and make suppositions based off my own ill informed beliefs.
     
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